MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. IAHusk

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    Air mailed. New Mexico can win with the next kick.
     
  2. IAHusk

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    New Mexico through.
     
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  3. Shiggityshwo

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    props to the NM supporters bringing the noise
     
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  4. DirtBall

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  5. DirtBall

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    There were 300 fans there and they were all NMU fans
     
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  6. DirtBall

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    Fernandez has a brace for Portland. Unfortunately Efra just out one in for LA.
     
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  7. DirtBall

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    Ugh. 2 for Efra. Last amateur team will be eliminated.
     
  8. DirtBall

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    ESPN+ Crashed
     
  9. DirtBall

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  10. DirtBall

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    Ball not lying in Tacoma or wherever they’re playing this.
     
  11. El_Pato

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  12. snowfx2

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  13. Shiggityshwo

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    Would not have expected that, but good for them
     
  14. DirtBall

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    :meh::meh::meh::meh: A viral marketing campaign to get a bunch of REFUNDABLE deposits so they could claim “fastest grown fan base ever”. Fuck outta here Austin and double fuck outta here Precourt.
     
  15. MODEVIL

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    DonG’s favorite club flow chart over the next few years DirtBall
    ATL —> LAFC —-> ATX —-> inter Miami
     
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  16. Shiggityshwo

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    Don just appreciates clubs that do it the right way, and who can blame him, certainly not I
     
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  17. OZ

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    In the words of old DirtBall

    ‘Sweet summer child’

    He hates Houston and Seattle every bit as Atlanta and *soon* LAFC. But there is an initiation to this thing.

    Text messages between me and dirt

    25% - the fuck us with Nebraska athletics
    25% - woman are hot in some capacity while drinking
    20% - Sporting or Portland immediate updates
    5% - other league updates
    20% - fuck *combination of* Garberbuck teams or the teams we hate. Atlanta comes up way less often than Seattle. Houston is a huge wildcard that brings out the bourbon-Mad of Dirt that this thread doesn’t see enough of.

    But, we are equal opportunity haters. I’m more on the sidelines because I don’t have the knowledge of Dirt with league overall metrics and players.
     
  18. MODEVIL

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    Why Houston? OZ
     
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    DirtBall
     
  20. DirtBall

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    UPDATE:

    Just saw it was SIX DOLLARS to reserve a ticket. The “fans” AKA 90% Precourt burner accounts (verified that fact with my sources) put down a REFUNDABLE $50 to reserve EIGHT seats. What a pathetic fucking way to try to create a headline for a pathetic fucking franchise owned by an even more pathetic man.
     
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  21. Taques

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    tell me how you really feel
     
  22. DirtBall

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  23. snowfx2

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    Atlanta did the same thing (took them 3 months to get to 26K) and everyone doubted their eventual season ticket numbers.

    Precourt is a fuck, but Austin has always potentially been a great MLS market.
     
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  24. DirtBall

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    Uncle Artie personally reserved 27K tickets? Not surprised if true.
     
  25. DirtBall

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    Fuck the Vaginamo. There was a 4 year span when SKC-Hou were head and shoulders above the rest of the Beastern conference (yes, check your history books, Sporting once made that SAD! Conference respectable). We played each other in the open cup every year, we played each other in the playoffs every year, we were the first team to beat them in their new stadium, they were the team to end our shutout streak before we beat theirs. Two years in a row the beat us in the conf finals (an then got their asses kicked) then we beat them and went on to achieve MLS cup glory. Fuck Brad Davis, Fuck Brian Ching, Fuck Calen Carr, Fuck Corey Ashe, etc. They’re the absolute worst.
     
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  26. Shiggityshwo

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    what about Houston as a staff, franchise, or as a mother fucking crew?
     
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  27. Rootgers

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    As an internet acquaintance, this schtick is so terrible
     
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  28. Taques

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    hope they stay popular enough to get a chance for MLS expansion in a few years - new mexico is too cool to not have a pro team of any sort
     
  29. MODEVIL

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    They blocked twitter at my work this week so I’m catching up on stuff late.

     
  30. DirtBall

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    I’d trade some TAM for Nikolic as a 70th minute sub.

     
  31. DirtBall

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    Or he could just be a super sub on a 1/3 of the Hungarian national team AKA SKC

     
  32. DirtBall

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    Never go full #Flounder



     
  33. DirtBall

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    1000s of Dirt posts summed up in a 3 min video....

     
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  34. Shiggityshwo

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    The Toluca fans showering olés down feels like so long ago
     
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  35. DirtBall

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    Burn the whole fucking thing down. What the fuck? Prolly a bunch of Atl/LAFC fans voting for him cause they like his hair.

     
  36. DirtBall

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    Baby giraffes attempting to walk tonight in Mapfre stadium.
     
  37. DirtBall

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    Houston gave up 3 2nd half goals to lose at home to the Loons.
     
  38. Arrec Bardwin

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    I would never vote for a player playing in the known soccer desert that is the midwest.
     
  39. Shiggityshwo

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    NYC with back to back goals taking a 2-1 lead late 1st over DC
     
  40. Shiggityshwo

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    oh snap our New Mexican bros moved on, also St Louis just took a 1-0 lead over Cinci in stoppage time :warn:
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    It’s over. NMU and SLFC take out FCD and FCC.
     
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  42. Shiggityshwo

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    St Louis come get your whoopin
     
  43. DirtBall

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    You guys are going to make the finals playing nothing but USL teams. Interesting.
     
  44. Shiggityshwo

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    Thanks Don!!!

    [​IMG]
     
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  45. Arrec Bardwin

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    We just played Columbus.

    HTH
     
  46. DirtBall

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    Oh I saw. DonG phones in to stop the game when Columbus was bombarding for the comeback. All for just a couple little sprinkles. Really makes you think.
     
  47. Shiggityshwo

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    It's not Don's fault the Crew can't control their weather
     
  48. Taques

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    i enjoyed the game
     
  49. DirtBall

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  50. Shiggityshwo

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    beautiful ball to Diomande there

    2-1 lafc
     
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