Mahomes thread — Fatrick szn

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  1. Fusiontegra

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  2. Bruce Bowen

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    I guess I forgot there are other teams with bear mascots
     
  3. dump

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    modern times and such
     
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  4. racer

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    Yes, the pass attempts are up 1000%.

    Get out.
     
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  5. GoodForAnother

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    shut the fuck up loser
     
  6. GoodForAnother

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    this got called back but honestly one of his best passes yesterday

     
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  7. dump

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    its like comparing 3 pt attempts in the NBA back in the 70s-80s to today
     
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  8. Cornelius Suttree

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  9. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    perhaps, but montana has a distinct advantage in number of commercials for mervyns
     
  10. racer

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    Except not, because the forward pass was not a new concept when Joe Montana played. You’re an idiot.
     
  11. dump

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    Defenses change, offenses pass more, etc
     
  12. ohbluefan

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    In the Bears defense there’s no doubt they would have ruined Mahomes by now and he wouldn’t be half the player he is today.....carry on.
     
  13. racer

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    Defenses evolve to defend the pass. Mahomes passed the ball 580 times last year. Montana averaged 383 per season. Pat reached the milestone in 1/10 of the games with only a 50% increase in attempts. The data isn’t really disputable.
     
  14. DetectivePopcorn

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    Don’t want to send douche chills but I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anybody, at least in the NFL, where I’m like “I’m probably watching somebody who’s going to be considered an all-time great” this soon. Not he’s going to be elite and if he stays healthy, has longevity, and racks up the accolades then who knows. Bold statement I know, and I’m not even a chiefs fan.
     
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  15. dump

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    so he has thrown it 200 times more so far in one season
     
  16. dallasdawg

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    yep
     
  17. racer

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    You don’t know how math works, do you?
     
  18. Fusiontegra

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    Another cool starry bra:

    Flew out of Jax last weekend with a bunch of departing KC fans and saw a pretty dope design on a shirt that said “KC is MaHomes”

    A red version of this
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  19. kezarmyaj

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    Im here for mahomies
     
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  20. dallasdawg

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    *subscribe*
     
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  21. EMAW FC

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    Hang dai
     
  22. lfriend

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    I knew Pat was gonna be really good when the Chiefs drafted him and was probably a little extreme on the homerism. Even I didn't see all this coming.

    Really a perfect storm of an elite arm, elite play design and a General Manager that doesn't give a fuck about draft picks or cap space to field an all class receiver set.
     
  23. GoodForAnother

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    Him and Reid is just a perfect match
     
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    If you want to start a Dan Marino thread you can. I’m sure a lot of ppl will post in it. This thread is about a good quarterback
     
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  25. lfriend

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    Mike Kafka has been a great asst for him too. Think he eventually gets the HC job when Andy is done.
     
  26. Doc Louis

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    It's too bad you never got to see Randy Moss
     
  27. devine

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    As evidenced by my posting history, I was a mahomes fan much longer than most. I know talent when I see it
     
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  28. Jax Teller

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    Yes, yes he is.
     
  29. Jax Teller

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    Do it.
     
  30. IV

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    Guy can’t even get the laces out for a field goal
     
  31. texasraider

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    Happy Birthday to the greatest football player these eyes have ever seen

    :ohgosh::ohgosh::ohgosh::ohgosh::ohgosh::ohgosh:
     
  32. racer

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    hbd Patrick Lavon Mahomes II
     
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  33. Homo Erectus

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    He's in everyone's fantasies
     
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  34. racer

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    Pat and mecole propelled me to victory this week.
     
  35. GoodForAnother

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  36. RSK

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    Can I make a Lamar Jackson thread?
     
  37. texasraider

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    Nothing’s stopping you from starting a separate, exciting, yet inferior thread
     
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  38. GoodForAnother

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    Sure, there’s no reason the distant 2nd QB can’t have a thread
     
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  39. MtOread

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  40. angus

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    This is my new favorite video.
     
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  41. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    He’s unbelievable and I love him
     
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  42. BellottiBold

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    That first one is certainly dirty but calling it no look is nonsense imo
     
  43. hawk217

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    The Sausage Wheel is vastly underrated at #13
     
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  44. angus

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    Just can't get enough Mahomes.....


    Police: 2 stole life-sized cutout of QB Mahomes, crashed car
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    1:31 PM, Sep 19, 2019
    LAWRENCE, Kan. — Two suspects are being penalized after they allegedly stole a life-sized cutout of Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, then crashed their getaway car.

    Lawrence police spokesman Patrick Compton says a man and woman grabbed the cutout at a McDonald's restaurant Monday, ran out the door, then jumped into a car and sped away.

    Officers investigating a nearby two-car accident saw the cutout in one of the vehicles. Compton said the vehicle also matched the description of the car that drove away from the McDonald's.

    The Lawrence Journal-World first

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    the two were issued notices to appear for theft and were cited in the accident. One person was treated for minor injuries.
    The cutout of the popular Chiefs quarterback wasn't damaged and is back on display at the McDonald's.
     
  45. bakonole

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    Those are both great. . But that second one :diddydatass:

    That is some unbelievable arm strength.
     
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  46. racer

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    On one leg, no less.
     
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  47. racer

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    Troy Aikman is so cute.
     
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  48. TimJimothy

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    Troy has a better TV voice than Pat. No matter what happens he'll always have that over him.

    Of course Pat's gonna make so much more $$$ over the course of his career that he won't have to work after he retires.
     
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  49. Name P. Redacted

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    Troy definitely only has 33% of the brain cells that Pat does
     
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  50. TimJimothy

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    And since Pat will be playing flag football for the majority of his career he has a great chance to keep quite a few of his brain cells.