Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. DaveGrohl

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    But honestly, yes. Buys two sizes of the same outfit/dress online because she doesn’t know which will fit better. Then returns the one she doesn’t like. “It’s better to do that than buy something and never wear it.”

    The alternative is her hating all of her clothes when we’re running thirty minutes late for an event, so I guess I can’t complain that much. Luckily she doesn’t apply this to other items, just clothes.
     
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  3. visa

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    Possible for Roy to start his own thread?
     
  4. Houndster

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    You are both addicts. Not saying it won’t work out, but that sounds like a recipe for disaster.

    Talking to a therapist, even just as a one time thing, would be a really good idea.
     
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  5. The Real Roy Williams

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    Why would I do that? Do I bother everyone that much? If so I'll leave.
     
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  6. The Real Roy Williams

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    Probably so. I get made fun of in pretty much every thread I post in. I'm not that weird and fucked up. It's embarrasing. But we are good for each other and it won't be a disaster.
     
  7. bro

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    roy, I gotta say, I don't know what it is like a day in your shoes, but for TMB purposes, just take a step back and relax. Nothing wrong with having serious issues, but this thread is for stupid/silly anecdotes about your significant other. Nobody is making fun of you. :idk: All is good.
     
  8. BayouMafia

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    The Real Roy Williams don't let these bastards grind you down. You be you and say what you want to say in this thread or any other.
     
  9. CF3234

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    we have one. I have buried it so far between the headboard and mattress that she can't get to it other then when we wash the sheets and even then she doesn't grab it 65% of the time.
     
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  10. The Real Roy Williams

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    I thought your like on my post meant you wanted me to leave. Sorry I'm in a emo mood this morning. A lot of shit going on.
     
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  11. visa

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    Wtf lol

    It was merely an inquiry not a mandate you sick fuck
     
  12. Cheshire Bridge

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    Where was she?
     
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    visa don't let these bastards grind you down. You be you and say what you want to say without worrying about justifying to anybody
     
  14. The Real Roy Williams

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    I don't know for sure but I think she was with the married couple that used to deal drugs to her. That's speculation but that's what I think. She said something happened but won't explain. She promised she wasan't on drugs and just wanted to explain in person what happened this afternoon. I do trust her i just want her away from those people and back home. If they got her fucked up I will hurt someone.
     
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  15. Jigga

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    How come you never say anything encouraging like that to me?
     
  16. visa

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    Thank you.

    Good luck, Roy. Carry on.
     
  17. The Real Roy Williams

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    I'll be fine thanks.
     
  18. REGGNECK

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    The phone not working is suspect.
     
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  19. The Real Roy Williams

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    It was dead not broken. She charged it and we've talked this morning.She was with a married couple. I don't think she was cheating or doing drugs.I just need to talk to her to figure out what the fuck was going on because according to her some shit went down but wants to talk to me in person. So I don't know yet.
     
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  20. CF3234

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    well that's not normal at all
     
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    The Real Roy Williams you should cut bait now and get as far away from this girl as possible. nothing good is going to come from this.
     
  22. Capstone 88

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    She finally got that threesome she talked about
     
  23. The Real Roy Williams

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    Thanks for the dickhole advice but no. She is a great person that had struggles in the past. Who hasen't? Don't say mean shit please asshole.
     
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  24. bro

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  25. lhprop1

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    I was watching the Wolves vs Magic game the other night and the wife walked in while they were showing an old clip of Christian Laettner. The flashback ended and my wife saw that the Magic were playing and asked, "Is Shaq playing tonight?" :pffft:



    To her credit, at least she knew that Shaq played for the Magic at some point in his career.
     
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  26. bro

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    :roll:
     
  27. HuskerInMiami

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  28. Crepeswithasmile

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    if you have to worry about whether or not she's going to stick a needle in her arm every time a little adversity pops up, she's probably not that great of a fucking person.
     
  29. HuskerInMiami

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    Speaking for myself. I'm worried about you and agree with others that you should just go see a psychiatrist. I'm sure your work/insurance will cover it anyway.
     
