Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. tmbrules

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    I agree. But that is neither here nor there. Become legal and then go do it.
     
  2. NilesIrish

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    So brown = illegal... Cool. Sounds like your shitty little neighborhood is also terrifying.
     
  3. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Ah, so you kind of proved my point. The people who hired them are at fault not the people who needed and took the job. Fines are the answer to hiring undocumented workers. The employers are the ones who are responsible, not the employees. How dare they take job offers!!!! The nerve!!!
     
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  4. PeterGriffin

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    How would one know by sight that someone is an illegal?
     
  5. TAXTAXTAX

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    You'd better be careful! I hear they are all rapists, murderers, and gang members smuggling dope!
     
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  6. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I’m sure he’s gathered all of their information and ascertained that they are indeed not eligible to work in the United States and not making an assumption based on their ethnicity.
     
  7. tmbrules

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    Maybe you know, you talk to your neighbors (the ones paying them illegaly) about who does what kind of work. And then once you know what they do, you see them in the neighborhood on a weekly / daily basis.

    You guys just can't stand to admit that there is a ton of illegal labor here.
     
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  8. Bruce Bowen

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    Trump has some of the best economic #s in the history of mankind!!!
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    There is a serious crisis of undocumented labor hurting our economy at unprecedented rates, build the wall!!!!1
     
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  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  10. PeterGriffin

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    This is the flimsiest bullshiting I've ever heard, and I watched a clip this morning of Donald T spinning a yarn that illegals have super cars.
     
  11. tmbrules

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    No i am not saying its hurting the economy. Im just saying that its hurting the people that you guys claim to protect. The lower class.
     
  12. Comcast

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    It’s their go to. Observations and facts are racist to the left.
     
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  13. PeterGriffin

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    "Hey, John, how you been?"
    "Good! Good, good, good, white God has blessed our family."
    "Fantastic. Say, while looking through your blinds with binoculars and a small notepad documenting who walks by on the street every day, have you noticed some of the same faces appearing?"
    "Why yes, I believe I have!"
    "What kind of work do they do? And do you know if anyone has checked their credentials through the e-verify system?"

    Jesus, I can't even construct a stupid enough conversation to encompass this buffoonery.
     
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  14. NilesIrish

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    Rules has seen brown people walking and mowing. They clearly are illegals killing the white lower class who are clamoring for those jobs.
     
  15. tmbrules

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    I work from home, the houses are pretty close together. Fairly dense neighborhood. Laborers come and go all day. Most legal and some illegal. The illegal ones tend to be the ones that don't have official company names. No official company outfits. Many times they are doing cash jobs like nannying etc. I actually have no problem with these people. If someone is willing to work for an agreed upon wage then so be it. However, there is no denying that this black market is unregulated and it increases the supply of low level labor available. More supply = less demand.
     
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  16. Tug

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    Maybe someone showed him Fast 5 this morning and told him it was a true story
     
  17. Illinihockey

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    I can see why you are so rich with this sort of high level economics background
     
  18. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Again, who is to blame? The undocumented laborer working or the person knowingly hiring an undocumented worker?
     
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  19. tmbrules

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    Hey Melissa - I noticed you had your cleaning lady over yesterday. Can i have her number? Does she do laundry too?
    Hey Bob - what do you pay your yard guy? how many times a week does he come by? Does he do a good job? Reliable? Is he aware of the HOA rgulations regarding yard waste?

    Do you live in a bubble? Have any friends? Or maybe you are just a poor. Not sure.
     
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  20. tmbrules

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    I dont know who to blame, but the brunt of the damage is falling on the lower class.
     
  21. Illinihockey

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    I've never hired a baby sitter and asked for their immigration status. Lady that brings my kids home from school is Russian. I should make sure she's here legally
     
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  22. tmbrules

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    Buy low, sell high.

    The next one i'll have to charge you for.
     
  23. tmbrules

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    I've never asked anyone their immigration status either. That doesnt mean they were legal.
     
  24. ButchCassidy

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    because they're brown, duh.

    rules is a piece of shit.
     
  25. Illinihockey

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    It doesn't mean they were illegal either.
     
  26. bro

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  27. PeterGriffin

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    At which point, Melissa says "her number is this, yes, she does laundry, and also she is illegal." Just a natural flow of conversation.
     
  28. NilesIrish

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    You pounding your chest about being rich when you live in a 500k McMansion 7 feet from your neighbors is always funny to me. You live the same life as my buddies ex who runs a fucking smoothie king.
     
  29. tmbrules

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    Have you ever refrained from asking a question because you didn't want to know the answer?

    "Hey Pedro - you want to do my yard on a weekly basis? Don't mind my MAGA hat, but im gonna need to check your immigration status. What is your e-verify number?"
     
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  30. pez

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    “I only pay her $8 an hour. She tried to get $10 but I threatened to call INS. #lifehack”
     
  31. Jc6

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    Because yesterday, Manaforts attorneys accidentally and incompetently exposed the Trump campaigns coordination (or collusion, if you will) with Russia to the media and general public.

    Now, he’s dancing as fast as he can so people don’t notice that his treachery has been exposed. He can’t stuff collusion back in the box, but he can intentionally and openly distract from his treachery.

    The bigger question though...why the FUCK hasn’t the media given the story the appropriate attention? That’s the ball game. All the whining about witch hunts and chants of no collusion have been exposed as false propaganda.

    As bad as Trump, trumptards, and republicans have been through this sordid ordeal...the media must shoulder a significant portion of the responsibility. They have literally had dozens of opportunities to hold Trump to the same standards of every other US politician ever. They failed every time.

    Instead of covering the story that they have speculating about continually for two years...they focus on blatant political theatre/stunts instead.
     
  32. Blu Tang Clan

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    rules is human garbage. Just worthless in all respects.
     
  33. TAS

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  35. bro

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    :leo:
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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    Fuck off you POS.
     
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  37. tmbrules

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    You are mad because im pointing out that illegal immigration is under cutting the price of labor for our citizens?
     
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  38. tmbrules

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    You are mad because im pointing out that illegal immigration is under cutting the price of labor for our citizens?
     
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  39. TAXTAXTAX

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    You've done this 11 times?!?!?
     
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  41. PeterGriffin

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    More like 20 separate conversations. For a guy that stays at home all day, he sure doesn't want to do ANY house work.
     
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  42. Daniel Ocean

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    I am not mad. You’re a complete pos. You see brown people doing an honest days work contributing to society and all you see is “illegals”. Go fuck yourself.
     
  43. Comcast

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    He does this. He got triggered the other day when I called him out for blindly calling stuff racist. Let the boy pout.
     
  44. Andy Reocho

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    If there's one thing I know about wealthy neighborhoods, it's that the houses are built right next to each other because rich people hate having huge yards/land
     
  45. TAXTAXTAX

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    What do you expect us to do? Once we let the black children go to school with the white children, the blacks didn't want to be maids and gardeners anymore.
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    Fuck off. You’re a shit eating moron.
     
  47. bro

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    Lol at learning he is fucked and throwing a fit
     
  48. nofatchildren - cissp

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    I didn't say there aren't any illegally employed people. I said the conclusion you drew was false.

    Why don't we simply enforce our labor laws if that is your main concern? Hire illegals, and pay the consequences. That would be far more effective than building a wall, but turning a blind eye when people manage to get in to the country past the wall.
     
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  49. bro

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    You’ll change his mind. Keep plowing ahead
     
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  50. nofatchildren - cissp

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    I don't care about changing his mind.

    I just like to stunt, baby.