Lawyer thread

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  1. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    for the sex?
     
  2. 941Gator

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    But hasn’t she hit her mark every year for a decade?
     
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  3. wes tegg

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    That’s awful. It’s also embarrassing to be so excited about reaching an expectation.
     
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  4. wes tegg

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    Not very well. :twocents:
     
  5. Gallant Knight

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    9 geico car wreck cases? Easily

    Wouldn’t ever need to read notes about where I am on any case or what needs to be done.

    Pretty sure Allstate lawyers in Houston have 100-120 each
     
  6. wes tegg

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    That’s not handling a file well.

    .

    And they’re constantly between bad faith and malpractice.
     
  7. bro

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    surprised the partners didn't fire her on the spot for pulling a pinterest in the office.
     
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  8. Gallant Knight

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    last line of def expert's report addressed to the def attorney is "I trust this will be sufficient for your needs" this should be fun.
     
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  9. dome foam

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    Saying the silent part out loud.
     
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  10. 941Gator

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    If you need me to exaggerate this more, let me know
     
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  11. Gallant Knight

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    Lol he gave a presentation at GEICO one year after he started whoring himself out
     
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  12. Gallant Knight

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    And his report and we website says his report says he’s doc for the mass but his CV says that ended in 2015
     
  13. Gallant Knight

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    Oh that’s just my saying thank you
     
  14. Gallant Knight

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    Just took a defense expert depo and it was like his second time

    he provided a Medicare fee schedule and said it wasn’t medicate but just the National fee schedule

    and said he would provide mike 10+ documents he relied on but didn’t give us with his report

    I think he might be getting struck
     
  15. RJF-GUMP

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    An expert doesn't have to give you every document that he relied upon with his report...
     
  16. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    In Texas, if the expert is retained or controlled by a party, that party is obligated to provide that information.
     
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  17. Nug

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    So officially admitted in Oregon now

    yay
     
  18. RJF-GUMP

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  19. gocams

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    "306 million gay boys"
    :yolo::oface:
     
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  20. Gallant Knight

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  21. wes tegg

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    “I understand the position you are in. I'm going to let the long dick of the law fuck Allstate for all of us.”

    killed me
     
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  22. 941Gator

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  23. wes tegg

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  24. Nug

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  25. Ray McKigney

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    “Peter when you are done felating your copy boy tell Allstate the demand is now 305 million.”

    Just old fashioned good lawyering right there gentlemen. Also confirms the long-standing theory that calling defense counsel “gay boys” over and over again really convinces the carrier to open up their wallet. Just a master class in negotiating. Really good stuff.
     
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  26. (Z)

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    So, client owns a towing company and has a garage policy. He’s hit by a drunk driver while on call. Twist is he was doing contract work for another tow company and was in one of their vehicles.

    So question, does my driver’s UM coverage on his garage policy cover him while in another tower’s auto?
     
  27. wes tegg

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    Look at the policy language, but generally UM/UIM follows the driver. Vehicle UM/UIM would be primary and garage policy would be secondary.
     
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  28. Bo Pelinis

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    Did that attorney forget he wasn’t on an anonymous unfriendly CFB centric message board in the late 2000s?
     
  29. 941Gator

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    No, but I know the attorney he (the prosecutor) sent it to. Apparently he called him bro in the elevator and then wrote dude in an email (prosecutor is 29).
     
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  30. wes tegg

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    interesting, but your boy Chris Hook is a tough act to follow. Might better have sat on this one until we got over the long dick of the law fucking Allstate.
     
  31. (Z)

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    That’s what I assumed; just haven’t had a garage policy with UM before with the owner having no personal insurance.
     
  32. Brandon Chicken

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    I just read the rest of the filings. Maybe the most shocking thing is that Allstate pays $490/hour to defense counsel.
     
  33. wes tegg

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    It's bad faith/extracontractual counsel. But, still, agreed.
     
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  34. Bo Pelinis

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    Hey Klee you Cumstain the demand is now 302 million. Pay up fuckface.
     
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  35. BUstang

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    I am confident that exhibit was well received by the federal judge. What a moron.
     
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  36. Bo Pelinis

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    Dude has been practicing for 11 years. Drunk or just trying to light his life on fire?
     
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  37. Nug

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  38. Bo Pelinis

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  39. Gallant Knight

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    We have 70+ cases against Allstate

    I feel his pain
     
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  40. Gotch Yarbrough

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  41. pez

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  42. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    I hope that douchebag loses his license. I’ve dealt with people who operate similarly to that (albeit not in writing, unfortunately). There’s no room for that kind of behavior in this profession and people who behave like that don’t need to make life miserable for the rest of us, regardless of what side of the bar they represent.
     
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  43. bwi2

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    I’m sorry, I thought we were supposed to be zealous advocates for our clients.
     
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  44. colonel_forbin

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    His response to the court is absurd too. It was just a "negotiating tactic" and he recognizes that, "perhaps," his language crossed the line.
     
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  45. Tilly

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    My thoughts too. It's felating the copy PERSON! He's canceled in my book.
     
  46. bro

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  47. bro

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    I need a 60 minutes expose on this guy
     
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  48. dome foam

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    If this guy doesn’t check himself into rehab ASAP, he’s missed out on his only possible defense.
     
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  49. Gallant Knight

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    I don’t think he should lose his license over this

    maybe a probated suspension