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  1. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Wristband thread has gone off on a tangent. It’s turned into people complaining about anything wrong with RRR and one lady suggests we stop paying our HOA dues.

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  2. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    I think we should raise the donation amount to have access to the donor board. $20, $40 at a minimum.

    :twocents:
     
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  3. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    What recoarse do we have??
     
  4. -Prime-

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    Later on in your troll, you talk about your long distance muslim gf and her bother from california is coming to visit you. Ask about places to visit etc
     
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  5. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    Minimum tenure of at least a year
     
  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Seems like your side hustle should be selling wrist bands and you cna get a good deal for the nhood
     
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  7. HatterasJack

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    Man, RRR sounds like a real shithole.
     
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  8. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    That's better than a small monetary increase.
     
  9. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Imagine bragging about how rich you are and living there :roll:
     
  10. 941Gator

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  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's the best Topps self own yet
     
  12. GboroKidd

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    Wearing a blue shirt and carrying a satchel.
     
  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    Should have a min post count too.

    Private boards excluded
     
  14. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    RRR is the most entertaining neighborhood in the country.

    What are you talking about???
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    :ohgosh:
    :crossedarms:
     
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  16. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    It’s too much of a pain in the ass
     
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  17. Goose

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    We should just move all of the threads on the mainboard to the donor board and accept new members by referral only
     
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  18. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    We should require posters to wear wristbands.
     
  19. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    This might be the only post of yours that I've ever liked.
     
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  20. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    A little RRR background...

    The Developer of the neighborhood is named Dana. Pretty much everyone in the neighborhood hates her. She wrote into the RRR HOA bylaws that she gets 3 seats on the board and residents only get 2 seats until all building in the neighborhood is done giving her control of the neighborhood. Lately she has been leaving the gates open so her trucks can get in easier and it’s enraged people.

    Side story: a person I know in the neighborhood calls me late one night saying I needed to sign a form to nominate him to the board. He said he was working with two other neighbors and together “we can control RRR and do whatever we want”. He didn’t know RRR residents only get two seats on the board leaving him without a seat and he had to acquiesce to his two friends the next day :loldog:

    The latest move by the developer is to leave the back gate open permanently so her construction trucks can start work at 5-6 am. The people in this part of the neighborhood are particularly irate. Loud noises, construction debris and trash, feeling of insecurity with an open gate, etc.
     
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  21. blind dog

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    Buddy I’m glad you enjoy living there bc that sounds fucking awful and can’t believe people pay to live there

    To each his own
     
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  22. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    You white people are a trip.
     
  23. angus

    angus Well-Known Member
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    Like green people are any better.
     
  24. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    I left out one key piece of info...the back gate that is permanently open, opens into a “neighborhood” called CTI: Concept Therapy Institute. It’s a hippie commune, I mean the exact total opposite of RRR. A bunch of Bernie supporters living off the land, Wednesday yoga, etc. There are probably ~50 homes and/or trailers in CTI. The original owner of the land died and the heirs just wanted cash so they sold the land to the RRR developers Dana and Jeff, with all these people’s homes on it which sprung a ton of lawsuits. Dana and her husband Jeff won and all these people, many who lived there decades before RRR existed are now being forced out.

    The residents of CTI already hated everyone in RRR because they were the antithesis of their being...large/loud, consumerism, big SUV’s, cookie cutter home, middle/upper class, we speed through their neighborhood as we leave our own, etc. But now it’s a whole ‘nother level as they view RRR as the reason they are being forced to move after living almost their entire lives at CTI. I’d say half the time I drive through there to enter the back gates at RRR I get flipped the bird or yelled at by some crazy resident.

    This guy Mark below, is one of the three along with my friend who planned on “taking over” the neighborhood, but now they just do what they are told by the developer :loldog:

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  25. lechnerd

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  26. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Looks like someone beat me to the Chick-fil-A thread on Nextdoor (for those that haven’t been following San Antonio banned CFA from the airport)

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  27. Majic44

    Majic44 you probably don't even hear it when it happens
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    that seems like it has the potential to be a very long and interesting topic

    Do you have your own real account that you use? If so, do you comment on Scout's posts?

    That could be really fun to fuck with
     
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  28. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Is Rick Powell the guy from the other day that had a meme avatar as well?
     
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  29. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Yes.

     
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  30. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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  31. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Mentioned randomly that I rent in a reply and it was the best way to save money compared to owning. Got this PM (sorry about the quality):

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  32. bigred77

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    Realtors
     
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  33. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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  34. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    This dog Versace gets out at least once a week. People in RRR always take the dog to its house out of guilt and they rage every time. This lady Jacquie was who I wanted to model my original character, 92 year old Eunice, after:

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  35. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    How does Scout feel about putting dogs down?
     
  36. Nug

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    Definitely continue the passive aggressive "My name is Scout" at every opportunity.
     
  37. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Kayla looks hot, how horny is Scout?
     
  38. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    It gets misspelled at least 1/2 the time.
     
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  39. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Very.

    For dick.
     
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  40. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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  41. We$tTxO&G

    We$tTxO&G Well-Known Member
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    this is my favorite part. it cracks me up every time.
     
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  42. We$tTxO&G

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    interesting. I've driven by that entrance a thousand times and always wondered what the hell it was.
     
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  43. MODEVIL

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    I think I found the lechnerd of my local nextdoor

    ⛔️ USE CAUTION EVERYONE ⛔️

    I turned around in a strangers driveway in Upper Newport Bay, now I’m wanted in 18 Nextdoor neighborhoods and 4 Newport and Costa Mesa Facebook groups.

    2h ago · 40 neighborhoods in Recommendations
     
  44. Doc Louis

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    Should change the dog's name to another designer or off brand.
     
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  45. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    “My name is Versace”
     
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  46. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    "I expected better behavior from the house of Versace than this."
     
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  47. Biship

    Biship Well-Known Member
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    Fixed income
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    Cord cutter except lowest internet which isn't fast enough to get all your bills paid because it times out so often while page is loading.

    Can Scout borrow someones wifi once or twice per month to pay bills?
     
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  48. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    I love it. It’s the new “my BMI is high bc I lift weights”.
     
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  49. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Don’t forget the free labor request for mulching
     
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  50. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    Got it covered in my socialism post which I hope to broadcast soon:

     
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