Shea Patterson transfers to Michigan

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  1. Red Rover

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    Or he was just never good :idk:
     
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  2. Voodoo

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    Which one is he?
     
  3. Pelican

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    Left
     
  4. pez

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    My left or yours?
     
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  5. Corch

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    Be glad none of these happened
     
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  6. Shawn Hunter

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    Our current starting QB, who is our normal backup, is so banged up he can barely complete a pass. Apparently there is zero better QB options on the roster until he gets healthy, so it’s likely our best WR will be the QB
     
  7. dblplay1212

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    No.

    Nailed it.

    :pffft:

    :ahh:
     
  8. Vinegar Strokes

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  9. The Hit King

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  10. wes tegg

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    He should’ve stayed.
     
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  11. Pelican

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  12. Champ

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    Thank God he’s gone.
     
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  13. dathalfnukkahd

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    Boy were we wrong about that fucker
     
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    I have him as the front runner for the Heisman next season
     
  15. Vinegar Strokes

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    I heard he’s going to apply for redshirt and come back.
     
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  16. hood b. goode

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  17. JohnLocke

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    I completely forgot Shea was rated the number 4 player in the country coming out of high school. Yikes
     
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  18. buckwild

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  19. wes tegg

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    Small hands, too.
     
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  20. dukebuckeye

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    Small penis as well
     
  21. beist

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    Stop he’s already dead
     
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  22. Celemo

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    Soooo....JT Barrett, got it
     
  23. pez

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    smells like cabbage
     
  24. HotMic

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  25. FarEastJets

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    A. Obvious pass interference not called.

    Or...

    B. Receiver ran the wrong route.
     
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  26. HotMic

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    C. The guy who placed the cones went to Ohio State.
     
  27. Jack Parkman

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    D. Bad snap through off his rhythm
     
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  28. buckwild

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    Did not get drafted.
     
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  29. pez

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    a very surprising development based on his performance this year
     
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  30. jokewood

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    Those business decisions he repeatedly made on option runs paid off for both him and us.
     
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  31. Jack Parkman

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  32. jokewood

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    Who wouldn't want this?

    [​IMG]
     
  33. Celemo

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    said it in the draft thread

    Can't throw receivers open
    Over/underthrows open receivers
    Refused to run in the RPO when the correct read was to take off
    and he was a turnover machine the first 3rd of the season
     
  34. hood b. goode

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    "the receiver needs to come 30 yards back and help him out there" - espn analysts
     
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  35. wes tegg

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    He had the same problem with us. Granted, he was a Freshman.
     
  36. dblplay1212

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  37. Corch

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    Why would any quarterback trust their career with Jim Harbaugh at this point? He's totally gone away from the system that protects the QB with a great running game and play action. He's a fish out of water.
     
  38. buckwild

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    Jake Rudock tho bruh
     
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  39. nofatchildren - cissp

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    He was actually pretty good at making the correct read and running in 2018. Then something changed in 2019. Even when it was obvious to everyone that the read should have been keep, he'd just keep on giving the ball to the RB for minimal gains. I can't imagine it's something the coaches were having him do on purpose, but it was extremely noticeable that something fucky was going on.

    I remember him randomly finally keeping one late in the season, and breaking a huge chunk play, and being all:

    [​IMG]
     
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  40. dblplay1212

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    UM fans didn't like this post in 2018 but it was the correct one.

     
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  41. Corch

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    That's what I mean. He got that idiot drafted with his old offense and now he can't even get a former five star a udfa contract
     
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  42. Joe Louis

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    you don't tag us like you used to :tebow:
     
  43. dblplay1212

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    At some point I started to feel sorry for you and I'm not one to kick someone when they are down. Most of you have come to your senses and don't spout off "I'd take Harbaugh over Saban and Urban!" stuff anymore.
     
  44. Joe Louis

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    but ... i'd take Harbaugh over Saban and Urban :idk:

    and who says we're down? we just had 10 players drafted :yousoright:
     
  45. fucktx

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    always thought garrett gilbert would be the biggest bust of the last decade but he went on to be somewhat successful

    shea took the the title there
     
  46. nofatchildren - cissp

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    The guy who said that got ran off the board for being a racist idiot, and isn't around to have 10 page galaxy brain arguments with you anymore. Facts.
     
  47. dblplay1212

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    1. Ok you're still one of the dumb ones.
    2. Congrats on 9-4.
     
  48. dblplay1212

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    You went on a multi-page rant on why I was wrong for saying Harbaugh would ruin Patterson and that UM's offense was dookie. :laugh:

    It'd be easier for you to just admit I was right about Harbaugh.
     
  49. Joe Louis

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    :doge:
     
  50. dblplay1212

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    Sorry you had to find out that way.