Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Josey Wales

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    6-2 and they look about even
     
  2. Damion

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    Trump is either lying about his height or has terrible posture.

    Either way SAD!
     
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  3. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    Lol @ anybody looking at this fat shit slob and acting like he’s not obese
     
  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Trumps watch has to be cutting the circulation off to his hand.
     
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  5. BudKilmer

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  6. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    We need to be in the streets this weekend.
     
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  7. indeed

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    This isn’t any more incrementally horrific than any other abuse of the Constitution he done so far. He’s shit on the Constitution since day one, and wiped his Ass with the American flag.
     
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  8. indeed

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    President Coulter not pleased.

     
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  9. BudKilmer

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  10. Lyrtch

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    how do we not have a pizzagate thread, at least as far as i can find with a cursory search
     
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  11. Damion

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    We need to invest more in education.

    GOP: What? We cant afford to do that! Have you seen the debt!

    also GOP

    GOP: We need to build a wall

    Ha we cant afford to do th-

    GOP: Oh wow look what I just found laying on the ground at the DoD a crisp 21 billion dollar bill

    wait wha-

    GOP: oh look there is another 8 billion dollars just laying there
     
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  12. Doc Louis

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    Oh no there's Stafford Act money that can be used and the department of defense needs to get their shit together per bwi2
     
  13. bwi2

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    Is this going to be a thing where you’re mad at me for telling you what the law is?
     
  14. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  15. ned's head

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    >declares emergency
    >goes on vacay

     
  16. BellottiBold

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    Lmao she's talking shit about jared
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Wait. Jeb is 6’3” and Cruz is 5’10.
     
  18. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    darth is finally back on twitter and was able to update their graphic

     
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  19. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Holy shit Kansas



    And Portland
     
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  21. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    We need to hear out both sides, thats just their opinion man
     
  22. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Law enforcement collaborating with fascists in order to commit violence against the left what a huge surprise
     
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  23. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    If i owned comet pizza I’d fucking call those nerds on their bluff and invite them on a tour of the pizza shop........Unless it actually is a secret underage sex dungeon front :dubioustrump:
     
  24. indeed

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    The Constitution is unconstitutional.

     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

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    Having guns is unconstitutional. We should take all the guns.
     
  26. JGator1

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    I know Alex Jones took down all his pizzagate stuff and read a videotaped statement admitting the whole thing was a hoax after that idiot fired a gun into the place. I wish Alefantis would go after the other main people who put this shit out there like the Sandy Hook parents are doing.
     
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  27. VaxRule

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    Talking Head
     
  28. bertwing

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    Looks like TH died 8 days ago. Sad!
     
  29. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    :roll:
    #19 got me good
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  30. The Banks

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    How the hell is that a better than the alternative originally posted???

    ^^^extra question marks because I'm really confused how you thought that could possibly be "better yet"
     
  31. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Better yet

    He steps on a scale to weigh himself, but that scale is actually attached to a giant spring and he's launched to the moon like Looney Tunes.
     
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  32. Schadenfred

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    Because in the world of unrealistic hypotheticals, offering resignation as one of the possible outcomes guarantees that the offer would never be taken. I'd instead dangle something remotely feasible.
     
  33. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    You dream awfully small for hypotheticals. Also $10m to St Judes is not a ton.
     
  34. Schadenfred

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    Hence "or whatever."
     
  35. Artoo

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    Or activates the guillotine/hydraulic press
     
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  36. The Banks

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    [​IMG]
     
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  37. indeed

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    Least shocking thing is it’s Oregon. Truly the Alabama of the PNW.
     
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  38. BudKilmer

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    Today is going to be a shit show :donotwant:
     
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  39. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Shocks me none at all that you're bypassing Idaho
     
  40. BudKilmer

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  41. indeed

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    Boise is a great town. To be fair Oregon is pretty good, except for the pervasive white supremacy, legions of addicts, gloomy weather, sub-par craft beer, and mediocre weed.
     
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  42. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Its nice that during such a large scale emergency that President T can find some time for a quick vacation.

     
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  43. RSK

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  44. citrodong

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    Nancy please, we need a law that in times of national emergency all senior members of government must remain in Washington to work to resolve said emergency.
     
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  45. Wicket

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    i dont want that at all. If there are serious things going on I want the Unangutang in Chief to preferably sit on a beach drinking pina colada's and taking a nap
     
  46. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  47. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    stealing this
     
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  48. Illinihockey

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    "Thousands killed"
     
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  49. Mister Me Too

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    That would actually be a terrible idea, ideally it would be preferable for senior government officials to leave Washington and be where the “national emergency” is going on. So perhaps the president should go to the border until the wall is built.
     
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