Someone pulled this at a trivia night at a bar out here - but with the endgame spoiler as their name the Monday after it's opening weekend - wasn't there but apparently a shitshow ensured.
Daniel Ocean literally has a post on this page doing exactly what I did so does TC - regarding Pattison as does DrunkJester - longest/thickest as does HOOSINSC - Dark meat/aunt as does HatterasJack - Lube so suck it