Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Or you’re guessing less because you lose if you go over.

 

I hate how this guy’s name looks like Matt Gaetz, but that’s a very accurate point he makes.

 

BMI is about as useful as that physicians report

 

his bmi is high because he lifts weights

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

How much does a Big Mac weigh nowadays?

 

I'll stick with Hilton thanks

 

fuck
there is a tweet of his orangeness and Kap side by side

 

Lmao he’s closer to 343

And double lmao at them literally just writing the highest bp numbers to get him into the “normal range” on most charts

 

The physician must’ve looked at a Ben Garrison cartoon of Trump to get that 243 number.

 

You are talking about the McConnell lead GOP Senate right? The one who has rubber stamped damn near everything Trump has done?

 

Also I see they upped his dosage on his statins

Heart Disease 2020

 

the lie about his weight is rightfully getting all the attention but let’s not forget the lie about his height as well

 

I wouldn't be surprised if that's been the case most years because of how aggresive they are about reinvesting

 

His weight is compressing his spine that 2 inches. DUH RUHTARD!

 

Jesus, that's a lot of money. Means the Navy should have no problem approving my fucking change order that it's been sitting on for 2 months.

 

Was the same thing last year

 

Didnt the doc say that he was 234 last year? So just reusing the same numbers?

 

lechnerd lol at your high BMI

 

With all the bullshit Trump and the GOP is putting our country through, them lying about him being a fat tub of goo is so trivial and I couldnt care less.

Seems so unimportant. who cares.

 

I think that's the exact reason why everyone does care, it's so trivial and obviously false so why lie about it?

 

now we wait on the “had to hit show ignored content to see what you were talking about”

 

But why is executive pay so grossly outpacing regular worker pay?

 

copacetic

 

We know nothing about how much his musculature contributes to his BMI.

 

They have bacon now. It's like McDonalds wants him dead too.

 

Laughed so fucking hard at this just now

 

Can’t see their feet.

 

239 last year, 243 this year

 

cAN’t sEe ThEIr fEeT.

 

Just look at this collection of dipshittery.

 

lol 243

 

No stupid fucking Bible verses. This must be a big deal.

 

The base has been conditioned to accept this.

 

That clown is the most powerful person on the planet.

Spoiler

arguably

 

Lol