Amazon HQ2 Thread

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  1. Lyrtch

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    And everyone impacted by that industry collapsing in on itself largely on response to Amazon

    That's a lot of people
     
  2. Tug

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    Not to mention all of the harm that the lost tax revenue caused. We missed out on a lot of public works opportunities
     
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  3. TDCD

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    Can we mention all the good it did for consumers by offering a vastly larger collection of books at reduced prices?
     
  4. Lyrtch

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    Should add that I'm basing that barb on polling and the behavior of politicians who say they are for it

    It's a very small coalition
     
  5. TDCD

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    Anyway, not trying to get into a pissing war.

    I agree that in recent years Amazon has been as guilty as anyone with regards to abusing the legal system to get ahead.
     
  6. VaxRule

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    But this end result was always the goal. It’s why they lost money for so long, because they believed they could get here in the end. You can’t say “they used to be good for the consumer but now aren’t”. “Now” was always the plan for the consumer.
     
  7. aspenbuff

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    Stay in your little bubble, I guess.
     
  8. Tug

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    Of course. I use Amazon every day. I wish there was more competition for my money, but at the moment there isn’t.
     
  9. Doc Louis

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    I did get some good deals at borders going out of business sales
     
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  10. Shawn Hunter

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    Not reading through the 4 pages of posts since last night, but I read an article this morning that said they actually got like a $127 million refund this year.
     
  11. angus

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  12. Joe_Pesci

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    Oh fuck :roll:
     
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  13. HatterasJack

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  14. The Banks

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    Lech probably skips leg day
     
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  15. lechnerd

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    How much can you bench?
     
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  16. The Banks

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    No idea
     
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  17. Truman

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  18. bro

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    A video making the rounds on Twitter shows a massive Amazon blimp floating over a neighborhood and unleashing an army of delivery drones. Before you panic at what one Twitter user called a "borderline dystopian" image, the video is fake. It seems a tech-savvy Twitter user created the blimp with computer-generated imagery and posted it online, where it took on a life of its own

    But the idea of an Amazon blimp isn't entirely fictional — it's based on a patent Amazon filed in 2014.

    :doge:
     
  19. Eathan Edwards

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    Was just about to ask this - have never seen an Amazon blimp but they have their hands in everything these days so nothing is implausible.
     
  20. herb.burdette

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    Amazon’s $1.4 billion air cargo hub breaks ground at Cincinnati CVG on May 14.

    Since the deal was announced in early 2017, there has been a scramble by other companies to position themselves near the hub.

    CVG cargo traffic was up 28.5% in 2018, and both 2017 and 2018 set new cargo records for the airport.

    For 2018, CVG was the fifth fastest growing air or sea port among the 450 largest in the US. The four others are all seaports within 100 miles of each other on the Gulf Coast dealing with oil/gas.

    Amazon hasn’t even broken ground yet.
     
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  21. Bruce Wayne

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    Corporate welfare at its best

     
  22. BudKilmer

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    Better drug test all those welfare queen execs
     
  23. Goose

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    Congrats to all my fellow shareholders
     
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  24. C Yank

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    Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Any company could be doing what amazon does, but they aren’t.
     
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  25. Goose

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    Don’t bother trying. You’ll get dogpiled
     
  26. M'ark Pepperonio

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    But I do hate the game.
     
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  27. C Yank

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    I just find it ironic that nobody goes after companies that stash cash overseas to avoid taxes. Then amazon follows the law and isn’t doing anything shady, but gets attacked.
     
  28. zeberdee

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    I don't understand how people are missing this point.
     
  29. C Yank

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    Should amazon just willingly pay taxes and not maximum shareholder gain? If you have a problem with the system, call your congressman.
     
  30. zeberdee

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    still missing the point.
     
  31. dblplay1212

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    That's the point.
     
  32. Tug

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    I called my congressman and requested that the US government seize all of Amazon’s assets and IP and to commoditize the platform through government ownership. What should I do now?
     
  33. Tug

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    Jokes aside, the US needs another round of trust busting
     
  34. Bruce Wayne

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    Now donate money to a cause
     
  35. Tug

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    I just shipped 3 Amazon employees Amazon branded tooth brushes using Amazon’s platform. Am I doing enough?
     
  36. C Yank

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    I’ll await my package.
     
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  37. Name P. Redacted

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    I just find it ironic that this is absolutely not true, but you bring it up as if it proves anything
     
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  38. The Banks

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    This has routinely been brought up on this board, FWIW.
     
  39. Tug

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    I’ve asked my congressman where you can pick up your government employee badge. You’re welcome for all the favors.
     
  40. VaxRule

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    Also that “stashing cash overseas” is legal and just part of the “game”.
     
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  41. C Yank

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    I don’t venture out much, so apologies.
    I’ll let Jeff Bezo’s know of your kindness and maybe he’ll shoot you a gift card.
     
  42. Name P. Redacted

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    Guys I think mr yank works at amazon and is very proud of that fact.
     
  43. C Yank

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    Yup, pretty cool place to work.
     
  44. Name P. Redacted

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    Are you the whipmaster at a fulfillment center
     
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  45. VaxRule

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    How many of your coworkers have you ratted out for not being productive enough?
     
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  46. C Yank

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    Nah I’m at the corporate office. There are those here too though.
    You’ll just get fired or put on a development plan if you don’t move the needle.
     
  47. VaxRule

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    Bezos has down wonders to fight unionization by convincing the workers that their coworkers are the enemies they need to look out for - not management.
     
  48. Goose

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    Clockwork
     
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  49. Name P. Redacted

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    nice so you're in jeff's balls.