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  30. The Real Roy Williams

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    I don't know. We're supposed to meet up in 30 minutes when she gets home and I will ask that question.
     
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  31. Druce

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    Roy is lashing out because he's worried and insecure, while having doubts about what news is about to be broken to him this afternoon from the woman who he considers the love of his life. C'mon guys this isn't hard.
     
  32. HuskerInMiami

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    I've never met a woman that let's her phone stay dead for more than a minute. Sure my wife's phone is always below 20%, but it never dies.
     
  33. The Real Roy Williams

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    She is a great person.. people relapse sometimes. I was just worried. It didn't happen though.
     
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  35. The Real Roy Williams

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    Well congrats you have a keeper. My girl's phone dies almost every night and she loses shit everyday. She's really smart but so absent minded. It drives me crazy. She even loses my comfy night pants daily. What are you doing with them woman? Damn.

    Sorry for being annoying everyone.
     
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  36. CF3234

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    you aren't annoying, but we all do find what you consider a great person to be a bit alarming. 99% of us aren't dealing with 99% of the stuff you post itt and when we point it out to you, you get very defensive. Yea, there are some guys here just to mess with you, but the majority of this thread does try to help when possible.
     
  37. Ty Webb

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  38. The Real Roy Williams

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    You don't know shit. She's at home now. I do trust her, I'll say it again. I'm about to go talk to her. Your gif is lame as shit anyway.
     
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  40. a.tramp

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    Don’t worry guys, I totally trust her. Just completely disregard my past 24 hour posting history centered around being stressed about what the hell she has been doing. To be clear, I trust her though.

    100%. Trust. Her.
     
  41. Ty Webb

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    The juxtaposition of “she’s a good person and I trust her” with worries of her “shooting up heroin, disappearing, possibly cheating?” is a lot to wrap my head around - and I’m one that worries about the worst case scenario more than is necessary.
     
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  42. TheGrifter

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    If she’s in recovery, why in the WORLD is she even still talking to her old dealer? My sister is in recovery from heroin. One of the first things she has to do is cut all those people out of her life. Being around users, let alone dealers, is a sure fire ticket to relapse. Being alone with them with stress involved is even worse.

    I’m not trying to come across like an asshole, but how committed is she to being sober? Why does she maintain unhealthy relationships to her recovery?
     
  43. Clown Baby

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    I like for my wife to check in every half hour or so, and if she doesn’t I call the cops
     
  44. LetItSoak

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    I trust her I just can't guarantee she's not giving handjobs for crack right now
     
  45. Crepeswithasmile

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    This is all going to end with a stolen ATM getting dropped on The Real Spooge Jr's head.
     
  46. CF3234

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    let's put this in non-relationship terms and maybe he will get it. This is now the stupid shit our pets do thread.

    Me: Hey guys, my damn cat keeps shitting right next to the litter box instead of in it,'
    Thread: lmao. damn cat just does it to fuck with you/ has no idea how to aim.
    Me: Yea, I know, that damn cat. LOL


    Real Roy: Hey guys, my cat keeps attacking the neighbor's kids. One time a kid had to go to the emergency room. I'm a little worried.
    Thread: UHHHH, that's not good...
    Real Roy: It's fine guys. She's a good cat. Nobody has had to go to the emergency room for a few months. I swear, shes good.
    Thread: No, Roy, it's not normal for cats to be attacking anyone who walks past your house. It's got legit behavioral issues that need to be worked on.
    Real Roy: No it's FINE. She's a good cat.
     
  47. Crepeswithasmile

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    lol it's funny you made this comparison bc roy's parents just put a "real good and sweet dog" to sleep because it kept attacking children and other people. he posted about it in the random thoughts thread.
     
  48. CF3234

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    Welp. Swear to Tebow that I had no idea this happened.
     
  49. blind dog

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    lol link? thx
     
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  50. Crepeswithasmile

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    its maybe 10 or so pages back in the random thoughts thread