Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. GrizzliesDrew

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    It was denied by both parties
     
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  2. Daniel Ocean

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    so yeah confirmed.
     
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  3. Jimmy the Saint

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    What sane person would confirm they’re fucking Tucker Carlson?
     
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    Whoever wants to get in on that frozen dinner fortune.
     
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  6. blotter

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    the Jared Leto age comparsion tweet is my reference point here so I'm not going off much, but it doesnt make sense for him to be that much older than Ivanka.. unless leto is like 65 or he looked 50 at 15
     
  7. joe-

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    he’s almost 50. Ivanka is 38
     
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  8. London Humphreys

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    Is that for sure Ivanka?
     
  9. blotter

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    Looking up their ages it's hard to believe that person is less than ten years older than Ivanka, but someone should study his genes if it is in fact him & her
     
  10. joe-

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    many people are saying this is a weird thread tangent
     
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  11. blotter

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    That'll happen in 300,000+ posts
     
  12. Daniel Ocean

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    Leto is 48 she is 38. That’s only 10 years. There is no way the guy in that pic is only 10 years older than Ivanka.
     
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  13. joe-

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    he was born in 72 so maybe you are wrong but also does it matter
     
  14. blotter

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    Poor guy is unraveling a web of lies and crime from Republican scum and in a year he will best be know as the guy who is somehow still younger than jared leto
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

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    leto was born in 71 we will be 49 this year in December. This guy is younger than Leto so he is no more than 48. It matters only in so much that it (the tweet/picture) is probably a lie and we should be better.
     
  16. shawnoc

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    That’s also a birthday party for his kid (who invited Ivanka to his party?) and there’s no way that he’s only 10 years older than his own kid.
     
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  17. lazy bum

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    I don’t know who that is in the picture, but the caption says the party is for Lev’s kid so that may not be Ivanka.
     
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  18. joe-

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    who said ivanka is in that picture anyway
     
  19. Daniel Ocean

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    this is true and probably the case. Ivanka probably doesn’t have anything to do with this but what is weird now that I think about Trump doesn’t look 25 years older than Lev in that picture.
     
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  20. shawnoc

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    And I’m assuming the opposite. The caption is wrong and that is Ivanka. And therefore the dude is not Parnas (and also has a yarmulke on).
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    looking at the picture it’s either doctored or it’s not Parnas. Those two aren’t 25 years apart in that picture.
     
  22. GrizzliesDrew

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    I have no idea what to believe from that pic? I've seen it posted as Eric's birthday, Ivanka's birthday, and now Lev's kid's birthday.
     
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  23. joe-

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    do they look 25 years apart now?
     
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  25. blotter

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    Feels like we're on the cusp a breakthrough and people catching up on the thread are going to love this tangent

    Anyway I'm assuming its Ivanka given the close proximity of trump's genetials
     
  26. Daniel Ocean

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    it’s clearly a boy’s birthday party and cake



    fair enough.
     
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  27. blotter

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    Kid on the left is Stephen Moore

    Change my mind
     
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  28. VaxRule

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    Wow. Just because it has a football on it? I thought we were better than those types of generalizations in this thread.
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    we are they aren’t
     
  30. Bruce Wayne

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    Nice bowl cut Eric you nerd
     
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    wtf are we even doing right now
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    discussing something related to trump in the trump thread?
     
  33. Josey Wales

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    Trump is new money, who acquired wealth by being a sack of shit, yet his kids act like it goes back generations.

    I guess I wouldn’t expect any self awareness
     
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    Yes. 30 Seconds to Mars fanclubs everywhere strive for factual accuracy. Not like those shitty Hinder fanclubs.
     
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  35. bertwing

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    Yeah we should spend the next 8 pages arguing with riner and talking head about their dumbassery that’s much better
     
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  36. Lyrtch

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    i haven't done that in literally days how dare you
     
  37. cutig

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    He would never go to jail
     
  38. slogan119

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    The more time that goes by and all these connections to Russians deepen, the more I think back to Paul Ryan telling everyone to shut up about how they pay the Rs.
     
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  41. dome foam

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    Wut?