Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. 941Gator

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    He also said that the #Nebraska Cornhuskers got Tyjon Lindsay due to Adidas $ and he'll talk about that on another episode.

    So, the following things were put on notice by Zach...

    1.) Tom Herman's sex skills with women that are not his wife #Texas Longhorns Tex

    2.) #Nebraska Cornhuskers apparently building terrible teams with Adidas money

    3.) His ex-wifes boyfriend has been fired from two restaurant gigs

    Riveting stuff
     
  2. herb.burdette

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    Wait until he starts talking about customer service at Target in Episode 5.

     
  3. 941Gator

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    damn, he's been setting ppl straight for years.
     
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  6. TC

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    #NoFilter #HonestToAFault and VERY #Vindictive
     
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  7. herb.burdette

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    How long before he runs out of material and goes full Howard Beale at the end of Network?
     
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    Percy episode.
     
  9. TTgator91

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    Damn snitching on Mullen
     
  10. 941Gator

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    sources popping up everywhere..

     
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    Lol "The Hemorrhoid to Society" that's hilarious.
     
  12. TC

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    ???
     
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    DUI at BG that no one knew about pre social media.
    Had a kid out of his relationship and made an intern get on a plane every Friday to South Bend to pick him up.
     
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  14. TC

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    Jack Parkman
     
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    I’m gonna need pics of this flight attendant.
     
  17. buckwild

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    #Arkansas Razorbacks

    On the latest episode of Zach Smith's podcast, the former Ohio State wide receivers coach singled out former Wisconsin and Arkansas head coach Bret Bielema for being “delusional,” claiming Bielema did something at Arkansas that he'd never seen another coach do.

    It's January 2015 and Ohio State is locked in a recruiting battle for current Buckeye wideout K.J. Hill with his home state Arkansas Razorbacks, a school Hill had previously committed to before reopening his recruitment. Bielema, the head coach of Arkansas at the time, allegedly called Ohio State days before Hill was set to visit Columbus.

    “K.J. Hill is coming [to Ohio State] on an official visit,” Smith said on the podcast. “It's the Monday before his official visit starts that Friday. Chris Ash comes into my office and says, ‘Hey, listen to this. This is bizarre.’ He has a voicemail from Bret Bielema saying, ‘Hey Chris, this is Bret. Just wanted to let you know that K.J. is going to cancel his official this weekend. I just wanted to apologize but he's not going to come.’

    “Chris looked at me and I looked at him and we were both puzzled. I'd never heard of that. Kids cancel visits all of the time, but the head coach of the school that's recruiting [against] you calls up? Huh?”

    This apparently did not go over well with the Hills.

    “People in Arkansas wonder how they lost K.J. Hill. That's why,” Smith said. “Along with everything else that went on. We got K.J. and his dad on the fun. They were irate, pissed at Arkansas. So he came on his visit and basically he was done with Arkansas. That would have been like Urban calling Nick Saban and saying, ‘Hey, Zeke Elliott is not going to come on his visit this weekend.’”

    Hill's trip to Columbus would be his last official visit as later pledged to Ohio State in a Signing Day commitment. Hill, now a fifth-year senior, has caught a pass in 34-straight games for the Buckeyes, dating back to the 2016 season. He enters 2019 on the verge of making history with the Buckeyes.
     
  18. Bo Pelinis

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    bert is a stupid fat fuck and the sky is blue
     
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  20. TC

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    Anyone hoping for a little more juice at this point?

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  21. * J Y *

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    Lol fucking Bert. What a fat piece of shit. :loldog:
     
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    ur stupid
     
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    Worked out as well as the time he took all the offensive lineman on the team to Sam Pittman’s front doorstep and had them do the sad puppy face hoping he’d stay
     
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  24. Bert Handsome

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    When you think of it, it's amazing that we hadn't had a bitter assistant coach light up other coaches/schools until now like this.
     
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    Would imagine others still had hope they’d be able to coach again
     
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    Not only do you have to have balls, you have to have special gear to lift and display them.
     
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  28. 941Gator

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    Podcast would have a fighting chance if he calms down and maybe renames it.
     
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  30. 941Gator

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    That’s sad

     
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  31. Constant

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    Fucking Finebaum gravy training on the Zach juggernaut.
     
  32. HOOSINSC

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    i this i saw this same thing on a tshirt
     
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  34. 941Gator

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    Want to be the first to predict these two will connect:

     
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    What does naturally taking a joking offense to something mean
     
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  37. herb.burdette

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    A natural joking offense is when your natural anger management problems cause you to be offended in situations which are not offensive, then you realize in hindsight that you act like a psycho, so you just say you were joking.

    If you ever find yourself getting handcuffed and stuffed into the back of a police cruiser at your children’s grade school for threatening your ex-wife in violation of your protection order, remember, you blame this on Finebaum.
     
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    Zach may have lost the battle, but the WAR is not over!!
     
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  39. herb.burdette

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    We’re all hoping Urban Meyer takes the USC job just so he will hire Zach Smith and move him 2000 miles from Ohio.
     
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    Zach is so Ohio that I don't think either could survive without the other.
     
  41. Jack Parkman

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    He may run for governor as his next move
     
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    Hot take: podcast is pretty solid. Entertaining at the very least even though a good amount of what he’s saying probably isn’t totally factual.
     
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    Yeah I bet it’s a real hoot
     
  44. val venis

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    I bet you’re a real hoot
     
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    USC using the US postal service to make their sales pitch?

    :pffft:
     
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