Paid and laid: The gentleman's guide to being over 30

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by hogfan6494, Sep 12, 2011.

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TMBers over 30 - How old are you?

  1. 30-34

    49.9%
  2. 35-39

    29.4%
  3. 40-44

    12.0%
  4. 45-49

    3.4%
  5. 50-54

    1.6%
  6. 55 & Above

    3.7%
  1. Long Ball Larry

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    Not sure what your looking for, but I love my Filson.
     
  2. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    My beard is graying and I'm pretty happy about it
     
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  3. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Why. It's the scourge in my otherwise amazing beard
     
  4. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    Men age better imo. A little salt gives distinction.
     
  5. Wellen Dowd

    Wellen Dowd Well-Known Member
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    Have to agree. Got several positive comments about my gray looking nice. I eye roll on the inside bc sooner rather than later this shit is gonna be all Gandalf the Gray. But I guess all we can do is enjoy it while we can.
     
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  6. BellottiBold

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    Still remember the first time I pulled that plastic shit out of my beard
     
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  7. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Team way more salt than pepper checking in.
     
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  8. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Maybe you are a dad thread starter. You rock white New Balances by chance?
     
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  9. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    Auburn Tigers

    I'm team Filson too, but I've also taken to a backpack (this emasculates me) for some trips.

    I bought my portfolio off etsy custom so it holds spiral notebooks rather than pads. Col. Littleton has great pad portfolios.
     
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  10. Whammy Business

    Whammy Business Well-Known Member
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    Timbuk2
     
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  11. boone

    boone Destination Unknown
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    Timbuk2 is nice. I've had 5 over the last 15 years for all different purposes.
    also

    #teamsaltandpepperhair
     
  12. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Sup brahs
     
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  13. MODEVIL

    MODEVIL Well-Known Member
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    only a few years left ITT

    30s have been great thus far
     
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  14. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Florida GatorsTampa Bay RaysJacksonville JaguarsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    Hitting 35 this year, but I look and feel at least twice that!
     
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  15. mc415

    mc415 Well-Known Member
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    39 here it’s been a great ride !
     
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  16. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Turning 38 next week, but dont feel a day over 1.8 million
     
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  17. fattmante

    fattmante Well-Known Member
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    31 next month. what's good, fellas?
     
  18. CUgator

    CUgator Well-Known Member
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    Thread title should be updated to “paid and laid: the gentlemen’s guide to being over 30, unmarried, and having no kids”.
     
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  19. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    turning 30 next month :killme:
     
  20. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersChicago CubsDallas StarsTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    35 checking in here
     
  21. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye I’m OK with your low opinion of me.
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    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland BrownsColumbus Blue JacketsCleveland CavaliersCleveland Indians

    33 now. Two kids, a wife, lovely home, and a bajillionaire. Things are great.

    Though the sex is very few and far between rn.
     
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  22. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Checking in.. Married for 4 years, no kids.

    Went to Chicago in April, Canada next month & Germany/Switzerland for Octoberfest. Having 6 figure income, no student loans or kids is the ripe tits.

    Its the only redeeming quality of being old af
     
  23. fattmante

    fattmante Well-Known Member
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    Feel like this thread could use this bit by John Mulaney:

    I’m 35, but I’m still like, “Hey, when am I going to get big and strong?” This is it. It’s just going to be this. I’m like an iPhone, it’s going to be worse versions of this every year, plus I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. As I get older, it’s tough to not get grumpy. It’s tempting. I get grumpy about some things. Like, I can’t listen to any new songs because every new song is about how tonight is the night and how we only have tonight. That is such 19-year-old horseshit. I want to write songs for people in their 30s called “Tonight’s No Good, How About Wednesday? Oh, You’re in Dallas on Wednesday? Okay. Well, Let’s Just Not See Each Other for Eight Months And It Doesn’t Matter at All.”
     
  24. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    I feel older
     
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  25. dathalfnukkahd

    dathalfnukkahd dat nukka high definition
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  26. Tilly

    Tilly Souf Cack
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    Figured geriatrics didn't feel anything at all given all the meds. Learn something new everyday.
     
  27. Zack Zedalis

    Zack Zedalis Silver Foxin'
    Florida GatorsTampa Bay Buccaneers

    I’m old enough to remember you pounding 10% beers on a break studying for the bar
     
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  28. Tilly

    Tilly Souf Cack
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    What makes you think that was limited to breaks?
     
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  29. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    I remember waiting to attain the age to post itt. Now I’m closer to 40...
     
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  30. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    When I look at the poll it shows that I voted 30-34 back when the thread started

    Now I’m 42
     
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  31. afk999

    afk999 Well-Known Member
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    Penn State Nittany Lions

    It’s great this used to be for the old members of the board now it’s the average. About to reach 35 btw
     
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  32. leroi

    leroi -
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    im about a year late here but i bought a bag on amazon from these ppl and it's crazy how high-quality / cheap they are :

    http://www.passionleather.com/
     
  33. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I figured I was the only one this old who had yet to achieve these life milestones :thumb:
     
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  34. the Weimar Beer Belly

    the Weimar Beer Belly This joie de vivre is killing me
    Alabama Crimson TideMetalCoors Light

    Turning 38 in August and I’m still unmarried and without kids. I do have a dope fucking girlfriend and two stupid beagles though. She doesn’t want kids or marriage.
     
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  35. NP13

    NP13 MC OG
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    Nah
     
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  36. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    No gf, no pets, no plants

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  37. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Florida State Seminoles

    Married life is tite if you pick the right one.
     
  38. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 FSU Seminoles 2020 National Champions
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    Florida State SeminolesTampa Bay RaysTampa Bay BuccaneersTampa Bay Lightning

    Turning 35 next month. Married two kids. My friends and I have reached the age where if we play sports someone is injured immediately. One buddy just shredded his achilles playing tennis. I now look forward to the little things like it now being summer so my kid doesn't have baseball and soccer every single Saturday and now I have more time to clean the pool pavers and skim the pool so it's looking it's best before 8 or so six year olds destroy my entire backyard. Done with your brownie? It's fine that you just threw it in the pool.
     
  39. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Florida State Seminoles

    Running kickball injury list:
    • Partial rotator cuff tear
    • ACL tear (surgery)
    • Hangovers, many
     
  40. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    You should get a plant
     
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  41. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    Checking in on team almost 38, no kids, no wife/gf
     
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  42. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    Saturday will make two months since I turned 30. no kids, no wife/gf
     
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  43. THEBLUERAIDER

    THEBLUERAIDER Well-Known Member
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    38 next month. Married but no kids. 4 dogs.
     
  44. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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    What are you doing for your 30th?
     
  45. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  46. b0ne5

    b0ne5 Well-Known Member
    Arkansas Razorbacks

    Turn 34 this year. Finally got a mortgage, yard work, and first kid will be here in a month or so. Best I’ve ever felt. Lots of money and the in-laws just keep buying us expensive shit without even asking for any of it. Sad that the wife and I can’t travel for a couple years.
     
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  47. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Waiting for the sweet release of death
     
  48. IvanTheTerrible

    IvanTheTerrible Well-Known Member
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  49. bama1

    bama1 I like you
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    31. 4 y/o daughter. No spouse.

    And I’m good with it.
     
  50. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    30 isnt bad.. 35 is when your body starts hating you lol