Richest man on Earth is now single. LOOK OUT

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  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  2. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    He didn't eat the booty
     
  3. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    He has robots to do that for him
     
  4. jokewood

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  5. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    What am I looking out for
     
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  6. bro

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  7. The Blackfish

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    When he's only worth 80 billion, will he still be the richest man on earth?
     
  8. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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  9. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Big fan of what obscene wealth can do for your appearance

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  10. HOOSINSC

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    looks like he had his nose trimmed down some.
     
  11. bro

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    Gates is 90 billion. Buffett is 84 billion.
     
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  12. poor paul

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    idk i bet you can afford a gym membership, a razor, and a puffy vest.
     
  13. bro

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    more competition, amiright
     
  14. Mix

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    He is still a dork so he gonna do something stupid like get married again.
     
  15. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    hope alexa and him have a wonderful life together


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  16. Tiffin

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    And yet, Billy Gates, virtually unchanged.
     
  17. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Tried sending a drone in. Did not work out.
     
  18. lhprop1

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    It looks like he's in his Prime
     
  19. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    #dronethebooty
     
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  20. Joe_Pesci

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    This is him when he showed up at some best buy in seattle for the halo 3 launch

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  21. Goose

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    Alexa, how much is my alimony payment?
     
  22. bro

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    IS THAT MASTER CHIEF????
     
  23. Tiffin

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    :laugh: classic
     
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  24. Joe_Pesci

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    I bet Bezos would never name his kid Braydyn
     
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  25. Joe_Pesci

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    I went through a phase where I was really into reading biographies and the one I read on Gates was great. He is like the ultimate nerd god. When he was at Harvard, apparently the first thing he would ask a girl after meeting her was what she scored on the SAT.
     
  26. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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  27. momux

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    I went through a similar phase. Really enjoyed the Rockefeller bio by Chernow (Titan). You remember the name of the Gates book/have any other good bio recs?
     
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  28. Joe_Pesci

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    Hard Drive is the Gates one. It's been like 10 years or so but I remember it being like half about him, half about Microsoft. The Robert Caro ones about Lyndon Johnson are great if you feel like reading 3000 pages about Lyndon Johnson.
     
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  29. Doc Louis

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    Time to turn those dreams of being the next Stedman into reality. 2019: where dreams can come true
     
  30. Wu

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    Probably the only time he won’t be able to ship something off for free
     
  31. Barves2125

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    If he saw you somewhere and wanted to begin a sexual relationship with you in exchange for access to an ultra luxurious lifestyle, would you go for it?
     
  32. Joe_Pesci

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    No but I would be his blood boy
     
  33. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    How long would I have to commit?
     
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  34. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    Or a Hollywood trainer and a personal chef.
     
  35. Barves2125

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    24 months.
     
  36. zeberdee

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    he was already fairly wealthy when he married her, right? assuming he had a prenup then, I wonder how it holds up now that his wealthy has grown exponentially.
     
  37. Shawn Hunter

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    Pass
     
  38. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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  39. IHHH

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    Should’ve had his ears trimmed some while he was in there.
     
  40. Arrec Bardwin

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    I’m sure he does have a pretty detailed prenup, but this split sounds like she’ll still have access to the wealth whether it’s hers or Jeff’s.
     
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  41. CC

    CC Waiting for moments that never come
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  42. You and You

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    Fuck is with his right eye?
     
  43. tjsblue

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    Did you read the Warren Buffett one? Snowball? Just finished that one. Not 3,000 pages but pretty long. Really good. It reads like Forrest Gump the way he’s involved with so many famous characters and major American events.
    Totally reading the Rockefeller fella one next.
     
  44. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    Robert Kennedy and His Times.

    RFK > *
     
  45. Jim Brockmire

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    That's a man that wealth has not changed.

    Worth 80-some billion dollars, still buys his hoodies from the $9.97 rack at Walmart.

    Admirable.
     
  46. Jake Barnes

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    Michael Craig mentioned in one of his books that Gates comes to Vegas every once in a while to play poker, but always sits down at the 1-2 limit tables. :laugh:
     
  47. DUCKMOUTH

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    Anyone got the number to the soon to be richest woman on earth?
     
  48. DUCKMOUTH

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    Amen
     
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  49. angus

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    Pretty sure they were married before he even started Amazon. She's getting half.
     
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