HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Clown Baby

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    We have to have Lindor to balance out all of those righties
     
  2. Clown Baby

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    Trading for Lindor and signing Rendon means Freddie can finally hit in his more natural slot at 5
     
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  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    Water/Pache/Ron

    DH: Big River
     
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  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Would make him hitting .174 in the playoffs much less painful
     
  5. jrmy

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    Let's just trade for Mookie, Contreras, and Lindor AND sign Rendon and be legends

    CF Ron
    LF Mookie
    1B Freddie
    3B Rendon
    RF Markakis
    SS Lindor
    C Contreras
    2B Ozzie
     
  6. jrmy

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    That was the most perfect troll post of all time.
     
  7. Clown Baby

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    This is the lineup that’s gonna get us to the NLCS (to lose in 5 games)
     
  8. Deuce

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    Can we sign Gerrit Cole too?
     
  9. jrmy

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    Don't be ridiculous
     
  10. FightingCock

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    What would it take for Whit Merrifield? I would want to include Ender, and possibly goat. What prospects in addition?
     
  11. Clown Baby

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    No idea but I would love to have him as our super utility guy instead of Johan
     
  12. Clown Baby

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    A versatile veteran you say? Why we just cut one of those
     
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  13. w2b

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    :gbh:
     
  14. jrmy

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    That sounds like our MO
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    We gave Greg Maddux a record $28 mil
     
  16. Paddy Murphy

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    do you really think we can get the AL hits leader for the price of a utility player? Whit Merrifield would play left field every night for us.
     
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  17. Clown Baby

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    I do not think it’s possible but I also think we’ve got the ability to give them the best prospect haul
     
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  18. FightingCock

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    With the Royals, Goat and Ender would be filling holes on their MLB squad, but the value in the deal would be what prospects we could stock them with. There are several Pitchers I would part with to put Whit in Left
     
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  19. Clown Baby

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    Kyle Wright is already on a bus to KC!
     
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  20. SC

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    Truist is the dumbest fucking name.
     
  21. Clown Baby

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    I disagree and not because I’m the guy who came up with the name
     
  22. Gin Buckets

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    Meanwhile, in the land of the delusional, TPS is talking about trading for Matt Chapman.

    Over the last 2 seasons he has: a WAR of 14.9, 2 gold gloves, and only $1.2MM extra bucks in salary.... He has to be as untouchable as they come.

    Don't get me wrong..,. I still love their podcast though.
     
  23. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    The guy once traded Donaldson
     
  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    So when the Dodgers sign Rendon and Rangers take Josh... Where do we go?
     
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  25. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Didi/Castellanos/Puig/Ozuna
     
  26. Tobias

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    player-coach chipper jones
     
  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ozuna sucks. The rest aren't "middle of the order" bat's.

    I'd love Nick to sign and we could tell our nick to fuck off
     
  28. Drown ‘Em

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    If that happens I know where AA can go...
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    To hell?
     
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  30. Drown ‘Em

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  31. Clown Baby

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    Guys, I already told you that we’re trading for Dozier, Merrifield and Soler. We’re giving them Kyle Wright, Johan, Ender and Acuna.
     
  32. FightingCock

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    What
     
  33. Degausser

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    Guys, I already told you that we’re trading for Dozier, Merrifield and Soler. We’re giving them Kyle Wright, Johan, Ender and Acuna.
     
  34. jrmy

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    Mike Trout for Luiz Gohara, Aaron Blair, and Jace Peterson
     
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  35. ashy larry

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    DOB trying to tell us something? what does it all mean?

     
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  36. FightingCock

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    Lindor here we come
     
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  37. Degausser

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    Gausman got 1/$9m from the Giants
     
  38. Clown Baby

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  39. Louis Holth

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    This is the truist thing ever posted
     
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  40. jrmy

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    I know he’s coming off a bad year with injuries but it really seems like he could’ve gotten that deal at any time had he just waited for some big pieces to move
     
  41. FightingCock

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    The Harper commitment strikes again
     
  42. Louis Holth

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    BIG SIGNING NEWS!!!1!!!
     
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  43. Louis Holth

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  44. Snakes

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    That Ortega grand slam was one of the best moments of the season. Good for him.
     
  45. ashy larry

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    people are saying the opening day outfield in Gwinnett is about to be better than the outfield playing in Truist@TheBattery
     
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