Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Pulling out candles and blowing them out one at a time is serial killer 101

 

My favorite part of that video is them going into his office where he's all "omg this isn't staged and I'm totally in here working hard."

 

Soft and spongy with no real value. Of course they're his favorite snack.

 

FBI investigating rich people getting their kids into good schools?

Wow. Here I thought rich people earned every dollar made and passed down and were just smarter because they work so much harder.

 

BOOTSTRAP DOCTRINE

 

This is like the bizarro Green Book.

 

And btw, they still haven't actually nominated anybody to the post.

 

I mean, it's slightly more sanitary than just spraying your germs all over the cake.

 

That's the charm of birthday cake

 

Someone could piss on a DQ ice cream bday cake and I’d probably eat the still-frozen parts anyway

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sterility of urine ftw

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NO COLLUSION

 

How the fuck is borrowing from your own social security acct considered 'paid leave'

GTFO w this

 

I’m 99% sure he saved them to reuse later

 

that ratio

 

The Kushners

 

We’re proud to introduce our paid family medical leave act. You just need to never stop working so you can have that extra time with your newborn. Enjoy it because it’ll be the last time you spend any meaningful time with your kids!

All in favor?

 

This reminds me that Affirmative Action is a huge problem right now that we need to address.

 

Fuck the Atlantic, buy Jacobin, brehs

 

UncleJesse

 

YOUR KIDS CAN REPAY YOU WHEN YOU HAVE TO MOVE INTO THEIR BASEMENT WHEN YOU TURN 70 MAGA

 

That 'Cradle Act' bullshit has me heated. Fuck those people.

 

No way!?!

 

Rep. Mo Brooks explains ‘no’ vote; says anti-hate bill didn’t protect ‘Caucasians and Christians’

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The cradle act thing was what I was talking about a couple weeks ago. They did an interview on NPR and framed it as "now a pair in Congress are working on a bipartisan approach to paid family leave" but by the end of the segment it's was clear that no Dems in their right minds would support the bullshit plan. Bipartisan my ass.

 

Screaming internally

 

From the twitter comments, ‘Cradle to Grave Act’ is infinitely more appropriate.

 

Plenty of 'tards out there living really kickass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

 

I am a Dem, but at what point in time did anyone feel that publication was objective? Reuters is objective. AP is arguably objective. Atlantic has a slant, regardless of how you feel about them.

 

That's 1500 per month per employee. Ford is either getting fucking ripped off (seems unlikely) or is giving extremely generous plans (also seems unlikely). 1500 pmpe is usually the TOTAL cost per month for premiums and some portion is typically paid by employee. If Ford's share is entire 1500, that's fucked up

 

I’d rather not eat a Twinkie cake. That’s pretty fucking disgusting any way you slice it.

 

Since it's a union, zero cost to the EE is a big possibility. Our plan is roughly 1k for single, 2k for EE+1, 3k for family per month, so it's not that far out there, if the deductibles, co-insurance, and/or out of pocket maxes are low.

EDIT: That's what I get for not reading the full article: With little or no co-pays or deductibles, UAW members contribute just 3 percent to their health-care coverage.

 

This mother fucker asked to see the cockpit on Air Force One, didn’t he?

 

Other republican presidents have at least liked the idea of having European allies, so chances are probably pretty good that the next republican president will be a little more popular over there.

 

That's it?

 

I'll bet anyone $325 that isn't a bible that Trump actually signed and is just an opportunistic grifter.

 

I expected this to end with “yet still passed bill to implement voter ID law”

 

And I feel like we are really all missing an opportunity to go to a hotel, take a bible and then scribble his "signature" on the front. Free $350