Clay Travis is a plagiarizing, no-talent assclown

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  1. EdmondDantes

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    what an amazing troll
     
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  2. Virgil Caine

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    Correct me if I’m wrong, but he went to both Vanderbilt and George Washington, but has been a Tennessee fan his whole life.

    I’m embarrassed that I even know that.
     
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  3. Clown Baby

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    I like Duke and UNC
     
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  4. RockHardJawn39

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    A guy that liked UNC basketball and South Carolina football threatened to stab me while at a Sheraton bar in Charlotte for making fun of liking said teams.

    Jimmy the Saint was there too
     
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  5. Beeds07

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    Anybody that looks to Clay for sports advice deserves to lose at gambling, and life.
     
  6. Gaknight

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    In Georgia everyone is a duke or unc b-ball fan and a uga football fan. I make fun of them relentlessly
     
  7. Capstone 88

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    At least tag him Clown Baby
     
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  8. chuckmasterflex

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    I've only met a few in the wild, but the Alabama football and Kentucky basketball fans need to be rounded up and put in camps.
     
  9. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    I've never met a single person like this.

    99.9% of UGA fans don't give a single shit about basketball.
     
  10. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Wow, two defamation suits in one week for Clown Baby
     
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  11. Capstone 88

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    I’ve already got him on retainer for myself. Boy is he in a pickle
     
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  12. glimmer

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    Like any good grifter, he never admits fault and only ever doubles down.
     
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  13. Clown Baby

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    I don’t see what the big deal is. I’m a Georgia football fan and a Duke basketball fan. What could possibly be cooler than that?
     
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  14. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    I'm a Duke football/Georgia basketball fan
     
  15. Tobias

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    i love duke football, unc basketball and nc state baseball
     
  16. Doc Louis

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    Some like garlic mayo and aioli. It's ok.
     
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  17. southlick

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    Thread

     
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  18. Fudd

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    I’m a Nebraska football/Creighton basketball fan.
     
  19. southlick

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  20. VaxRule

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    You could have just said “I am a Nebraska football fan”
     
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  21. Clown Baby

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    Your classic “it was satire” defense
     
  22. Joe_Pesci

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    i like oregon football. college basketball sucks
     
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  23. Joe_Pesci

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    i like what i'm seeing from this account so far

     
  24. wes tegg

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    I hate Clay Travis more than anyone, so much so that I started this thread. But, that book is meant to be comedy. The biggest crime is that it's not remotely funny.
     
  25. blind dog

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    What bet did you lose that you had to read it?
     
  26. wes tegg

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    I got it as a gag gift. It's not really a book you read so much as thumb through.
     
  27. Joe_Pesci

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    I recognize the attempt at satire but it doesnt really work if you're trying to make fun of "man law" stuff by just writing your own misogynistic jokes
     
  28. Joe_Pesci

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    Also it works even less if you seem like someone who would sincerely tell those jokes
     
  29. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    The right can do comedy too, y'all.
     
  30. Tobias

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    and its making lefties nervous
     
  31. ashy larry

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    you guys wanna go prey on some rape victims?because you know they’re vulnerable and all. because of the rape. you can practically smell the rape when you walk into the rape ward.
    ha! please like me! did I mention this is satire? snowflake!
     
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  32. Clown Baby

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    Clay is satire like Entourage is satire. It might’ve started as a sendup but it morphed into dirtbags making dirtbag stories for dirtbags and any amount of money made on it is that amount of money too much.
     
  33. wes tegg

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    For context, that book came out when Clay Travis was just a plagiarizing douchebag, not a plagiarizing, full-on white supremacist douchebag.
     
  34. IV

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    It’s supposed to be so over the top it’s ridiculous like suggesting we eat babies as a form of population control, just no execution at all
     
  35. wes tegg

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    The irony is that he pretty much co-opted what was the "satire" as his current 24/7 schtick.
     
  36. devine

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    I can never tell if we like entourage or don’t like entourage
     
  37. Truman

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    Clay Travis probably still has l Hope They Serve Beer in Hell in his top 5 favorite books
     
  38. Tobias

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    strikes me as a big fan of wolf of wall street
     
  39. zeberdee

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    I will always defend the first couple seasons of Entourage.
     
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  40. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    My hippo has just received a doctorate in skepticism at the notion that a Marky Mark production was ever capable of any sort of satire, let alone self-deprecating satire.
     
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  41. Clown Baby

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    Probably because your squirrel brain can’t comprehend good satire of bad satire
     
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  42. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  43. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Ok
     
  44. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Wait, I think that means I ultimately concur with you, because I’m skeptical that Clay Travis ever really thought the process behind “man laws” was actually bad.
     
  45. Tobias

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    clay is 100% a guy who unironically discusses taking away people's man card
     
  46. Clown Baby

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    Do not lash out at me! I’m just relaying what the Hollywood Reporter said in its initial review. Obviously, that show morphed almost immediately, if at all.
     
  47. Clown Baby

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    Clay is essentially that Budweiser “Twins” commercial incarnate but he desperately wants to be Wazzzuuuuup.
     
  48. Tobias

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    god seeing some twinz do each other would be so freaking hot lol
     
  49. Clown Baby

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    What’s it say about Clay Travis that he can write something meant to be outrageous, like trying to pick up rape victims at the hospital, and people automatically assume he’s dead serious?