Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. afb

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    yup, the greatest draft ever, 2003

    Lebron James, Melo, Wade, Bosh, and 150,000 soldiers
     
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  2. cutig

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    Watson is in rare form tonight. Sadly several people will take that bait
     
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  3. DuckKin

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    Hey, Luke Ridnour was in that draft and lasted 12 years in the NBA!
     
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  4. afb

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    like I said, 150,000 soldiers
     
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  5. Name P. Redacted

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    he's a millennial neolib, so better than our predecessors, but still a neolib
     
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  6. The Banks

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    Best draft in NHL history too, what a year
     
  7. Mister Me Too

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    Kirk Hinrich, Chris Kaman, Nick Collison and Kyle Korver were also in that draft. A solid draft in both top tier talent and gritty players.
     
  8. Joe_Pesci

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    I'm not sure what is worse between this take and your haircut in 2009
     
  9. Lucky24Seven

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    The take is bad. I’m afraid of what the hair cut was.
     
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  10. Name P. Redacted

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    Very cool watson thinks not participating in unjust and immoral invasions is being a pussy as he joins the reserves and takes the fast track to being an officer. Very cool very smooth brain.
     
  11. NilesIrish

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    I too dodged the draft by being born in 1984.

    I apologize to my country.
     
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  12. Frank Martin

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    National Guard*

    I am in fact combat arms.
     
  13. Frank Martin

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    That’s actually even worse. You were the perfect age to invade Iraq.
     
  14. Frank Martin

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    :laugh: in a debate on whether or not you’re being an internet tough guy, you go full internet tough guy.

    Really a sad state of affairs for the party at the moment.
     
  15. BudKilmer

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  16. Bruce Wayne

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    “Duncan Hunter admits to committing war crimes”
     
  17. pez

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    And this is why. Just unnecessary talking points handed over to him

     
  18. BudKilmer

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    Happy Memorial Day from the POTUS


    :killme:
     
  19. Joe_Pesci

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    Does the Washington Post's reporting on him demanding that the wall be black with spikes on top stand?
     
  20. DuckKin

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    If the military had moves like this, we still wouldn't be in the middle east.
     
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  21. NilesIrish

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    Yeah I was, but well, I wanted to go to college and I am a pussy who didn't want to go to war for a bad reason. Now had there been a draft and I was chosen I would have gone because my parents could not have paid off a Dr. Also, I'm not THAT big a pussy.
     
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  22. DuckKin

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    Going to die in another country that is not a direct threat to us to show your toughness is an interesting take. But lets be honest, this page is full of a lot of middle class white kids, we were not seeing the draft for awhile if there was one.
     
  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    So, hoe about presidents bowing??
     
  24. chuckmasterflex

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  25. Guns

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    this is an underrated post and video.
     
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  26. Frank Martin

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    Even a worse excuse, because by the time you graduated college Afghanistan would have been heating up.

    Of course, you would. That's incredibly easy to say when you had no threat of actually going. If you think Iraq was a bad reason (It was), I can't even imagine what you would say about Vietnam where our involvement was literally to make the quality of life worse for the Vietnamese. At least in Iraq we indirectly tired to improve the quality of life for the average Iraqi.
     
  27. ohbluefan

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    The draft in Vietnam didn’t quite work like that, countless middle class kids were drafted and died over there.
     
  28. AIOLICOCK

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    Lmfao
     
  29. BudKilmer

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  30. Frank Martin

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    Yeah, this current conflict probably disproportionately affected the lower class than Vietnam because it was all volunteer.
     
  31. Bruce Wayne

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    Relevant to everyone's discussion with twatson

     
  32. BudKilmer

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    Look pal. I did my part. I bought Toby Keith albums and streamed Daryl Worley “Have you forgotten!” Repeatedly. I even bought Dixie Chicks albums so I could smash them.


    #MissionAccomplished
     
  33. Mayonegg

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    How dare Frank Martin use the name of America’s Coach while utterly obliterating what was once a great thread with 2+ pages of absolute dogshit?
     
  34. BellottiBold

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    That thread is fire.
     
  35. CaneKnight

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    This keeps happening.... “centrists” and their corporate overlords will ALWAYS choose fascism if the alternative is progressive
     
  36. Tug

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    Do people really not understand the difference between faking medical deferments and being a conscientious objector? I’d love to see how Trumps life would have played out if he had just said he didn’t want to go to Vietnam. He would have spent decades being called a Communist sympathizer
     
  37. Frank Martin

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    Which is why it's weird this thread is being such War Hawks right now.
     
  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    No, ppl do. You're arguing with Watson, who is disingenuously not understanding
     
  39. Name P. Redacted

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    National guard and reserves have a similar part time commitment. Nice job threading the needle of being a troop but minimizing the risk exposure. What’s worse: “dodging” our forever war or becoming a literal weekend warrior so you can pretend you’re “not a pussy”? At least you can play a hardo online and get 10% off at Home Depot. Have you been flashing that DoD card to get all the free meals at Applebee’s this weekend?
     
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  40. Tug

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    Got it. I’m caught up now. I have that guy on ignore because he has a weird fascination with sex crimes.
     
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  41. Frank Martin

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    I already admitted I pussed out of Afghanistan and Iraq in this thread. Weird how you and the other guys are playing the tough guy role right now.

    It's this intellectual dissonance that's sad.
     
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  42. cutig

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    Can we just thread ban another shit pit wannabe and move on?
     
  43. Frank Martin

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    This is more pathetic than sad. "Can we just ban people who point out when we're wrong?"

    That's a great strategy in life and one that will do wonders for progress.
     
  44. AIOLICOCK

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    Watson one of the problems with being a blatant nihilist is that your appeals to notions of "progress" or "truth" ring extremely hollow. Hope that helps, buddy.
     
  45. cutig

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    Get help.
     
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  47. Frank Martin

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    You’re a strange dude.
     
  48. DollarBillHokie

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    Pump the breaks. Trump went through a personal Vietnam far worse than the actual war - he managed to survive the 80’s without an STD.
     
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  49. Tug

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    I’m sure he didn’t even manage that.
     
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