Barstool Thread 2.0

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. Gallant Knight

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    i definitely dont. 80% of my friends would have left that shit out when they were 22-24
     
  2. D. Silver

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    So they are making the Yankee crew do game 3 with no TV, with that illiterate fool White Sox Dave watching the game on mute and doing play by play.

    They can't see the TV, just hearing WSD call the game.

    That's brutal.

    For reference:

     
  3. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Supposedly they always trash the place but the cleaning crew gets it. Cleaning crew didn't come so it stayed a mess.
     
  4. kslim

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    #onebite car running 4th
     
  5. Kirk Fogg

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    Ya there’s no way HQ doesn’t get trashed every time they have a watch party.

    If anything they should be bitching at the new Office Manager Brett for not putting up signs saying the cleaning crew was out today and they would need to clean up after themselves.
     
  6. Chocolate Giddyup

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  7. kslim

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    I don’t disagree with that but fuck if you work there and I’m using the term work very loosely you should probably clean up your own shit. Unless you are a big money maker for the company like kfc big cat pft etc you have to be more self aware
     
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  8. devine

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    Dave even said that the problem wasn’t the trays of food left, it was people leaving their individual cups and plates everywhere that’s insane
     
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    Dead
     
  10. D. Silver

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    Running 3rd with 17 laps to go.
     
  11. devine

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    In second now
     
  12. Tony Wonder

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  13. devine

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    And he wrecked
     
  14. devine

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    BSR slopgate was lame
     
  15. wes tegg

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    He gave it a 7.1. Solid.
     
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  16. devine

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  17. devine

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    Gotta love her using Charles Woodson and a Packers writer as her sources in the blog
     
  18. D. Silver

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    Marlins Man and PFT's mom



    oh no
     
  19. spagett

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  20. devine

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  21. Druce

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    Of course she has this take in a game where it's almost universally agreed upon that the Lions got fucked.
     
  22. devine

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    Lol so white Sox Dave’s flight is delayed and Ellie might be doing the play by play call. The Yankees fans are gonna be miserable
     
  23. Ty Webb

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    That’s borderline criminal.
     
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  24. D. Silver

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    That’s worse than WSD doing it.
     
  25. Tony Wonder

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    That is going to be way more enjoyable for people who want to watch Yankee fans suffer.

    I also thought this was at 8 tonight. Nice little surprise that I will be able to watch this the last few hours of work today.
     
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  26. teel

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    Very cool Jake!

     
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  27. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Oh please let this happen
     
  28. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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  29. TDCD

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  30. TDCD

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    altuve home run

    its chaos in the cave
     
  31. D. Silver

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    lol they look miserable

    Ellie has no clue what she's saying.

    "he just hit it, but it didn't do anything?"
     
  32. TDCD

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    who is the guy next to ellie?
     
  33. Houndster

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    I don’t think Ellie understands what a foul ball is and they’ve hit about 10 already. This is great
     
  34. TDCD

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    ellie doesn't know what a foul ball is
     
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  35. D. Silver

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    Ellie is 1000x worse than WSD

    She's lost and people are mad.
     
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  36. TDCD

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    ellie: strikeout

    tommy: ...swinging? looking?

    :roll:
     
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  37. TDCD

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    this is so infuriating but also incredible
     
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  38. 941Gator

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    can she hear them?
     
  39. devine

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    I’d be losing my mind. Great punishment
     
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  40. devine

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    She’s facing them in the same room
     
  41. DuffandMuff

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    Didn’t know it was an out until the game went to a commercial. Ellie is perfect.
     
  42. D. Silver

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    I would watch ever stream if there was some sort of punishment like this.

    Ellie not knowing it was a pop out with the bases loaded and the yankee scum dying to know what happened is grade A content.
     
  43. PAHokie

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    Ellie knows nothing about sports. This is great content.
     
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  44. Houndster

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    Tommy with the least athletic high fives I’ve ever seen
     
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  45. teel

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    Calling a pop up to the 2nd baseman by saying “oh he hit that really high” and seeing their reactions was incredible
     
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  46. DuffandMuff

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    My only wish is that it was the Red Sox instead of the stros so carrabis was subjected to this torture too. He’d lose it.
     
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  47. devine

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    This is lol funny
     
  48. D. Silver

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    I hope they make Ellie do the whole game.
     
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  49. D. Silver

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    Ellie: "It went where the people sit"

    Hubbs: "so foul ball, ok good"

    Ellie: "yep"

    It was a HR

    haha