Official Canon Star Wars Thread: UNLIMITED POWER!

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  1. Aussie

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    That guy is a good actor but the way they wrote him he didn't have much to work with. He's basically a caricature of a villain.
     
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  2. zeberdee

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    should have had Kylo cut off her foot.
     
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  3. Wu

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    Hux was a cartoon character
     
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    I kinda loved the Hux character. At least he was going for it.
     
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  5. zeberdee

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    Agent Kallus had a better story arc.
     
  6. Wu

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    One thing to notice in TLJ: whenever Hux is talking, observe the older FO officer who’s usually making some sort of mocking gesture (rolling eyes, etc.)
     
  7. zeberdee

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    I think the thing that bothers me the most about the sequel trilogy getting roasted by everyone is how much more Ridley and Driver deserved for their performances. they were both so good. I hope they're at least remembered similarly to how McGregor is for the prequels.
     
  8. CF3234

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    I know I have made reference to this before, but what annoys me the most is that I have far more emotionally invested into cartoon characters like 5's and The crew members of the ghost than pretty much anyone in the most recent trilogy. When you have a budget of 100s of millions of dollars, you shouldn't be getting outdone by a damn cartoon.
     
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  9. CF3234

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    Ridley for sure. Driver will struggle just because his character spent so long being an emo bitch. He will suffer from Natalie Portman syndrome. A fantastic actor who couldn't save bad writing for most of the trilogy.
     
  10. Nostradumass

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    disagree. He could have been a wannabe Tarkin with an unhinged totalitarian desire. He's a weasly little shit with a nuclear arsenal. Not every villain, not even ever major one, has to be physically imposing or personally intimidating. The "little shit heel" character hasn't really been done in Star Wars but the set-up for it was there.
     
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  11. Wu

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    I’d have maybe agreed after TFA but TLJ turned him into a punchline
     
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  12. Nostradumass

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    Well he really didn't have a character at all in TFA. His two most memorable scenes are his big Hitler speech and the few shots of petty jealousy between he and Kylo. TLJ took that and showed us that the First Order don't respect the guy, think he's a pompous little shit, and only follow him because he's their boss and they're not Klingons.

    So you take that little shitstain joke of a character, give him power over a huge army and watch his insecure, pushed around, unhinged, psychotic ass go crazy.
     
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  13. DelapThrows

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    :awesomeface:
     
  14. jrmy

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    That's the point though. Even if you throw out legends they're still building on previous movies rather than building their own universe.

    Marvel threw out the comics and have their own cinematic continuity but there is no predecessor Iron Man/Captain America movie with it's own rabid fan base they're trying to satisfy. They built all of that themselves.
     
  15. zeberdee

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    I say this only half joking - with all the words you've written about what could have happened in RoS, you could have just written your own version of the screenplay.

    we'd all read it.
     
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  16. CF3234

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    did they throw out the comics though? Seems they took storylines from the comics and made them their own. Ex. There is absolutely an infinity war series or whatever that while isn't a perfect match, it's still a relatively similar storyline.
     
  17. jrmy

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    I mean they used some of them as source material but it's a totally separate continuity.

    That's why Iron Man 3 can flawlessly execute a fake Mandarin storyline and everyone widely applauds how well done and good it is.
     
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  18. Nostradumass

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    Kathleen Kennedy wouldn't return my calls.

    Or answer the door.

    Or at least bring me a towel.
     
  19. Professor Moriarty

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    People hated this from IM3.....hated it. Unless you’re being sarcastic, then carry on b
     
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  20. Wu

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    this isn’t all that dissimilar from where kylo was at the end of TLJ
     
  21. Aussie

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    Agreed, even Marvel basically pretends like that film never happened.
     
  22. Wu

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  23. LuPoor

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    Those are the same people who hate TLJ for not having Luke be ass kicker supreme. Just giant neckbeards who will only accept their preferred property one way.
     
  24. Aussie

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    Iron Man 3 was just plain bad. And I've never read an Iron Man comic in my life. Just a dumb ass story.
     
  25. Wu

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    It’s hilarious that Shane Black did a marvel movie

    RDJ calling up his buddy to do a 3rd movie with the most popular character in your universe that doesn’t give a shit about continuity or adhering to the comics

    some inventive action sequences though
     
  26. LuPoor

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    Had you seen other marvel cinematic universe films before you saw Iron Man 3? Because the original point still works
     
  27. Nostradumass

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    True except there was no one around to redeem Hux and he certainly wasn't being tempted to be redeemed. Dude was basically a Hitler Youth who grew up to become Hitler.
     
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  28. Wu

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    That tends to happen when you’re born without a soul
     
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  29. Aussie

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    Yes but at the time I wasn't a fan. Pretty much all of the Marvel films at that point had been mediocre outside of maybe the first IM but even then I didn't love it.

    Hell, I didn't even know who the Mandarin was really. Just thought the movie was bad.
     
  30. jrmy

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    Just as I said there is clear consensus that IM3 rocks
     
  31. PeterGriffin

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    Clone Wars correct order rewatch has begun. 121 episodes and one theatrical release and counting.
     
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  32. Wu

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    you’re not prepared for the biggest plot twist in all of SW history
     
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  33. PeterGriffin

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    Rewatch, my bud. I've seen all of them, although it has been like 7 years, so I probably can't remember what plot twist you're talking about.
     
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  34. Wu

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    ahhh rewatch right

    I was gonna say, Anakin actually being relatable and likable
     
  35. PeterGriffin

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    Yeah, this entire series is a delight. The injections of humor are the best in canon.
     
  36. Wu

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    Obi Wan’s dad jokes >
     
  37. PeterGriffin

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    Only to be matched by his extreme horniness.
     
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  38. Nostradumass

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    Saw a Youtuber say that the Prequels would have been much better, or at least better-received (which is far from the same thing) if Episode I had been, essentially, Episode II, and Episode II had been a movie about the Clone Wars and how it deteriorated the Jedi's moral center, drove Anakin to disenchantment, and helped Palpatine manipulate the situation to greater power, setting the stage for Episode III when he goes for the double checkmate.

    It was not the worst argument in the world.
     
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    After years of pestering him to watch it, my brother is finally watching clone wars. At least once a week I get a text from him about Obi-Wan being a horn dog.
     
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  41. Wu

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    This news comes after I just saw jojo rabbit this past weekend

    make of that what you will
     
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    wonderful news.
     
  43. Nostradumass

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    Give that man whatever he wants. He's a one in a million talent.
     
  44. PeterGriffin

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    I appreciate the HollywoodReporter link more than the first. How can you turn a two or three sentence blurb that cuts right to the point into like 800 words of nonsense repeating the same shit over and over. The state of blogging is deplorable.
     
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  45. Wu

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    I only transmit the real hard news
     
  46. TheGrifter

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  47. LuPoor

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    That's from the Mr Plinkett review isn't it
     
  48. Hoss Bonaventure

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