Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Bruce Bowen

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    You can just say that 37% of Trump voters will favor Trump no matter what.
     
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  2. Beeds07

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    I was thinking about this. How many days in a row do you think the NYT could print the exact same article before anyone noticed it was the exact same article?
     
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  3. Lyrtch

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  4. AptosDuck

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    Does this mean he has to give back the Noble Prize?
     
  5. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    ETICS!
     
  6. PeterGriffin

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    No take backs, we're playing by old school rules.
     
  7. Bruce Wayne

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    Trump is stuck in the 80s, a time when Giuliani made his name as a DA for SDNY.
     
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  8. Tobias

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    ahhh man ben is so close to figuring this out



    i agree. all republicans are garbage people
     
  9. Mix

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    That's as close to him admitting he was wrong we will ever get. And he doesn't even realize he admitted his stupid sanctions are hurting this as well.
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

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    Usually “jump ship” means to abandon not jump in.
     
  11. Redav

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    You guys breathing oxygen is what got you Trump
     
  12. cutig

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    Totally rational and smart big boy ben shapiro admitting that the GOP chooses their positions because libs are mean on the Internet?
     
  13. Tobias

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    good job idiots. you thinking mike pence is a bigoted ghoul is why i must dehumanize women and people of color. i hope you're happy with what you've made me do
     
  14. GCock

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  15. Redav

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    It's just such a tired joke at this point. Everything anyone on the left did/does is why we have Trump. Right.
     
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  16. Lyrtch

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    my favorite take, "the people opposed to X is why X happened, not the millions supporting X"
     
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  17. cutig

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    Calling someone a racist on the internet made them vote for a racist. GOOD JOB LIBS
     
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  18. Crepeswithasmile

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    It's a flipping reference, not a ship jumping reference.
     
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  19. PeterGriffin

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    Pence is bad in his own right, but he isn't a madman, and I really don't know anything about Haley. Mitch and Paul Ryan are pretty bad guys and it's heightened because they are smart enough to know what they're doing. But no one in the line of presidential succession is worse for our country's international standing, for our democracy, for pretty much everything, than Donald J Trump.
     
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  20. AIOLICOCK

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    Haley is pretty fucking awful hth
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

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    You can’t give him syphilis twice, that’s called double jeopardy.
     
  22. Daniel Ocean

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    StinkusP1nkus would definitely try and stick up for her honor every chance he got.
     
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  23. jrmy

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    Haley is a snake. She plays the very well-reasoned, respectable Republican but then turns around and gives the rubber stamp to whatever the party wants.
     
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  24. Doc Louis

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    Translation: North Korea said for him to not come
     
  25. bro

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    name me a republican in congress/Trump's cabinet who doesn't do the same. Goes without saying
     
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  26. jrmy

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    She's just another "not a Trump fan" wannabe critic who turned over and joined the administration as soon as they waved a shiny new role in her face.
     
  27. Truman

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    It's amazing how low a bar the GOP has sunk to. Just because a GOPer can speak somewhat eloquently and not be blatantly racist or offensive, theyre viewed as reasonable, despite their actions/voting records being right in line w Trump/Bannon/Millers
     
  28. BellottiBold

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    and she's outrageously embarrassing as our face at the UN, just full of ignorance and stupidity

    god I hate her.
     
  29. DollarBillHokie

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    Is Ambassador to the UN in the line of succession?
     
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  31. AIOLICOCK

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    Nah, man, she's incredibly pernicious. Literally like dozens of children died because of her handling of dss. And her team of lawyers swept it under the rug. She legit belongs in prison.
     
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  32. jrmy

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    No, but she's their plan post-Trump I think.
     
  33. Popovio

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    They had a scheduling conflict with Kim's potato farm tour.
     
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  34. Tug

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    Even though she’s an Indian American woman? That would be interesting to see
     
  35. WC

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    Sounds like he’s missing out on the number one potato then.

    Trump. Trump is the potato.
     
  36. AIOLICOCK

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    Her running for president would actually create a sort of ironic situation, in that republicans would have to choose how to handle her having taken down the rebel flag. Like, it should be a big asset for her candidacy, but there are a shit ton of rwnjs who hate her for it.
     
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  37. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    God yes, the replies and the replies to the replies.
     
  38. PeterGriffin

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    Handwringing over satire, so sweet.
     
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  39. Tobias

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    top reply:



    great lady glad she’s standing up meghan

     
  40. three stacks

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    the onion is on fire today
     
  41. bro

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    :roll:
     
  42. Tobias

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    you'd get similar replies from a certain crowd on here if you posted those in the "mccain has brain cancer" thread
     
  43. sflnole

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    Finally, a worthy successor to Andrew Breitbart
     
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  44. Tobias

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  45. jrmy

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    That’s the point. “Hey look we have a POC friend!”
     
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  46. cutig

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    Yup. She’s going to run. She’s a tea party darling. Awful. But lots of republicans will point at her and say she’s great.