MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

the top 3 seeds in the East from last year are the bottom 3 at the moment, that's wild

 

Sporting must of taken bath salts before this fucking match.

 

What on earth SKC? Did you send Swope Park out there tonight?

 

No, Swope would of preformed better.

 

Excluding their matches vs the two lower division opponents they played, Sportings record over the past 2.5 weeks is 0-3-0 with a combined score of 3-14.

 

damn great ball to Vela

 

Lodeiro...juuuuuuust a bit outside

 

Some sweet passing by Seattle on that goal

 

probably not a good idea to completely lose Vela

 

holy crap, yeah LAFC's feeling themselves right now

 

AKA I’m just tweeting so I don’t get fined.

 

Damn. Cold blooded.

 

Yea, nah

 

Sporting is a GK and a Winger away from running out a damn good all injured team.

Salloi——Hurtado—— NA
—Medranda——Espinoza
————- Zelalem
Wallace-Besler-Fontas-Lindsey
—————NA

 

Wait? Is Ft Lauderdale still a band aid or is that where they want their permanent home to be?

 

They'll surely do better than that Miami Fusion of Ft. Lauderdale

 

Their hope is to build a cheap Columbus Crew like stadium in Ft. Lauderdale and move into their Miami stadium on that golf course a couple years later. Then the Ft. Lauderdale stadium would be home to their USL team and also their training/academy facility.

But there's still politics to be played with in Miami, something to do with the county commissioners.

 

got a little action tonight fellas

 

A lotta action

 

shame these columbus/dc and lag/mu games aren't spread out

 

Want to watch Crew-DC but you can’t pass up a Zlatan v Quintero match up.

 

oh man what an unlucky deflection on that header

or I guess lucky if you're an LAG kind of guy

 

that's a really nice atmosphere there at Allianz

 

Not quite the epic Zlatan v Quintero match up I was hoping for. Now we get Flounders vs some wanna be USL side that can’t beat any team that has half a pulse. Gross.

 

Wtf? Frei is the only thing keeping SJ from being up like 5-1 right now. What is happening with SJ?

 

These Flounders jerseys are the worst I’ve ever seen. So pathetic.

 

I couldn’t imagine hosting SJ and lucking out with a draw. Holy cow, how pathetic.

 

The Sounders were absolutely awful last weekend in LA. No surprise they would draw vs SJ.

 

So Fucking pathetic

 

Boo hoo, your flight was delayed and you play a sport for a living. FOH

 

Alessandrini is out till September. We might blow past the most crosses in a season by a club now.

 

elite cellar battle today to determine once and for all what is the better conference, the stakes could not be higher

 

You talking Atl-Col or SKC-NE?

 

RBNJ v. Cincinnati

 

SugarShaun

 

To go from the team that played Toluca out of their own house to this pack of cunt monkeys is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.

 

BUMP!!! Gerso just broke his wrist so now I’ve got myself a winger. Still need a keeper though.

 

Somehow beat Cincinnati with starting BWP, Lawrence, Murillo, or the scoundrel Kaku

 

5'4" Lade launching the ROCKET

 

The Crew lost 4 matches in a row for the first time in over 15 years AKA #PorterBall.

 

And yet these pieces of shit just scored 4 goals on the team formally known as Sporting.

 

Might be the best post in this thread

 

Stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever witnessed