Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. Daddy Rabbit

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    :laugh:

    Not even close if he did the 85 on scholarship

     
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  4. jrmy

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    That’s not how math works Darren
     
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  5. Boo MFer!

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    Boooooo! This content stinks, Darren.

     
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    Lol yikes
     
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    :laugh:
     
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  9. devine

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    Holy shit
     
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    This is so fucking bad
     
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  11. EdmondDantes

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    Northwestern should drop at least 50 spots in the university prestige rankings because of him. I simply cant take them seriously if Rovell is what they're putting out.
     
  12. Shawn Hunter

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  13. dahldennsull

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    I think we have a new low for Rovell

     
  15. Clown Baby

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    What a creep
     
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    That's shaped like a swan. No, that's a chicken. Damn Gamecocks getting off on Clemson's loss
     
  18. spagett

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    Darren is a disheveled bum stumbling his way into obscurity
     
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  20. Clown Baby

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    For someone who adores capitalism, Darren sure is a grouchy bitch whenever it affects him
     
  21. Reebok

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    Darren’s long lost cousin?

     
  22. devine

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    Darren is back on his mattress Mack obsession



     
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  24. The B1G Kucktis

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    More like Homeless Mack
     
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  26. Boo MFer!

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    Why does he have to fly everywhere to make these bets?
     
  28. Arrec Bardwin

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    You have a local place that can take a half million dollar bet?
     
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    No betting in texas
     
  30. RalfBully

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    just seems he should have credit at these places
     
  31. Arrec Bardwin

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    It’s different state to state, but it’s likely illegal for him to place the bet from Texas no matter who takes the bet.
     
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  32. Arrec Bardwin

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    He’s also a fucking mattress salesman trying to attract attention to himself/his business
     
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  33. zachary

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    he is no average joe. his mattress shop has restaurants and a zoo. it’s like a theme park. guy is worth almost $100 million
     
  34. Prospector

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    Won't be if he keeps making stupid fucking bets
     
  35. RalfBully

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    not to go all Rowell, but did he make money or inherit it elsewhere? cannot imagine being worth $100m just by selling mattresses
     
  36. The Hebrew Husker

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    I think a lot of them are still pretty "strict" about having to be a resident of that state, to not bet in person.
     
  37. Paddy Murphy

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    I think the dude actually started from nothing.
     
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  38. zachary

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    pretty sure he did this all on his own. he is a legend in the houston area and people love him.

    it is more than just mattresses he sells in his store fwiw
     
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  39. zachary

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    He doesn’t have much longer to live so he is living his best life
     
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  40. devine

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    This was dark
     
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    the sad truth :(
     
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    Mattress Mack is his nickname because that’s what got him started in the retail industry. He owns Gallery Furniture (remember the bowl back in the day) which has 3 locations in Houston. It’s the furniture store in the Houston/South Texas area. He also was one of the first furniture/mattress stores in the country to offer same day or next day delivery.
     
  43. Boo MFer!

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    Tremendous content here, Darr.

     
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  45. Boo MFer!

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    Wow. Those Pantone codes are really interesting, Darren.
     
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  48. spagett

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    People don't give Mandel enough shit. He is a cunty little douche.
     
  49. Boo MFer!

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    Thanks, Shawn.
     
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    His stores gross $200 mil a year and he makes more per square foot of retail space than any other furniture retailer in the nation
     
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