Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. The Banks

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  2. BP

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  3. Can I Spliff it

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    Mr. ORourkes aides would not say what their average contribution was or how many total donors contributed within the first 24 hours of his bid. As in his Senate race, he did not accept any money from political action committees."


    Maaaaaaybe?
     
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  4. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    What did he say?
     
  5. ned's head

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    I don't think this means what he thinks it means

     
  6. NYGator

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    so we are going top get tweets every time someone stutters now?
     
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  7. Jigga

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    We need to start over
     
  8. Keef

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    More projecting after the Tim Cook stuff
     
  9. sflnole

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  10. jrmy

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    Did he just call him Joe Delaware?
     
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  11. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump is clearly mentally ill. You don't need a wife in the White House to piece this together.

    Pretty wild that people won't just say the obvious. The media pretends it is because they would need a medical diagnosis, otherwise they'd offend other mentally ill people or something. As if letting the deranged idiot have a nuclear arsenal is somehow the responsible option here.
     
  12. Can I Spliff it

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    Guess we didnt learn anything from the earlier flood wrecking hangars and jets.

    Hope we all loved paying for jets before
     
  13. Tug

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    If only we had 5.7 billion for military construction to help prevent bases from flooding
     
  14. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  15. herb.burdette

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    It’s too bad we could fly them out of there?
     
  16. NYGator

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    search warrant materials means just the warrant itself?
     
  17. NYGator

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    they are too complicated
     
  18. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Yes, that’s bad. But there are families in northeast Nebraska that have lost everything. Livestock is being decimated. Towns are without food and clean water since no one can get in our out. But, yes, please use more disaster relief funds for a wall.
     
  19. NCHusker

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    Don't worry Governor Ricketts will help them by slashing the budget to enrich his friends
     
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  20. herb.burdette

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    We would not have this flooding if we got immigration under control.
     
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  21. Name P. Redacted

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    This just came across my desk, don’t worry folks I’ll have it ready by tomorrow.
     
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  22. bro

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    Trump is jealous
     
  23. dome foam

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    beto needs to listen to joe.

     
  24. NYGator

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    so he is still going with the tweets. it feels like he is having a manic episode.
     
  25. Prospector

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  26. Schadenfred

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    Northeast Nebraska should get the Puerto Rico treatment.


    Sorted by percentage going for Trump:

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  27. Prospector

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    who knew Iowa was really in Dixie
    Iowa Republicans want to make it legally impossible for many public college students to vote
    True to form, Republican Iowa state senators have passed a bill out of committee that includes a range of provisions designed to make it harder or even impossible for many citizens to vote. Worst among these provisions is a measure that would ban college students at the state's three public universities—the University of Iowa, Iowa State University, and the University of Northern Iowa—from voting if they don't answer on a required form that they plan to stay in Iowa after graduation.

    However, a federal court struck down a nearly identical requirement in Texas four decades ago as a violation of the 26th Amendment, which sets the minimum voting age no higher than 18, and the Supreme Court later affirmed that judgment. Furthermore, the Iowa bill undermines the very premise its sponsor relied on to argue that supposedly temporary residents shouldn't be able to vote in state, since it exempts private colleges. Not only is this classist, by treating public and private college student differently, it could very well amount to a violation of another provision of the constitution: the 14th Amendment's guarantee of equal protection.

    The bill also bans these three public universities from serving as early voting locations, which would make voting much more difficult and time-consuming for students. Furthermore, it would mandate that polls close at 8 PM on Election Day instead of the current 9 o'clock closure, and it also would require that absentee mail ballots be received by Election Day. Under current law, ballots count if they're mailed no later than the day before Election Day and received by the Monday afterward.

    Iowa Republicans have full control of state government, meaning there's a strong chance that this bill, or at least some of its provisions, will become law. If that comes to pass, lawsuits seem all but guaranteed.
     
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  28. NilesIrish

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    No fan of hers but this may kill him

     
  29. dome foam

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    she panders pretty well, but ultimately shows her true colors all too often.
     
  30. NilesIrish

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  31. bertwing

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    Think he’s just trolling because president dipshit keeps posting all caps tweets in the middle of the night
     
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  33. Josey Wales

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    I’m confident their pain and boot straps will make us stronger. So fuck em.
     
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  34. NilesIrish

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    Yeah, she was all over Pete when he was on then went on to say some shit that just made me shake my head.
     
  35. The B1G Kucktis

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    fyp
     
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  36. BrentTray

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    I’m sure you were not aware, but my family and my wife’s family are from northeast Nebraska. We have relatives there that had to evacuate their homes. Other husk posters know people that have seen the worst of this. Yes, some of them voted for Trump, but they shouldn’t lose their livelihood imo.

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  37. bro

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    the problem is that as "great as a man" her father was, she is a below-average person who is only TV because she is McCain's daughter.
     
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  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    She was all over Pete because she's a conservative that doesn't want to alienate gay people, but only when they're not being too uppity and aren't trans.
     
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  39. jrmy

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    Just a reminder - if she didn't share her last name with a man who was only in the position he was because of who his dad was she'd probably be posting weird social media takes on pictures with her toting guns and not have a platform on The View

    Because America is a meritocracy
     
  40. herb.burdette

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    Tennessee had a requirement that you had to reside in-state for at least one full year, struck down by the US Supreme Court in 1972 in Dunn v Blumstein.
     
  41. Josey Wales

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    If irony could kill, we’d be in a better place.

    Man who rose to prominence via birtherism: it’s totally unfair what they’re doing to your favorite President...that’s me! All fake!
     
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  42. Bo Pelinis

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    It's cool man. They can feel that way if they like. It's whatever.
     
  43. chuckmasterflex

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  44. Bo Pelinis

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    Your state voted for Trump so fuck you is a pretty weird way of showing that supposed empathy though. Very helpful.
     
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  45. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I took it as more that these people can't rationally support Trump any longer since he's clearly doing fuck all with trying to provide aide.
     
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  46. Prospector

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    syphilitic dementia
     
  47. Bo Pelinis

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    We can only hope.
     
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  48. BudKilmer

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    Agreed, there should exist a federal government that acknowledges climate change and also steps in to help citizens
     
  49. Schadenfred

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    And how many Northeast Nebraskans who voted for Trump supported or said nothing about the administration's pathetic handling of Puerto Rico? Sorry, not sorry.