Why not just ask for cash, checks, or Venmo/PayPal? Then no one is taking a cut. Also fuck anyone who gives gift cards.
While we were in Italy a local guy was explaining his small town's summer tradition where there are lots of fireworks. As he was trying to find the right words to translate the name of it to English, she blurted out "Fourth of July?!"
Mrs. Scorpio: Did you buy a bunch of shirts or something? Me: Yeah, bought some UF and Bucs polos Mrs. Scorpio: You spent over $400! Me: I regret nothing
In my defense: 1. I bought most of the shirts in 2 different sizes (online order) because their fits vary wildly depending on the brand (and even within brand) imo, so half of what she saw on the statement is being/has been returned 2. I wear them to work most days, so they get a lot of use. In reality, it's closer to $200-250
I have to work this morning which means taking care of the kids by myself will be next to impossible. She just *had* to go to yoga at 9:30 to relax after a long and stressful week. Left at 9am Got some coffee at Starbucks Yoga And a Whole Foods charge about 5 minutes ago I’ve been working all morning with bored and frustrated kids while her 60 minute yoga class has been a 2.5 hour excursion with stops for coffee and snacks. Today is the day I get divorced.
My wife does this type shit all the time . But my kids are older and she always naggin me while I’m on the golf course! Think I’m gonna block her number when I play ...
Not much to it. She came home, I bitched at her, she took the kids for a while, and I grabbed lunch by myself. I’ve been married long enough to know to pick my battles. I’m not digging my heels in on something like that. If I pitched a fit every time she did something that pissed me off (or vice versa) then we definitely would be divorced.
Not my girlfriend but last night JeremyLambsFace's wife slobbered all over my dick because she thought it was a t bone steak
smart man. that kind of selfish shit annoys the shit out of me. but you are absolutely right to handle it the way you did.
Been married for two months. She and I don’t share s bathroom so it was just today that I discovered she goes through a roll of toilet paper a day. WTF?
Why is someone’s penis shaped like a T? Why is Marbles wife shitting 8 hours a day? We’ve got questions that need answers
I just sat down for the first time this evening since getting home from work because I am cooking 10 briskets tomorrow night for a benefit for one of her friends children, and I came home and immediately started getting shit ready, then I was watering the area where my big smoker is gunna be parked since its dry as fuck here, and the fucking faucet pipe broke I get everything shut off and dug up and thank god I have the fittings I need to fix it About an hour into that, wifey walks out and says "can you come inside for a minute? " Ok, I'm muddy as shit but whatever She then proceeds to tell me her ankles are swollen and that could mean she has congestive heart failure or maybe renal failure and she really wishes I would come inside and sit with her and rub her feet I told her it could also mean you have been busting your ass doing stuff on your feet the last 5 days or so (like she has) and that her body isnt used to that. She is a stay at home wife who decided to take on helping a friend clean a couple of houses, then went on a deep clean spree of our house for some reason. Tells me she really wishes I would reach out to my friend the heart surgeon and ask him about her swollen ankles. I told her she really needed to sit back in the recliner with her feet up She responded to that asking if i thought she should go to the ER I just got done fixing my busted pipe, and filling the hole etc I have heard vaccuum and shit running the whole time I am out here I may sit here in the driveway drinking the rest of the night