Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. HoosDaMan

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    Parnas is going to slip and fall out of a window one day.
     
  2. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    what the fuck was robert mueller doing
     
  3. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Landing the plane.
     
  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Donnie big brain is on the good drugs tonight.

     
  5. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Also, it’s most definitely a cult.
     
  6. BudKilmer

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    he’s on the booger sugar tonight
     
  7. HoosDaMan

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    Thank you, Mr. President
     
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  8. chuckmasterflex

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    That it never occurred to me that they’d track a US ambassador to do whatever is a failure of imagination on my part.
     
  9. prerecordedlive

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    What in the fuck is happening on the Bloomberg account?



     
  10. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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  11. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    do you silly bitches even Twitter moment or not


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  12. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    seems legit
     
  13. GrizzliesDrew

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    Parnas is not long for this world
     
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  14. Doc Louis

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    Bernie bringing the humor tonight.
     
  15. joe-

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    Klobuchar just tried to name drop the governor of Kansas and talked about how proud she is to know her and had to look down to read her name
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

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    good point hipster




















    Joe
     
  17. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Yes they actually are
     
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  18. ned's head

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    Looks like campaign staffer boom mfer took control of the twitter account tonight

     
  19. BudKilmer

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    Rudy might fall out of a window soon


     
  20. bro

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    Thanks spliff
     
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  21. prerecordedlive

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    Pete looks like a moderate republican lined up even next to Liz. It’s absolutely absurd to mention to Klobuchar and Pete that we’re the only country in the world with this problem and the moderator even states that many countries have similar systems to what Liz and Bernie are proposing and they just fall back on “some people like their plans tho”.
    No, they do not. The ACA was a great step in the right direction in the last decade. When you weigh “fixing” or “improving” that or transitioning to a Medicare for All plan, it’s just so fucking obvious that there’s only one way to fix this.
     
  22. BellottiBold

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    I mean in fairness, they *do* like their plans, but it's because they are fucking myopic and stupid.
     
  23. BellottiBold

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    Always a sign that your PR is working really well when you have to explain whether or not you've been hacked.
     
  24. Prospector

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    They believe they are above the law. Nothing in their lives have every suggested otherwise
    They have never been held accountable for anything
     
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  25. Doug

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    I have never met anyone who likes their health ins plan.
     
  26. prerecordedlive

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    The problem is that people treat it like a checklist item. Hey, I’ve got health insurance. Having it means I like it.

    Ok so what if something horrific happens to you? Have you thought about how you’ll cover the deductible? Can you even cover it? Oh, you had a prescription drug or a necessary surgical claim denied?

    That is a fundamental issue with health insurance. If you’re running into barriers for the healthcare you need, the system has failed. I don’t give two fucks about keeping my, admittedly okay, health insurance when I know how doable it is to just wholesale fix the entire system and run the cost through federal taxes of the richest people that won’t feel the hit.
     
  27. chuckmasterflex

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  28. BellottiBold

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  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    Nancy needs to pull back the articles and we need to do some more research
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

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    that or people are dumb.
     
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  31. BellottiBold

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    I HATE HOW CORRECT THIS IS
     
  32. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  33. joe-

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    Klobuchar just comes across as incredibly unlikable
     
  34. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  35. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
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    That’s Mimsey

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  36. Josey Wales

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    Just use the other 10 things Pompeo has done, that we already know more about, to demand his resignation.
     
  37. BudKilmer

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  38. Doc Louis

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    But if he does who will help get kids in the Ukraine adopted?
     
  39. BudKilmer

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    I’m starting to think GOP leadership isn’t on the up and up




    And ffs McCarthy is a stupid looking mouth breather.
     
  40. Doc Louis

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    Orrrrr just repeal tax cuts going back to the Raegan era tax cuts that only benefited the wealthy and maybe actually eliminate corporate tax loopholes so companies like Amazon actually paid taxes.
     
  41. BudKilmer

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    Straight up hinting at a hit on a US Ambassador

     
  42. GrizzliesDrew

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    It’s literally the dumbest argument in the world that drives me FUCKING INSANE when it’s debated like it’s valid.

    “I like my plan. I have a low deductible, with a health savings account and everything.”

    “My plan pays for everything, so you won’t even have a deductible.”

    “But, I like my plan.”
     
  43. DelapThrows

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    these are totally normal things.
     
  44. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    how abnormal is something like that in Russian politics?
     
  45. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    So it’s just Putin now?
     
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  46. Doc Louis

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    "Moscow, Russia (CNN)The entire Russian government is resigning, Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev announced on Russian state television Wednesday.

    Russian President Vladimir Putin thanked members of the government for their work but added that "not everything worked out." Putin added that in the near future he will meet with each member of the cabinet.
    The announcement came after Putin proposed constitutional amendments that would weaken his successor and shift power to the prime minister and parliament."

    Scariest exit interview ever incoming for those guys.