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  1. Simon Templar

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    This
     
  2. AIOLICOCK

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    Yes, how have I forgotten about the thousands of dead victims of drunken cyclists :roll:
     
  3. AIOLICOCK

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    You know what happens when a drunk cyclist hits you? You get up off the ground and call them an asshole. Pretty safe stuff.
     
  4. AIOLICOCK

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    Btw, killy, since you've clung so singularly to that point, I assume you're conceding all the others. :loldog:
     
  5. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    As a fellow Cock poster I'm going to have to control you. This thread isn't the place for a three page contrarian meltdown
     
  6. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  7. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  8. bigred77

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    daddy fat sacks
     
  9. HatterasJack

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  10. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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  11. pearl

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  12. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    There's some big asses on the internet
     
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  13. Jake Scott

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  14. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    Fuck that bitch
     
  15. FadeMe

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    She’s probably going to get arrested.
     
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  16. Tony Wonder

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    She should. That is child abuse plain and simple.
     
  17. Wicket

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    Getting hit by a drunk cyclist is not something ive ever seen happen. And i live in a big Dutch city. What does happen is people fixing their bike into someones garden by being drunk, falling and falling asleep subsequently
     
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  18. Jake Scott

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  19. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    It is the fucking ocean, I always know there is more than likely a shark there...
     
  20. enjj

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    I don’t know man, whatever it is it’s working me.
     
  21. ohbluefan

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  22. bigred77

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  23. ned's head

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    Ken killing it like always

     
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  24. backinblack23

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    Thats a small shark, not a medium. I don't know who out there is doing the sizing of sharks but they are amateur at best.
     
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  25. a.tramp

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    Cliffs: track race, 2 cyclists collide, pedal hits track, 2’ splinter raises off track, splinter impales racer, goes through lung

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  26. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  27. a.tramp

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    Good news is he is expected to make a full recovery.
     
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  28. Cardeja12

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    That white kid is dead
     
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  29. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  30. WhiskeyDelta

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    If this inspires just one lycra-wearing fuck to stop slowing down traffic, it was worth it
     
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  31. a.tramp

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    I was thinking the opposite. I am hoping it puts more riders on the street because pavement doesn’t splinter like wooden velodrome tracks do.
     
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  32. wes tegg

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    This is rich from a guy who rides a fucking motorcycle.
     
  33. WhiskeyDelta

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    Not sure how “motorized vehicle designed to move at the speed of traffic” is worse than “muscle powered vehicle that maxes out at school zone speed”.
     
  34. Señor Cockblock

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    Jennifer Connelly was/is just :banderas:
     
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  35. TheFreak55

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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    Baby shark do doo do do Baby Shark
     
  37. wes tegg

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    I didn’t say that motorcycles are worse. I laughed at the lack of self-awareness of a motorcyclist shitting on bicyclists. You’re all fucking annoying.
     
  38. Emma

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  39. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Calm down there, Dominic Toretto.
     
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  40. daddy fat sacks

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    Yeah. It happens. Haven't had a bike accident since then. Just bought a scooter last night.

    Bike> car in NOLA. But scooters are awesome. Team carbon neutral.
     
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  41. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    The fuck are you rambling about. Do you even read your dumb posts?
     
  42. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Take me back to the kine
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    Lady Pokes likes to swim with one of those electro-magnetic anklets, I dunno if they work or not but I’m usually not in deep enough water to bother. My approach is pretty simple: stay out if visibility sucks, don’t splash around unnecessarily, and try not to think about it.

    My buddy said something the other day that kinda made sense—if it wants to taste you, it’s going to come hard and fast at an angle you don’t expect, just accept the fact that you can’t control it, focus on staying calm so you’re not sending out any obvious prey signals.
     
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  43. bigred77

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    Like a home arrest ankle thing?
     
  44. Nole0515

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    looks like one. they send out electro magnetic waves to keep sharks away
     
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  45. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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  46. AIOLICOCK

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    I'm talking about bikes being relatively safe to operate while intoxicated. Try to keep up.
     
  47. Greybeard

    Greybeard Livin' the dream.

    My father used to live in Sarasota before he passed. He had a neighbor who had a small single engine plane and used to fly up and down the coast. He said that if people could see what's in the water 100yds. off shore, and in what numbers, nobody would ever go swimming.
     
  48. mangler

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  49. Jim Brockmire

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    It's really impressive that he was able to get back up and give chase without delay.
     
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  50. WillySaliba

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    Kid has a motor that doesn’t quit.