Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Josey Wales

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    Three-Pete for when we ignore the Constitution
     
  2. Fran Tarkenton

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    Blind Trust
     
  3. NilesIrish

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  4. chuckmasterflex

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    Seems like Beto would be a good senator especially in Texas. Weird to hate the guy as he seems fine. But completely understandable to think there are several better alternatives among the candidates. Plus everyone reading this is in the top 1% of Americans who follow and care about policies.
     
  5. NilesIrish

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    Exactly where I stand. Beto is dabbing and being cool which is fine, the rest of the field seems to be running laps around him when it comes to stuff that matters. I honestly hope he can catch up, because I like the guy.
     
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  6. Can I Spliff it

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    The trade war almost couldn’t have come at a worse time for the agricultural industry: Farm debt is on the rise, farm income is in a three-year trough, and the American Farm Bureau Federation’s chief economist said last month that many farmers are dependent on off-farm income to keep their operations running.



    keeps getting worse
     
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  7. joe-

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    beto is just john kerry with a strong Facebook game boom I said it
     
  8. chuckmasterflex

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    Beto is much more charismatic, where Kerry is much more substantive.
     
  9. bwi2

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    I’m sorry, and prepared to be roasted for it, but even as someone more predisposed than most ITT to support him, I can’t take this dude seriously
     
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  10. NilesIrish

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    I've called him lukewarm Pete but this is way more accurate.
     
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  11. joe-

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    I feel like you could say that about every politician tbh. goddamn beto can say some good words tho
     
  12. chuckmasterflex

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    The case for Beto seems to be he is an empty vessel you could fill with someone's better ideas. But that is also a pretty solid reason why he shouldn't be president.
     
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  13. slogan119

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    That’s a feature, not a bug.

    Devalue the family farms so they have to sell to globo corps.
     
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  14. Teflon Queen

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    Beto seems like the James Franklin of politicians
     
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  15. chuckmasterflex

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    Love a comparison that crosses both race and sports with politics.
     
  16. joe-

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    Lane Kiffin
     
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  17. Prospector

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    The stock market is NOT the economy
     
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  18. Name P. Redacted

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    Didn’t think I needed to say that but one does tend to follow the other.
     
  19. chuckmasterflex

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    Beto didn't have the UT athletic department and some helpful police officers to cover up his drunkenly crashing his university provided Lexus when he got his DUI.
     
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  20. DeToxRox

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    Beto’s biggest problem is that he isn’t Mayor Pete.
     
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  21. Can I Spliff it

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    president doesn't think the midwest has cities huh
     
  22. NilesIrish

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    So the majority of the country would run the country...Sounds like democracy to me!
     
  23. ned's head

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    People are crazy

     
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  24. NilesIrish

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    I'm no fan of McCain but I hope people dox the shit out of that bitch.
     
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    He's also attacked this in a weird way. He was in his element as an insurgent against Darth Cruz, a non- policy douchebag a-hole. That energy seems weird against Pete, Warren and others.
     
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  26. ned's head

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    Let's make it happen captain

     
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  27. DeToxRox

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    Eh, that could just be a Trump quote. That woman doesn’t seem like the sourcing type.
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

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    Why?
     
  29. Can I Spliff it

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  30. NilesIrish

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    because I have no tolerance for hate even if it is against someone I disliked. (Trump is not included though)
     
  31. Name P. Redacted

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    Who, Cindy McCain? I agree.
     
  32. Daniel Ocean

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    If you say so
     
  33. NilesIrish

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    Nah I dislike the whole family. They are all trash, but tweeting at what is likely still a grieving wife stuff like that is beyond me.
     
  34. Tug

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    If Jussie Smollet taught me anything, we should make Cindy McCain prove she didn’t tweet that at herself
     
  35. ElectricDreamMachine

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    You’re fucking weird man

    Also what is an “out of context” dab?
     
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  36. bro

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    Maybe he was doing it jest? Maybe he is trying to bring back the dab. Maybe it is an inside joke. Maybe he is a dork.
     
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  37. DollarBillHokie

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    This is only possible if @NilesIrish’s hopes come true and the person is doxxed.
     
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  38. Can I Spliff it

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    Mara is Ben's cousin lmao

    Chris Evans is too good for this world

    Ben's sister is still very talented and attractive tho
     
  39. soulfly

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    In-state school. Use the money saved to send them abroad for a year. Much better experience than attending school in a different state :twocents:

    I missed the fireworks, but the international student thing, while applying to out of state schools for your kid, is quite rich in irony.
     
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  40. NCHusker

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  41. Joe_Pesci

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    Beto kind of reminds me of those influencers from the fyre fest doc trying to describe their "brands" but the only thing they could come up with was "positivity"
     
  42. chuckmasterflex

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    All arguments supporting the farcical Electoral College remind me of Talking Head arguing that Democrats should adapt their message rightward to appeal to rural white voters, and then through ??? once in power adopt the liberal positions he claimed to support, but didn't want politicians supporting openly.

    All of it built around the idea that if rural whites don't have disproportionate political power, then America ceases to be "America."

    I just recently moved to Georgia. My vote might actually matter for the first time if I stay here for Stacey Abrams 2020 run.
     
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  44. VaxRule

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    The electoral college is a fantastic way to suppress votes. If you’re a democrat in Texas or a Republican in California, you know your vote doesn’t matter, so why bother voting at all?
     
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  45. Goose

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    The president of the United States is replying to a tweet by Larry the cable guy
     
  46. Fran Tarkenton

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    :beerchug:

    For real tho, one of his arguments popped up on my timeline today

     
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