Guess The Foreign Body & Tales From The Hospital

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  1. Celemo

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    no idea...never saw the guy and there is no fucking way I'm going into his chart. I'll ask the circulator next time I see her
     
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  2. Prospector

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    damnation that doesn't seem like that would be safe entering or exiting
    what all did he tear and will he die and end his suffering
     
  3. BuckeyeRiot

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    Did speaker-wire-dick-hole guy die? I feel like he died.
     
  4. Celemo

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    no clue, maybe he moved
     
  5. angus

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    Maybe he found a better gauge wire less prone to tangling. Practice makes perfect.
     
  6. BuckeyeRiot

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  7. BuckeyeRiot

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    As my 5th grade band teacher said, perfect practice makes perfect.
     
  8. Cheshire Bridge

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    Sounds off bass, but I could be wrong...
     
  9. Truman

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    We need a map of pop vs soda cans in butts.
     
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  10. Bo Pelinis

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    What sort of amateur puts an empty pop can in his ass. Everyone knows you need to use a full one.
     
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  11. AptosDuck

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    Full, and opened. Then you just dance around and shake it up, and it blows itself out
     
  12. Ty Webb

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    We still don’t know what condition the can was in upon entry. Very well could have been full....
     
  13. ~ taylor ~

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    Gbr
     
  14. Joe_Pesci

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  15. Babou

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  16. Celemo

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    Time to play

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  17. broken internet

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    FIRST!!!!!!
     
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  18. bigred77

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  19. broken internet

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    Jumbo bottle of sunscreen.

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  20. Simon Templar

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    Fire extinguisher
     
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  21. Marbles

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    Tony’s Cajun spice can (large size) with duct tape head.
     
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  22. Baron

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    Bottle rocket
     
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  23. Truman

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    a hock
     
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  24. Dudley Dawson2

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    Flashlight
     
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  25. broken internet

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    This is most definitely my favorite random thread. Thanks for the entertainment, Celemo!
     
  26. Cheshire Bridge

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  27. AptosDuck

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    he's doing it wrong
     
  28. Ty Webb

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    reed from a bass clarinet
     
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  29. broken internet

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    Would it still be considered homo?

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  30. BellottiBold

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  31. Pharm

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    Feel like it's a beer bottle
     
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  32. bigred77

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    Maybe it's a Naturday
     
  33. GeneralPaton

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    A Naturday
     
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  34. GeneralPaton

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    Damnit
     
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  35. THF

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    The Declaration if Independence.

    Plot twist. It’s how Nicholas Cafe stoke it.
     
  36. Nick Rivers

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    garden gnome
     
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  37. prerecordedlive

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    A good guy’s gun, grip first.
     
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    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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  39. herb.burdette

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  40. JoeySmalls

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    Mason Jar
     
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  41. bertwing

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    Axe body spray
     
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  42. Prospector

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  43. prerecordedlive

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  44. NP13

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    a Kevin Spacey Oscar trophy
     
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  46. Shawn Hunter

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    A severed penis
     
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  47. bigred77

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    Celemo please check your penis
     
  48. Shawn Hunter

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    :ded:
     
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  49. Boom TittyMilk

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    About a month ago we had a male patient come in with a glade candle stuck up there. Hope it’s not a new trend
     
  50. broken internet

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    A licked carton of Blue Bell ice cream.