Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. indeed

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  2. Daniel Ocean

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  3. Bricktop the white

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    Kamala harris is behind yang lmao
     
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  4. Emma

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    Barr: "Of course, Congress’s effective withdrawal from the business of legislating leaves it with a lot of time for other pursuits. And the pursuit of choice, particularly for the opposition party, has been to drown the Executive Branch with “oversight” demands for testimony and documents. I do not deny that Congress has some implied authority to conduct oversight as an incident to its Legislative Power. But the sheer volume of what we see today – the pursuit of scores of parallel “investigations” through an avalanche of subpoenas – is plainly designed to incapacitate the Executive Branch, and indeed is touted as such."

    Nine

    Nine fucking Benghazi investigations

    To which the last one closed a month after Hillary conceded

    9 investigations, all of those yielded nothing but wasted money and time, after which the Republicans admitted that they did it solely to obstruct the Democratic administration
     
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  5. Emma

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    That might be the ultimate gaslighting if I've ever seen it
     
  6. The Banks

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    You’d think with how dumb he is that he’s have someone around him to keep him in line. That said he probably gets told all the time by his really dumb constituents how smart he is.
     
  7. cutig

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    He's a TROOP how dare you say he's not smart
     
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  8. BellottiBold

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    By. His. Fucking. Eye. Sockets.
     
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  9. chuckmasterflex

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  10. bro

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  11. slogan119

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    Do you impeach a VP? Or can they be charged with crimes?
     
  12. chuckmasterflex

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  13. fsutony

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    There really is no rule that you can’t charge a President to be honest. But yes you impeach a VP because for some reason President and VP are untouchable by unwritten rules.
     
  14. cutig

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    25% need to be sterilized and sent to Alabama or some other backwards state for safe keeping
     
  15. sflnole

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    I love everything about Asha :ohgosh:
     
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  16. DrTomOsbourne

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    Some real North Korea type shit here.
     
  17. cutig

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    They need to stop reporting a word Grisham says. What a worthless sack of shit.
     
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  18. DrTomOsbourne

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    This visit to the hospital was unannounced. Hopefully he's dying. If not, I'm sure we'll get a report that dear leader has lost weight, now showing at 225 on the scale.
     
  19. Schadenfred

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    Another example of a "healthy and energetic" leader:


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  20. RonBurgundy

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    73 year old rushed unannounced to the hospital on a Saturday during peak golfing hours, for “routine labs and exam”.

    lmao that’s the worst lie they’ve come up with in months.
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

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  22. CUAngler

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    Pleas don’t let him die before either going to jail or seeing his kids in jail
     
  23. Lyrtch

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    lets not get picky
     
  24. RonBurgundy

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  25. cutig

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  26. cutig

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    Actually if he died the media screaming about decorum would be absolutely disgusting
     
  27. Lyrtch

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    i'd be cheering on the rooftops of buildings in NY and wouldn't be alone
     
  28. VaxRule

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    Brian Williams being disgusted as the cameras show people partying in the streets would be great television
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

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    nah fuck him the world and this country will instantly become better off as soon as he takes his last breath.
     
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  30. AIOLICOCK

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    I'd probably get fired from my job for gloating about it. I work with a shitload of Trump voters and I do a solid job of pretending I don't follow politics, but I'd have to let my light shine.
     
  31. Lyrtch

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  32. RonBurgundy

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    Senate voting no to impeachment but trump dying in office would be the most convincing evidence of God’s existence possible.
     
  33. NYGator

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    Let me know where you would be. I will bring the whiskey.
     
  34. ohbluefan

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    I just got done running that mental picture myself , I think I’d get fired as well...
     
  35. AIOLICOCK

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    Yeah, but I think it'd be worth it too
     
  36. chuckmasterflex

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    If he did die, it would be absolutely wild watching the Fox News crowd call for Adam Shifty Schiff to be arrested for manslaughter.
     
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  37. cutig

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    Nah they'd be crying 24/7 about people celebrating the death of a horrible person pretending to be concerned about decorum and civility
     
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  38. bro

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    too bad we can’t trust anything coming from the WH
     
  39. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump doesn't tweet in front of staff because he needs glasses to read his phone and he doesn't want to be seen wearing glasses.
     
  40. NYGator

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    There was something clearly odd about this doctors visit.
     
  41. BudKilmer

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    Remember the hyper ventilating over Hillary’s health?
     
  42. cutig

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    TRUMP IS IN THE BEST SHAPE ANYONE HAS EVER BEEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE
     
  43. sflnole

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    Is this true? Source, please.
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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  45. chuckmasterflex

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    The weirdest shit about her getting dehydrated after the 9/11 remembrance ceremony and getting wobbly was that everyone said that she didn't like drinking water.
    Like what the fuck do you mean she doesn't drink water? She physically finds drinking liquid unpleasant?
     
  46. slogan119

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    Tea
    Coffee
    Coke
    Pepsi
    Lemonade
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    My wife hates drinking water too
     
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  47. chuckmasterflex

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