Slutty Breakfast

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  1. Menelaus

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    There aren’t many better things in this fucked up world than a delicious, greasy, slutty-ass breakfast. What is your go-to?

    Today I went with a bacon, egg, pepper jack, hash brown, hot sauce, ketchup on a roll. Large iced coffee. Lunch will have to be light, and probably not until 2pm.
     
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  2. Baron

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  3. Wu

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    Protein bar and a banana
     
  4. TimJimothy

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    biscuits and gravy with just all kinds of shit thrown on top...but that foundation of biscuits and gravy is a must.
     
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  5. Cheshire Bridge

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    Had an omelet with crawfish, green onions, andouille , and a tomato hollandaise sauce yesterday and it was great.
     
  6. slogan119

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    Was really hoping for a photo of a group of sluts out for breakfast instead of this shit
     
  7. blind dog

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    I love biscuits and I love gravy but I do not like them together.
     
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  8. ned's head

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    Avocado toast with chia seeds and S&P with a nice pourover coffee
     
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  9. b0ne5

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    I was hoping for pics of loose women at brunch, but it turns out I like the turn this thread took even more!

    2 eggs over medium, hash browns, and sausage. Mix it all together with some hot sauce and some ketchup. Top it off with 4 pieces of toast with jelly and some sweet tea.
     
  10. Wu

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    That was today but my go to is biscuits and gravy doused with hot sauce, scrambled eggs and bacon

    Used to get my breakfast on at a weekend brunch spot. Sad it closed but reopened as a bomb bbq spot
     
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  11. TC

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    I’ve heard of bottomless mimosas but this is ridiculous!
     
  12. Menelaus

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    Slutty, not basic ass bitch breakfast.
     
  13. blind dog

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    My favorite breakfast is two eggs over easy, crispy hash browns with cheese, crispy bacon (or sausage), wheat toast with grape jelly & a cold glass of milk

    Maybe add bowl of grits with butter & sugar

    Today I had a granola bar and an unsweet tea with lemon :/
     
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  14. Menelaus

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    I’ve never put sugar in my grits. I’m open to trying though.
     
  15. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I put a pancake on the bottom, then 2 pieces of bacon, then a fried egg, then another pancake, 2 more pieces of bacon, another fried egg then a pancake on top. Cover with syrup and hit the eggs up with hot sauce.
    Sometimes I’ll make waffle breakfast sandwiches as well.
     
  16. Menelaus

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    That’s sounds pants-shittingly good
     
  17. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Tis
     
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  18. Todd Bonzales

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    Everything omelette with guacamole and pico on top is my everyday meal at resorts on vacation. Gotta be 1,500+ calories on the omelette alone, so if course we add whatever potato is prepared that day and a biscuit with jam.
     
  19. 40wwttamgib

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    I am unfamiliar with this vernacular.
     
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  20. 40wwttamgib

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    It all makes sense now.
     
  21. THF

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    My brother from another mother....
     
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  22. ned's head

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    I also make a mean oat and whole wheat pancake :dblnick:
     
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  23. oldberg

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    Where’s the eggs and tits?
     
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  24. Weedlord420

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    Taylor ham egg and cheese with spk on an everything bagel @rutgers
     
  25. TheFreak55

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    says the man that included ketchup
     
  26. Menelaus

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    Only gets the ketchup because the hash brown is on there. Otherwise if it’s a regular BEC, just hot sauce.
     
  27. TheFreak55

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  28. oldberg

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    Thank you
     
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  29. TimJimothy

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    That there is breakfast lasagna.
     
  30. AIOLICOCK

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    Two pieces of bread and some cough syrup
     
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  31. Houndster

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    Your mom
     
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  32. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Some Greek Yogurt with strawberries, granola, dried cherries, and honey.

    But then I felt like being fat and ate a blueberry muffin too.
     
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  33. texasraider

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    This morning in Switzerland I had various breads with butter and two over cooked fried eggs and some fruit with some coffee thanks for asking.
     
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  34. Nick Rivers

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    Haven’t had one in awhile but when eating a truly slutty breakfast it had to include corned beef hash
     
  35. dome foam

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    every morning for breakfast i just pour this on some pussy and go to town. very slutty.

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  36. TC

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    I’m certainly not.
     
  37. Teflon Queen

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  38. Teflon Queen

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    Just ordered a huge pan of hashbrown casserole for Sunday morning :blessed:
     
  39. TC

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    Sugar in your grits sounds like an Alabama euphemism for gayness
     
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  40. Menelaus

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    I found it odd as well. To each their own.
     
  41. ned's head

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    I'm going to make a baked blueberry oatmeal dish tomorrow that I am looking forward to
     
  42. One Two

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    There is a local place that serves a dish called a "Trashcan", which consists of hash browns, onion, peppers, cheese, tomatoes, and sausage. It's basically a dinner plate sized hash browns all the way. You can opt to add a "lid" which is two fried eggs. It is absolutely spectacular and very slutty.

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  43. infected donkey

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    Bacon, ham, sausage, on hash browns mixed with cheddar jack cheese, with gravy all mixed together. Called a train wreck.
     
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  44. AHebrewToo

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    Corned-beef hash, crisp, topped with crisp hash browns and 3 poached eggs. Lots of black pepper. Buttered sourdough toast with strawberry preserves and black coffee.

    A proper waffle with maple syrup for dessert.
     
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  45. dallasdawg

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    i rarely eat breakfast during the week but i was starving this morning

    single pan hash:

    bacon
    sweet potato
    onion
    tomato
    sunny side up eggs
    avocado
    cholula
     
  46. HotMic

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    German Fries with Hot Sauce.
     
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  47. Wu

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    Runny yolk With hash browns / toast >
     
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  48. dallasdawg

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    look at this guy and his nazi potatoes

    i’ll take mine cooked with freedom thank you very much
     
  49. AHebrewToo

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    Runny yolk over-easy eggs with cholula is my everyday breakfast. The combination of the yolk and hotsauce creates and absolutely luscious sauce for the egg whites.