Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Hugo Boss

    Hugo Boss The poster formerly known as CarolinaRPh
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    So Hunter is pretty clearly cheating on his wife also.
     
    #178751 Hugo Boss, Aug 23, 2018
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  2. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    If you have facts about a violation, please send them to [email protected], otherwise please do not slander our old fat lecherous president or his staff.
     
    #178752 Doc Louis, Aug 23, 2018
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  3. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    Liaison Hotel, eh? I think they call that an aptronym.
     
    #178753 Schadenfred, Aug 23, 2018
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  4. aisle seven

    aisle seven Well-Known Member
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    "Let me go on national TV to clear things up..."

    *implicates himself in yet another crime or scandal*

    Rinse, repeat.
     
    #178754 aisle seven, Aug 23, 2018
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  5. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Omerta, also a good book
     
    #178755 Where Eagles Dare, Aug 23, 2018
  6. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    He's so good when he's backed into a corner.
     
    #178756 Redav, Aug 23, 2018
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  7. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    GOP: at least he’s never sent an email
     
    #178756 prerecordedlive, Aug 23, 2018
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  8. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    What else would you expect from a fat man baby? No one puts man baby in a corner!
     
    #178757 Doc Louis, Aug 23, 2018
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  9. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    :laugh: a guy named Pecker is fucking the president. 2018 is on a bath salts and heroin cocktail
     
    #178758 Crepeswithasmile, Aug 23, 2018
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  10. Doc Louis

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    Right, and the market would jump with the news meaning things could go back to being predictable
     
    #178759 Doc Louis, Aug 23, 2018
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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    And song.
     
    #178760 Hoss Bonaventure, Aug 23, 2018
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  12. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    On a brighter note than my earlier post Mayor Pete played with Ben Folds a couple years ago. It was fun and I was drunk. Go Pete
     
    #178761 NilesIrish, Aug 23, 2018
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  13. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    My in-laws just saw him at a rally in Springfield, IL. Said he was super impressive and should be a pres candidate in 2020 based upon his speech.
     
    #178762 slogan119, Aug 23, 2018
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  14. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
    Penn State Nittany Lions

    This is an absolutely ridiculous depiction of what’s going on.

    His hands are not even close to that size.

     
    #178763 indeed, Aug 23, 2018
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  15. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    #178764 Can I Spliff it, Aug 23, 2018
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  16. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton Hilton Honors VIP
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    This guy was Republican voters' #2 choice to be POTUS

     
    #178765 Fran Tarkenton, Aug 23, 2018
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  17. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Trumpocolypse thread: a slam-bang difficult world
     
    #178766 Sub-Zero, Aug 23, 2018
  18. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    That man is a national embarrassment.
     
    #178767 BrentTray, Aug 23, 2018
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  19. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Also the POTUS to Fox News

    Don't snitch

    And

    Snitches get stitches
     
    #178768 Beeds07, Aug 23, 2018
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  20. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I saw that he was replacing Biden due to illness. I'd like to find video. I'd like to see how he performs on a stage like that.
     
    #178769 NilesIrish, Aug 23, 2018
  21. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
    Donor

     
    #178770 Can I Spliff it, Aug 23, 2018
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  22. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
    Donor

     
    #178771 Can I Spliff it, Aug 23, 2018
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  23. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I hope everyone complicit in ICE dies in fucking boiling oil.
     
    #178772 NilesIrish, Aug 23, 2018
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  24. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    My head hurts just reading his nonsensical jibberish. He's so incredibly incompetent and stupid.
     
    #178773 SD_Irish, Aug 23, 2018
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  25. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
    Penn State Nittany Lions

    Yet he will likely win by a few points. Says more about TX IMO.
     
    #178774 indeed, Aug 23, 2018
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  26. GCock

    GCock Well-Known Member
    South Carolina Gamecocks

    [​IMG]
     
    #178775 GCock, Aug 23, 2018
  27. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Clearly shopped. Hands are way too fucking big.
     
    #178776 DirtBall, Aug 23, 2018
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  28. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    The use of snowflakes without a hint of irony is everything.
     
    #178777 SD_Irish, Aug 23, 2018
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  29. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
    Donor

     
    #178778 Can I Spliff it, Aug 23, 2018
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  30. Pelican Grove

    Pelican Grove You know me
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    #178779 Pelican Grove, Aug 23, 2018
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  31. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    This is spectacular.
     
    #178780 NilesIrish, Aug 23, 2018
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  32. NYGator

    NYGator Well-Known Member
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    This may have more of an impact on his electorate than the finance violations.
     
    #178781 NYGator, Aug 23, 2018
  33. Fran Tarkenton

    Fran Tarkenton Hilton Honors VIP
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    woo boy
     
    #178782 Fran Tarkenton, Aug 23, 2018
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  34. NYGator

    NYGator Well-Known Member
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    Random, but I saw Ben Folds on Friday night. Not his best performance. Less chatty because he had less time because somehow Cake was the headliner.
     
    #178783 NYGator, Aug 23, 2018
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  35. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I've learned 2 words in this thread this morning that I did not know. That makes me happy.
     
    #178784 NilesIrish, Aug 23, 2018
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  36. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    This was in '15 He was ok but seemed like he was falling off with age voice wise. Having the South Bend Symphony and then Pete made it pretty awesome though. Also, beer.
     
    #178785 NilesIrish, Aug 23, 2018
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  37. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    That guy is fucking trash
     
    #178786 Redav, Aug 23, 2018
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  38. NYGator

    NYGator Well-Known Member
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    As my 11 year old son would say, he is tryhard.
     
    #178787 NYGator, Aug 23, 2018
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  39. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    #178788 VaxRule, Aug 23, 2018
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  40. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
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    I've seen him a few times and he's always been great. I love when he just makes songs up as he goes along. Dude is so talented.
     
    #178789 KJROD20, Aug 23, 2018
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  41. NYGator

    NYGator Well-Known Member
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    Yes, he made up a song about where the concert was located. The last time I saw him was about 20 years ago. Always been a fan though.
     
    #178790 NYGator, Aug 23, 2018
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  42. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    [​IMG]
     
    #178791 NilesIrish, Aug 23, 2018
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  43. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    #178792 BP, Aug 23, 2018
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  44. two

    two Hello
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    They were desperately giving tickets away to that show. Got an email offering 4 free tickets from Forest Hills.
     
    #178793 two, Aug 23, 2018
  45. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    "Aptronym" and "omertà"?
     
    #178794 Schadenfred, Aug 23, 2018
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  46. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    I assumed it was “morning” and “happy.”
     
    #178795 El Tiburon, Aug 23, 2018
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  47. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I'm completely fine with this.

    /single issue pro-life voters
     
    #178796 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, Aug 23, 2018
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  48. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    #178797 BP, Aug 23, 2018
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  49. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    This would be correct

    Edit: Omerta I was clueless about. Aptronym makes perfect sense given the root words.
     
    #178798 NilesIrish, Aug 23, 2018
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  50. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    Mark Fuhrman blushed listening to that recording.
     
    #178799 HoosDaMan, Aug 23, 2018
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  51. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    It may or may not be the case that I read dictionaries for fun.
     
    #178800 Schadenfred, Aug 23, 2018
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