Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. PeterGriffin

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    I've got a growing feeling at this news, if you know what I'm saying.
     
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  2. double RL

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    OLIVE BRANCH, Miss. —

    A Mississippi man was fired from his job after a photo showing him wearing a Confederate T-shirt -- emblazoned with a noose and the words "Mississippi Justice" -- went viral.
     
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  3. bro

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  4. steamengine

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    UT Austin politics guy who knows the state well says Beto running for prez would be crazy. He thinks running for Cornyn’s seat in 2020 would be priceless to the national Dems and they should be begging him to do it.
     
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  5. The B1G Kucktis

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  6. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    Scary to think this guy was a nurse with those decision making skills.
     
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  7. dome foam

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    makes no sense. Beto performed well mainly due to ted Cruz’ unfavorability. Cornyn would slaughter him.
     
  8. Tobias

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    honest question: what is the reasoning in losing another senate race? i am a big fan but he didn’t beat ted in a senate race there so idk if he could gain enough ground in 2 years against a much stronger (relatively) opponent
     
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  9. double RL

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    I imagine that non whites got the exact same quality of care as whites.
     
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  10. Tug

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    Do you believe this?
     
  11. chuckmasterflex

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    How do they not understand Trump at this point?
     
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  12. London Humphreys

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    I would guess it would be to continue momentum of winning down ticket races. A strong presidential candidate could presumably have the same effect, especially one from Texas.

    I just don't know if Beto is ready. He will get killed for his lack of experience, and yes I know there is a reality TV dumbass in the White House now.
     
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  13. bro

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  14. NilesIrish

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    It keeps getting dumber....
     
  15. steamengine

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    I’ll trust the political instincts of a guy who has been in Texas politics for forty years over yours, honestly. Also you’re assuming Cornyn runs again.
    I think the changing demos of Texas, dying olds, and growth in name recognition could easily flip < 300k seats. And Ted Cruz’s unpopularity as a candidate is vastly overplayed because he’s so gross. Rs gonna R as has been stated.
     
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  16. Can I Spliff it

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  17. dome foam

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  18. Can I Spliff it

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  19. bro

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    Who is this guy? I’m laughing so hard reading him replying to everyone in his mentions.

     
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  20. bro

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    Congratulations, you played yourself
     
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  21. HoosDaMan

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  22. VaxRule

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    NRA: “the evidence is limited and inconclusive, you can’t make recommendations based on that”

    Reasonable person: “oh so you support allowing the CDC to study gun violence and prevention?”

    NRA: ...
     
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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    FREEDOM OF SPEECH
     
  24. Dudley Dawson2

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    For 2020, I am starting to be convinced it has to be Klobuchar. She is exactly the type that can appeal and carry the Rustbelt. She is as smart as anyone, can campaign about as good as anyone, doesn't have any Clinton type or 'east coast elite' baggage and has a blue color upbringing that you can build a story around.

    Perhaps people that know her better can weigh in a bit more.
     
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  25. Shu

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    If im an idiot I fit in well itt.
     
  26. Arkadin

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    "If" like there aren't everest sized mountains of evidence
     
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  27. Fran Tarkenton

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    Louisiana makes me laugh too

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  28. VaxRule

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    Of course
     
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  29. Redav

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    How does it feel to get repeated dunked on by idiots?
     
  30. triceratops

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    The problem with flipping the NC Senate seat is that Tillis has a low profile, so hasn’t shot himself in the foot like McCrory.

    The Dems have no bench of candidate due in part to the gerrymandering and also being a red state for decades. The 3 Congressional candidates are old and uninspiring. Cooper can’t risk the Gov mansion and is pretty bland himself. Maybe the AG Price? McCready if he has won but he didn’t.

    Best hope is Trump sinks Tillis and party in a bigger wave most likely due to economy.
     
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  31. GrizzliesDrew

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    He was fired from MPD after he was found with a 17yo girl and alcohol in his squad car
     
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  33. Dudley Dawson2

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    Planted by Soros of course.
     
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  34. bro

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    this is a man who has no clue about constitutional law. my goodness
     
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  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    When Roy More lost the Alabama popular vote, he still won 4 out of 5 or 5/6 congressional districts
     
  36. bertwing

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    Pay your debt you stupid fat bitch
     
  37. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  38. NilesIrish

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    This almost feels to on the nose.
     
  39. cutig

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    Does this surprise anyone? I'm surprised it took so long for them to say. Lots of trumpy districts went down.
     
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  40. VaxRule

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    Recruit Michael Jordan to run.
     
  41. herb.burdette

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    The country will elect a woman Republican before it elects a woman Democrat. There are still way too many men who won’t vote for a woman. That’s a terrible reality, because many of the better candidates are women.

    Look at the Trump numbers in 2016 split be gender. She couldn’t convince enough women to vote. Trump won men substantially.
     
  42. joe-

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    isn’t he very republican?
     
  43. VaxRule

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    Probably. Donald Trump was a Democrat for his entire adult life. Previous labels don’t matter.
     
  44. skiedfrillet

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    this guy is having a delightful meltdown
     
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  45. AptosDuck

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    Gambling problem
     
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  46. triceratops

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    Also too many women that won’t vote for a women for president.

    Same exact candidate with same exact campaign as Hillary but a man would have beat Trump
     
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  47. Tobias

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    no he just had that famous quote

    he hosted a $3m fundraiser in 2012 for obama and donated to his 2004 senate campaign

    been vocally supportive of players protesting during the anthem and donated a couple mil to advocates against police violence. also found this:

     
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  48. Arkadin

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    Jordan sucks
     
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  49. Jimmy McGill

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    His ideology shifts dependig on who is currently buying his shoes.
     
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  50. Tobias

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    i do not want jordan to run for senate even tho it would get him free of being a terrible owner but he's definitely not a republican or anything close. the sneakers quote was from 1990 when he wasnt really politically active