MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    It’s DonG’s world we’re all just living in it

     
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    Looks like a shitty gym logo.
     
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  4. DirtBall

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    And one week before the games, we now have a way to watch them. Geesh.

     
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    The more things change, the more they stay the same....

     
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  7. Corky Bucek

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    :cool:
     
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  9. Rootgers

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    Sounds like RSL doesn't have their shit together
     
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  10. Rootgers

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    And the Timbers didn't want the world see their butts kicked
     
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  11. Rootgers

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    Holy cow, we play for real in less than a week
     
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    I’m already pissed that Sporting is the only MLS team drawn vs a MX team but also they have to go play in the second toughest road game in North America. Watched their last preseason game and they were gassed around 65-70. No way they survive La Bombonera.
     
  13. xec

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    They were flying in from Hawaii where they got destroyed by a relegated J League team in the Pacific Rim Cup. The Seattle flight was delayed 14 hours due to weather. Blame God. Or The Don. It’s about the same.
     
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  14. Rootgers

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    Get your shit together
     
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    would have been a cool move 4 years ago

     
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    Orlando is like ‘07-‘14 Toronto. Terrible on field plan and pissing off a big fan base.
     
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    I’ve been saying it for years. Write a huge check to Big Phil. Sign a bunch of young Brazilians and an older star or two. Then go to work.
     
  18. Homo Erectus

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    Going to use all the subs at halftime imo
     
  19. DirtBall

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    #FuckPrecourt

     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Just more Anti-Sporting bias by DonG and his band of evil doers. Reports are Ilie is already demanding a trade to a league with a real jersey sponsor.

     
  23. El_Pato

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  24. DirtBall

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    It’s purple

     
  25. Corky Bucek

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    Love how DirtBall always blames DonG
     
  26. DirtBall

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    You know how the saying goes. If the shoe fits...tell it to go fuck itself.
     
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    I haven’t heard that one before to be honest
     
  28. Jimmy the Saint

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    RSL playing in Phoenix tomorrow night :chan:

    Maybe we can have a go at Las Vegas' "record" if they're as shambles as noted in here.
     
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    Wow. You should really get out more.
     
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  31. DirtBall

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    I’m glad they did away with the 1 big star equals 5 stars they wanted to do this year

     
  32. xec

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    No
     
  33. DirtBall

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  34. NittanyKnight

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    Watched Minnesota/New England here in Orlando. Both sides are pretty rough for this stage of the pre season. Loons won 1-0 on a stupid mistake by the keeper. Got caught in possession and turned it over for an easy goal.

    Meanwhile Orlando starts 3 FBs and 2 CB. Just relegate us now please.

    Also fuck the Nani signing. He will get the Will Johnson treatment.
     
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  35. NittanyKnight

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    Orlando City won 2-1 in the 2nd match. It seems that JOC has been watching Pep's greatest hits with the formation and tactically stuff from tonight. Going from 3 at the back in possession to a ball side 5. Lots of high pressing with 3 or 4 players. Just a very different fluid look from last season rigid mess. Shane O'Neil seemed be playing a CB/CM role. Numerous times he stepped into the central midfield with the ball. Seb Mendez at least for one night looked like everything people thought Christian Higuita was going to be when he arrived in the league.


    I would be a bit concerned if I was City America divison fan. Outside of a funky 30 yard shot that found the back of the net; the attack was extremely lacking. Defensively looked decent but still allowed Orlando to score 2 goals. Jon Lewis got 2 yellows with the last one being for a terrible dive that would make Mo Salah blush.
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    Twitter spotted Nani in the Orlando airport this afternoon.
     
  37. NittanyKnight

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    Saw that. Still going to be a horrible signing. Hope he enjoys sitting behind Mueller/Akindele.
     
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  38. Rootgers

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    Haha
     
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  39. DirtBall

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    Omg, “glitches” just die already

     
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  40. DirtBall

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    I believe it. Hopefully the MVZ won’t get robbed this year.

     
  41. Rootgers

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    Most red cards in a career?
     
  42. DirtBall

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    I’d go just purely guessing:

    1) Beckerman
    2) Olave
    3) Alonso
    4) Watson
    5) Petke
     
  43. DirtBall

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    Also pretty sure Diego and Roger aren’t near the top of those lists even though they get called out for red cards every match they play.
     
  44. Rootgers

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    I know that Clint Mathis had a lot, but the question is, will Zlatan also break that record this season?
     
  45. DirtBall

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    No
     
  46. DirtBall

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    Was looking at Tues line up. The games popped up on yahoosports.com but I couldn’t find them in the yahoo sports app. As long as we can cast them I don’t care.
     
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  47. xec

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    Beckerman holds the record. I’m not sure Olave played long enough to be in the top 5.
     
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  48. TheFreak55

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    That’s one of the best glitches I’ve seen but I agree almost as bad as what adidas did last year for champions league teams
     
  49. DirtBall

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  50. DirtBall

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    Official. Looks like 3 years around $2 million a year.