2016 Seattle Mariners Thread - playoff free since 2001!

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  1. burnttatertot

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    Never been big on Felix, no offense to the fanboys.
     
  2. electronic

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    This doesn't make any sense.

    Felix was utterly amazing between 2009 and 2014, and merely fantastic most other years until the last 2 seasons.
     
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  3. duc15

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    What have yourooted for with this organization then?
     
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  4. burnttatertot

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    I root for the Mariners, not sure I understand the question. I'm not saying he wasn't good, or worthy of being an ace, just was never a huge Felix guy. Guess I prefer my aces a little more Unitesque, bitter, mean, :ohgosh:
     
  5. burnttatertot

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    I'm also likely quite a bit older than most of you too, my heyday was more of the 80's and 90's teams, back when I lived in Seattle and went to every home game. My first love was Darryl Strawberry in the mid 80's. Oh yeah, I wasn't a big Arod guy either. So lets get that one out of the way.
     
  6. soulfly

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    1.000
     
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  7. C Yank

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    Just got my home opening day tickets.
     
  8. Han Solo

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    If the season ended today, we’d have home field throughout playoffs. If you would have told me before the season that we’d be in that position, I’d have never believed it.

    What a crazy ride this season has been.
     
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  9. 3NolesFan3

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    2-0.
     
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  10. 3NolesFan3

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    Still in first place.
     
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  11. Han Solo

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    And the way we’re playing I don’t see that changing over the next 5-6 days at least!
     
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  12. burnttatertot

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    Fuck it, lets just do the ring presentation on Thursday.
     
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  13. 3NolesFan3

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    3-0

    Also, very encouraging to see them rip Sale yesterday.

    March > October
     
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  14. 3NolesFan3

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    Last night is what I expected this season.
     
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  15. 3NolesFan3

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    Three of four from the defending World Series Champions scoring 34 runs?

    Fuck yeah.

    5-1.
     
  16. electronic

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    Would love it if Tim Beckham pulled a Josh Hamilton.
     
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  17. 3NolesFan3

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    Drugs?
     
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  19. Fancy

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    7-1 best team ever
     
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  20. electronic

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    Your Seattle Mariners have

    a) the best record in baseball
    b) the most dingers in baseball
    c) scored the most runs in baseball
    d) the most SB in baseball
    e) all of the above


    It's "e," fwiw.
     
  21. 3NolesFan3

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  22. Han Solo

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    Dan Vogelbach is my new favorite player. Mainly because we share roughly the same physique.
     
  23. 3NolesFan3

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    13-2!
     
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  24. soulfly

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    Long live the King :tebow:

     
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  25. Fancy

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    I've watched a lot of depressing Mariner games but that was the worst. Never thought sports would make me emotional
     
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  26. fucktx

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    read you guys are already tanking 2 months before the season today
     
  27. burnttatertot

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    It's best you not end up with a worse record than us.
     
  28. Fancy

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    Jerry actually has been saying 2021 since before last season :smugdog:
     
  29. fucktx

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    is jerry going get half the astros suspended next year
     
  30. Fancy

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    He bess
     
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  31. electronic

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    The Seattle Mariners almost assuredly won’t make the playoffs in the next 5 years.
     
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  32. soulfly

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    :tebow:
     
  33. soulfly

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    Oh god. Thanks, Jon. The world is in shambles, we don’t have sports, and now there’s a 6 part series he’s releasing to show us all just how absurd this franchise is. The closing minutes of part 1 did get me amped, though.

     
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  34. burnttatertot

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    So he went from the 30's to the end of the 80's in one part but now there's going to be 5 more parts released? We must've sucked more than I realized the last 30 years.
     
  35. soulfly

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    I could be wrong in this, but I’ve never seen a multi-episode production by him. Seems like they were planning to do a one-off and basically came to the conclusion of “lol what?” while researching :ohdear:
     
  36. Fancy

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    Your assumption is correct
     
  37. soulfly

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    Part 2 is up

     
  38. Fancy

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    First episode is pure insanity. Of course our franchise is rooted in flames and sorrow.
     
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  39. soulfly

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    God damn. Part two absolutely slaps. I was way too young to understand what was going on behind the scenes in the ‘95 season.
     
  40. burnttatertot

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    I forgot Vince Coleman played for us. Another all time great Mariner like Rickey Henderson.
     
  41. electronic

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    And that was after he threw a firecracker into a crowd of kids waiting for an autograph after a game.
     
  42. soulfly

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  43. Fancy

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    gobiz
     
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  44. Handcuffed

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    i don't know half of our opening day lineup

    god
     
  45. Fancy

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    Okay so who’s the best 2021 draft prospect
     
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  46. electronic

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    Only 1 game back of first place on July 25th. I’ll take it!
     
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  47. Han Solo

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    Kumar Rocker. Guys a stud P from Vandy.

    Lower the bar for Kumar.
     
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  48. Handcuffed

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    imagine drafting danny hultzen over anthony rendon
     
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  49. electronic

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    Pretty surprising that nobody, especially no posters in this thread, ever took issue with that pick at the time.
     
  50. soulfly

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    So that Kyle Lewis fella is dece.