Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    That is true

    I can also dodge a wrench
     
  2. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    just to clarify, I never learned python, but it certainly wasn’t easy
     
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  3. Struggler

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    Reading is not required to coal mine. 99% is remembering to pull the spark plug wire before removing stuck rock from the teeth.
     
  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Bet you can't throw coal easily
     
  5. IV

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    ehhh I can throw a drive sleeve for a density test I can probably throw coal
     
  6. dblplay1212

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    Stole these off an ig story of someone on tmb
     
  7. shaolin5

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  8. Fran Tarkenton

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    I thought he renounced his Citizenship
     
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  9. Where Eagles Dare

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  10. chuckmasterflex

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  11. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  12. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    i'm sure this has been posted already
     
  13. beerme

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    That’s absurd...
     
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  14. BudKilmer

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    Can he pay in brain pills or tactical gear?

     
  15. Can I Spliff it

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    Deep state has infiltrated trump campaign smh
     
  16. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    responses to the original tweet :donotwant:
     
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  17. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  18. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Internet is serious business.
     
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  19. chuckmasterflex

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  20. BellottiBold

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    Jfc the replies to that msg
     
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  21. The Banks

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    Youd be surprised what some random trades are good at mathematically/computationally, I worked with some railroaders one time and those dumbasses knew their complex geometry like the back of their hand. Ask those guys what the square root of 169 is though and theyll answer: nice
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    Is coal mining a trade? Seems more like awful manual labor that's just filling Buckets or working a backhoe under ground :idk:
     
  23. The Banks

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    I assume theres either a coal mining union or an operators union that they are a part of. We have a coal mine up here, we are famous for opening the last two (and only planned) coal mines in the country.
     
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  24. ohbluefan

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    I worked with an older coal miner that moved to Ohio. He made it sound like a shit load of manual labor. Said that you’d have to spend 12 hours on your side, eating, pissing...

    Told me his last day, the day he quit, they had a mine cave in and they were forced to work OT to dig their buddy out who had been killed when it collapsed.

    Edit: that’s been close to 30 years ago that he worked in the mines though, technology may have improved some of the manual labor.
     
  25. ~ taylor ~

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    Somebody needs to shoot Erik Prince in the face.
     
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  26. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    only posting because of story title




    A British barrister was famous for battling Brexit. Then he beat a fox to death, while wearing a kimono.”
     
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  27. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    You have a fair point, but it’s also a big mental step from being a human calculator to creating a calculator
     
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  28. Mister Me Too

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    May not belong here, but until there’s a guillotine the rich thread this is the best place for this:

     
  29. Doc Louis

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    Yeah they have LED lamps on their mining helmets so they can stay underground longer.
     
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  30. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Shits popping off in Baghdad



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  31. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    WMT made $14.5 billion in buybacks/dividend payments during the same FY
     
  32. Doc Louis

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    The downside of those unexpected corporate tax cuts Trump handed out. All those poor little fortune 500 companies didn't know what to do.
     
  33. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    The tax cuts saved them over 300 million in FY 18 alone.
     
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  34. Mix

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    Original tweet deleted so they are already backtracking on it.
     
  35. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    If you read the comments that person did this to mock people who think this type of thing would actually work.
     
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  36. BudKilmer

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  37. BudKilmer

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    Just a trash coward

     
  38. Truman

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    What happened w Ice T and QAnon?
     
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  39. Crepeswithasmile

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    he posted some meme with a quote that Q people apparently post a lot, but he didn't have a clue it was associated with Q. His mentions turned into an absolute shit show for a few hours afterwards.
     
  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    He posted something but didn't realize it was Q. He said he liked the quote, but Twitter sucks and everyone is going crazy.
     
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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    Rise up people of Iraq and throw off your oppressors.

    No, not like that.
     
  42. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Oh cool now all we need is for a couple Americans to die and we got ourseives an ol' fashioned Republican BeNGhAzI!
     
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  43. ohbluefan

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    This will be “different”....somehow this will also be Hillary’s fault
     
  44. chuckmasterflex

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  45. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    what an awful person
     
  46. El Tiburon

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    Just want to make sure I follow Lindsey’s logic here. Iranian backed militia kills an American contractor. America responds with a missile strike against that militia. The Iranian militia then coordinates an attack on the American embassy in Baghdad. Trump responds by making an empty threat/boast on Twitter and begs Iraq to help, but doesn’t actually mobilize any American troops to rescue American citizens. Lindsay Graham then not only believes all of this is strong and courageous, but reiterated that America isn’t going to do anything and instead wants Iraq to step up and do America’s work for it.

    And this is supposed to be what toughness is all about?
     
  47. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    There was a big flaming Q as the background for the meme he posted. He obviously didn’t know what it meant, but posting it could result in no other outcome.
     
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  48. Crepeswithasmile

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    lol, i didn't even notice that. i didn't click on the pic though, just scrolled by it on mobile.