Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. ned's head

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  2. bro

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    ME!!!
     
  3. wes tegg

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    You'd be really surprised. It completely upends one of the lechnerd narratives.
     
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  4. Fran Tarkenton

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    Adelsons perversion of Nevada media is poisoning the electorate there
     
  5. AptosDuck

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    Rs are big on excusing their "youthful indiscretions." Just ask Henry Hyde.
     
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  6. matistic

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    Does it seem to anyone else like the Democrats aren’t making anywhere near the stink they should be about this confirmation process right now? Just feels like they are letting themselves be drowned out. Again.
     
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  7. BudKilmer

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    All these mother fucking assholes deserve th most emotionally painful death and then eternity in hell

    Fuck this triggers me


     
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  8. bro

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    all victims act like (blank)

    all non-victims act like (blank)
     
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  9. AIOLICOCK

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    Really makes you think....

     
  10. Bruce Wayne

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    Inject this into my veins

     
  11. Tobias

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    one hell of a teaser here, tegg
     
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  12. bro

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    imagine a world where the only campaign ads on TV were those made by candidates. that'd be nice
     
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  13. Prospector

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    Butthole

    I don't believe you

    Well, we're waiting gif
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    Aaaaaamazig

    "Show me where the right has been radicalized" - Talking Head
     
  15. Jigga

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    Kavanugh could rape Orrin Hatch tonight and he’d still vote to confirm
     
  16. wes tegg

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    [​IMG]
     
  17. Tobias

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    now i am worried that i am this alt account
     
  18. Prospector

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    Mother fuckers!
     
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  19. dome foam

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    trying to think of which one of you idiots has given me the most shit and that’s gotta be tops’ burner lib account.
     
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  20. wes tegg

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    What if I told you lechnerd is the burner account?
     
  21. Bruce Wayne

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    The troll account that had multiple troll accounts?
     
  22. AIOLICOCK

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  23. Josey Wales

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    Guys, look. I get what you’re saying.

    But have you considered that Brett Kavanaugh hasn’t sexually assaulted anyone in the last 7 days, and that’s who he is today?
     
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  24. Josey Wales

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    Man maybe GOP knows they can’t withdraw the nomination because a lot of their other qualified people are also rapists, pedos, and grifters. Ben Shapiro is an attorney, but you’ve gotta he able to see over the bench in court.
     
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  25. jrmy

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    Lyrtch come tell us another Lechnerd burner since you like doing that
     
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  26. Lyrtch

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    no comment
     
  27. Can I Spliff it

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    some evening watching for the bored
     
  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    FUCK YES, Hydraulic press every single one of those pieces of filth who voted for that bill.
     
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  29. steamengine

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    My guess would be they’re trying to avoid stirring up the GOP snake pit over the scotus pick pre midterms as much as possible.
     
  30. MORBO!

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    I’m sure loathsome human beings like Orrin Hatch, who espouse the forgiveness of sins committed as a youth, would be all for restoring the voting rights of felons who committed nonviolent crimes and have been model citizens for several years with no recidivism.

    I’m not even talking giving them a lifetime appointment...just letting them vote!
     
  31. tmbrules

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    I can’t believe any of you white knighting Cucks believe a word this lady says.
     
  32. lechnerd

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  33. GrizzliesDrew

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    Of not posting obvious fake news and looking like a complete dumb shit? I know someone who recently failed that test
     
  34. AIOLICOCK

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    We were impressed by her ability to understand how taxes work
     
  35. NilesIrish

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    Hi all. Rampage with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was fun, shitty, but fun.

    Also why are we responding to TH who has completely absorbed the playbook?
     
  36. bro

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  37. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Don't get too turned on Talking Head he's just making a joke.
     
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  38. Lyrtch

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  39. bro

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  40. Fancy

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    I know I'm an idiot but am I to believe that 6 of the 7 no votes for increased "defense" spending we're conservatives?
     
  41. Josey Wales

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    Tea party, socialist, “libertarian”, and cucks. The conservatives mostly did it so they can pretend they still care about the budget deficit.
     
  42. bro

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  43. bertwing

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    It's Lyrtch

    Boy that feels good to get off my chest
     
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  44. Guns

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    Where's Corker's bitch ass?
     
  45. Doc Louis

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    Well last thing America needs is a sexual assaulter going through withdrawal.

    I'm not one to walk away from deli sandwiches, but they say it's hard to quit cold turkey.
     
  46. xec

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    That hypocritical son of a bitch. Every time I see a pic of him I see Emperor Palpatine.
     
  47. Hugo Boss

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    Still waiting on Jeff Flake to not be a piece of shit.
     
  48. Doc Louis

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    Business is good for Bethany Christian Services
     
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  49. Joe_Pesci

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    My take on this is more or less the same as with Luke Heimlich (Oregon State pitcher who molested a relative): You can still live a productive life, but after damaging someone else's life like that, maybe you shouldn't get to be a pro baseball player or a Supreme Court Justice.

    I also wonder if these people felt the same way about Ted Kennedy
     
    #185450 Joe_Pesci, Sep 20, 2018
    Last edited: Sep 20, 2018