Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. prerecordedlive

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    That solidified today as a complete parody from the other side of the aisle. What in the actual fuck.
     
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  2. AIOLICOCK

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    Let them. It's literally impossible for Republicans to win on healthcare, and the worse they make it the closer we get to single payer.
     
  3. PeterGriffin

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    Sorry, did I just hear boos from the R's?
     
  4. BudKilmer

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  5. Can I Spliff it

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  6. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    If only there were some signs
     
  7. bro

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  8. BudKilmer

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    WELL OILED MACHINE!!!!11
     
  9. GrizzliesDrew

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    God, he’s awesome

     
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  10. kezarmyaj

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    PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
     
  11. PeterGriffin

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    The multiple moments of silence are hilarious.
     
  12. Cousin Eddie

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    when is the vote
     
  13. cutig

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    Around 7est
     
  14. PeterGriffin

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    Altogether, the two sides have about 1 hour 10min left of "debate." They'll likely recess shortly and then vote. I imagine it will go along party lines minus two dems saying nay, one indpendent saying aye.
     
  15. Andy Reocho

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    Impressive display from the gentleman from Missouri
     
  16. PeterGriffin

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    WE'RE A REPUBLIC NOT A DEMOCRACY
    -galaxy brain
     
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  17. PeterGriffin

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    Lol Schiff, down on time, keeps passing back to R's and it has them flustered.
     
  18. steamengine

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    We’re really getting into the chud B Team now.
     
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  19. GrizzliesDrew

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    Pete Olson sounds hilarious
     
  20. HoosDaMan

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    Who voted for some of these clowns? lol
     
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  21. PeterGriffin

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    Imagine being like 70 years old and your voice still cracks like a middle schooler.
     
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  22. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  23. PeterGriffin

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    Liberal elitist ageña.
     
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  24. Can I Spliff it

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    trump's ego is gonna get a lot of boomers sick/killed lmao
     
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  25. HoosDaMan

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    Fingers crossed
     
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  26. steamengine

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    Mark Meadows time, baby!
     
  27. Can I Spliff it

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  28. Andy Reocho

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    Today really set into me how dumb and out of touch the entire Republican Party is. Just hearing them all repeat the same horse shit is incredible.
     
  29. PeterGriffin

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    It's time to draft laws, amendments, whatever we need to make members of Congress swear in before talking. The lies are free range, 100% organic, cruelty-free chickenshit.
     
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  30. steamengine

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  31. bro

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  32. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    "But hey, we grew algae for gas once so we're good right?"
     
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  33. PeterGriffin

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    Oh no, Nunes time.
     
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  34. steamengine

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    No one wants to see trump nude but you, devin.
     
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  35. BudKilmer

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  36. Struggler

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    Schiff,
    I yield one minute to Devin Nunes’ cow.
     
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  37. GrizzliesDrew

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  38. Lyrtch

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    reminder kissinger should have been executed 40 years ago for war crimes

    the foreign policy establishment should be destroyed
     
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  39. chuckmasterflex

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    Listening to Republican congressmen speak makes me more likely to be mean to republicans in real life.
     
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  40. steamengine

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    God damn the Georgia accent is wild.
     
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  41. PeterGriffin

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    "Flippin goat rodeo." Turd Ferguson over here from GA directly addressed the Democratic side as swamp things.
     
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  42. PeterGriffin

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    I would suggest the type treatments flip. No One as empty letters, is above the Law dark, bold, foundational.
     
  43. BudKilmer

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    :awshucks:
     
  44. Can I Spliff it

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    lol the president will never pay a cent for this entire thing, will he?
     
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  45. Festus McBadass

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    Watching these republicans support this fucker to the death is fucking infuriating
     
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  46. Lyrtch

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    the hold your nose and ignore the white supremacists isn't very feasible now but going forward that's all that will be left

    this has been happening to all young republican groups, the briefcase toting reaganites getting replaced by explicit nazi boys
     
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  47. Can I Spliff it

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  48. Bruce Wayne

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    What'd he do?

    I mean, I already know, I just want to make sure everyone knows
     
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