Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. jrmy

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    I'm sorry the internet nerds said u r dum
     
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  2. DaveGrohl

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    She’s just embarrassed to admit that she slipped when trying to upper deck you.
     
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  3. Clown Baby

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    Big shocker than Matt Walsh’s wife is as big a dumbass as he is
     
  4. Tobias

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    yeah we should just be impressed that she remembers to breathe and not worry about her soda bottle shenanigans
     
  5. Shawn Hunter

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    How long does one have to keep an open two liter before it even goes flat anyways?
     
  6. bigred77

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    Would have only been better if this question came from dump
     
  7. Pharm

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    Pushing the sides isn't gonna help as much as you think. I think the typical carbonation is like 3 or 4 times the voulme of the container. Decreasing the volume by a 3rd isn't gonna do that much.
     
  8. HatterasJack

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    This is why I only drink handcrafted, organic, artisanal soda fresh from the tap.
     
  9. southside

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    These drinking soda posts should be cross posted in the trashy things people do thread.
     
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  10. Imurhuckleberry

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    I would think it would have the exact opposite effect. The bottle is trying to go back towards it's molded shape which would create reduced pressure in the gas. This would cause more co2 to exsolve from the soda into the gas making your soda flatter. Talkaboutyouralltimebackfires.gif
     
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  11. Imurhuckleberry

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    Correct.
     
  12. Imurhuckleberry

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    I would think squeezing it would push it push some of the co2 back into solution. I'm not sure how long you would have to squeeze to have a noticeable change though.
     
  13. 941Gator

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    And the addiction thread
     
  14. ned's head

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    My wife and I are off today and daycare is open. We have had 1 day in the last 6 months to ourselves, and that was spent hanging Christmas decorations.

    This morning she says she wants to keep our 1 year old at home since nothing was going on. I love him more than life, but what the fuck
     
  15. HotMic

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    Taking leftover tacos to work tomorrow, going to keep them fresh.

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. CUgator

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    this is when you say you have to go to the office and go play golf instead.
     
  17. Snakes

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    just out of curiosity what did you have in mind for today?
     
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  18. ned's head

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    Go for a run, play xbox, maybe get wild and hunt for a rare bottle of scotch? Not sure, but I know not to discard 8 hours of no responsibility when it comes
     
  19. Snakes

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    That little move your wife made is right out of my wife's playbook. I feel for you.
     
  20. Jigga

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    Wife was cleaning her car and was complaining the windows were hazy and not coming clean.

    She was using armor all interior cleaner.
     
  21. Snakes

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    my wife will spend hours in the evenings and the weekends organizing closets, but the inside of her car is such a shit show.
     
  22. TimJimothy

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    My wife spends an ungodly amount of time researching which planners to buy. She buys multiple planners per year. Listens/watches youtube reviews, etc on different planners.

    I do not comprehend.
     
  23. Vinegar Strokes

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    Does she even use them?
     
  24. TimJimothy

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    Oh yeah. At least until she gets the next one.
     
  25. Shawn Hunter

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    Imagine living such a pitiful existence that one resorts to reviewing planners on YouTube
     
  26. blotter

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    You're doing it wrong again, Shawn
     
  27. WillySaliba

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    People will watch someone that’s gone grocery shopping on YouTube. There’s literally a niche for everyone.
     
  28. blotter

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    I heard there are messages boards dedicated to following teenage athletes' college choices
     
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  29. ned's head

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    There are no limits to what I will find a review for
     
  30. WillySaliba

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    People monetize it as well. It’s really incredible.
     
  31. 941Gator

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  32. Jigga

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    If El Tiburon doesn’t say to her I thought I saw you but I couldn’t see through the window I’m going to be disappointed
     
  33. El Tiburon

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    If you guys will be at practice Friday, it’s on!
     
  34. BasementCrew22

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    I feel that. We have an 8 month old and as long as she is feeling well, we bring her to daycare on days like that. I think there has been 1 day that happened since she’s been born. I feel that pain.
     
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  35. Imurhuckleberry

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    Should probably call the armor all people and threaten to sue if they don't replace the windshield.
     
  36. jrmy

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    My wife pulled the old “fly to out of town wedding, decide once you get there her dress won’t do so she goes shopping” maneuver this weekend

    Plot twist: she spent 2 hours in 3 stores and decided to wear a dress she found in her mom’s closet instead
     
  37. DriveByBBQ

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    congratulations on the frugal wife.
     
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  38. jrmy

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    A frugal wife would’ve declined to fly out for a wedding for some girl she doesn’t even like
     
  39. TimJimothy

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    And there's an audience for the reviews.

    Sometimes it's not a hell of a time to be alive.
     
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  40. Rabid

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    Consider yourself lucky, my wife’s car and closet are a shit show. Fortunately, we have his and her closets so I don’t have to directly deal with it.
     
  41. tjsblue

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    When our son was in daycare, we’d be paying on days like that if he went or didn’t. He never went. Paid daycare for us to take him. No regerts now ( because he’s older and I don’t get days like that anymore) but at the time I was with you.
     
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  42. Russellin4885

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    Couple years ago I just couldn’t take it anymore and moved all my clothes and everything to the guest bedroom. One of the better marital decisions I’ve made.
     
  43. Rabid

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    The greatest benefit of living together before we bought a house was knowing to look for separate closets.
     
  44. ned's head

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    Our last house only had a shower in the master, so we had separate closets AND bathrooms. Truly an elite situation
     
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  45. CUgator

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    Has happened a few times with me. The pain of spending the money is outweighed by me getting to drink with my college buddies that I rarely see without my wife for a few hours.
     
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  46. lfriend

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    My BFF managed to completely over cook Little Smokies.
     
  47. infected donkey

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    Bless your heart.
     
  48. TimJimothy

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    Damn. Lil Smokies on a Tuesday night. Y'all crazy!
     
  49. lfriend

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    So wild even I had no idea until I came home to a strong smell of burnt BBQ sauce. RIP my lit Sunday plans :tebow:
     
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  50. BubbleHead

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    Little Smokies with BBQ sauce mixed with grape jelly...:lick:
     
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