Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. bro

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    That’s an even dumber reason than what I expected
     
  2. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    yeah you wouldn’t want to miss @anjelica47194748204730207 giving her take on the state of things
     
  3. BellottiBold

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    Hey now, the 47194748204730207 family are good people
     
  4. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    they just want to keep America great again
     
  5. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    My favorite college smack talk is undergrad hierarchy shit talking:

    Dude 1: I went to Michigan where did you go for undergrad?
    Dude 2: Auburn.
    Dude 1: Lol, sorry about your trash school
    Dude 2: What was your major?
    Dude 1: Marketing, yours?
    Dude 2: Electrical engineering
     
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  6. sflnole

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    It's not twitter. These a real life, salt of the Earth, Conservative dumbfucks spouting all caps xenophobic nonsense into the void
     
  7. pez

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    Yeah but dude 2 did his thesis on how to change a light bulb
     
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  8. bro

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  9. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    exhausting
     
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  10. ~ taylor ~

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    Jokes on you, a Marketing major at Michigan has a BBA from Ross Business School and owns the engineering company. BOOM!
     
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  11. herb.burdette

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    Should have used General Studies as the Michigan example.
     
  12. Futureman

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  13. The Banks

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    #1 sports marketing program smug

    :unclephil:
     
  14. Mister Me Too

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  15. ~ taylor ~

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    Do you think we're being serious? Is it maybe you who takes college hierarchy a bit too personally? Do you feel shame?
     
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  16. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    That's one of those things where as you're saying it you try to reach out and grab your words out of the air and put them in the trash before they're audible.
     
  17. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    Nah, its just everyone always has their canned response... because they do it.
     
  18. Mister Me Too

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    Or they’ve heard others do it and are mocking the ridiculousness of said argument by using it sarcastically
     
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  19. Futureman

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    k
     
  20. Prospector

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  21. Schadenfred

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    1. Cringe during gorilla comment and cringe during apology.

    2. That was some forced "crying."

    3. Of course the station's call sign is K̶O̶K̶O KOCO.
     
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  22. BudKilmer

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    Cool cool cool just let him keep self impeaching NANCY

     
  23. Joe Louis

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    I always thought it was Michigan, UNC, UVA, Cal-Berkeley and UCLA :twocents:
     
  24. Joe Louis

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    #274627 Joe Louis, Aug 29, 2019
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  25. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    Never heard of Miami of Ohio being in that group of good schools
     
  27. Prospector

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  28. The Banks

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    It’s a real good school and a beautiful campus (just ask Robert Frost)
     
  29. ~ taylor ~

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    ... for Ohio
     
  30. bro

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  31. Mix

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    Can't take it seriously when they list New College as a USF campus when its been a completely autonomous university in the SUS of Florida since 2001.
     
  32. Prospector

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    damnit! at least it will be a pain in the ass for family, also could be a golden opportunity for passive aggressive contractors and their subs to fuck shit up in the rebuild
     
  33. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    The original list was from like 1985
     
  34. BudKilmer

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    I imagine if he feels vulnerable in 2020 he’s really going to go hard on signaling to his racist fan base
     
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  35. Joe Louis

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    It really wont though with the unfettered access to FEMA ...
     
  36. Mix

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    Republicans not content to keep their hands out of anything they can. Trying to grift hard through Orlando Airport now.

    Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer and Orange County Mayor Jerry Demings came out on the losing end of a heated debate over how the board that controls Orlando International Airport will hire its next general counsel and another firm to study the airport’s practices for awarding contracts.

    The two mayors, the only Democrats on the seven-member airport board, called moves by Chairman Domingo Sanchez, an appointee of former Gov. Rick Scott, and Carson Good, a new appointee of Gov. Ron DeSantis, “unprecedented” and “dangerous.”

    “I’ve never seen anything like that,” Demings said after the meeting. “It clearly reeked of some kind of political agenda at some level, and I think it was a sad day for the airport overall. That is not the way we do business at the airport and that is not the way that board should operate.”

    Dyer agreed that he had never witnessed such a play at keeping the public out of open government with a board attempting to vote on major contracts that weren’t on the agenda.

    The board manages a more than half-billion dollar annual budget and more than $4 billion in ongoing construction work.

    “In my 16 years as mayor and serving on many boards, it was unprecedented to walk-on unnoticed items of that magnitude and have them verbally presented without any back-up materials and vote on it,” Dyer said.
     
  37. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    That probably gives you cancer if you do it enough.
     
  38. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    And you would deserve it. What kind of masochist even thinks that's a good idea?
     
  39. ned's head

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    Is this directed at a child?
     
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  40. CaneKnight

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    If we could just get rid of the fucking panhandle dogshit, the Cubans and the villages this state would be a million times better. Like why can’t the village just “accidentally” get their water supply poisoned and then everyone there has to leave the state.

    I’m also very tired of people acting like republicans aren’t bad people. They are fucking monsters, nothing they do should shock anyone. Start treating them in a hostile way as they be treated. They do not deserve to be treated in a civil manner THESE PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY THE FUCKING ENEMY
     
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  41. Prospector

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  42. VaxRule

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    With Asperger’s
     
  43. sflnole

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    :gross:

    Probably doesn't help that the name of the station is KOCO
     
  44. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  45. Eraser

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    Both sober students are getting a great education.