Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. dome foam

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    BOTH SIDES
     
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  2. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    I know it probably turns some people off and that I mentioned it yesterday, but got damn does sarcastic Schiff make me feel a certain something in my plums.
     
  3. NYGator

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    just get over it
     
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  4. Prospector

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    So many of the Dems fumble, roll w it and enjoy
     
  5. Barves2125

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    Adam Schiff deserves better. All of this will be for naught but he's laying out evidence alongside video of previous testimony and clips of Trump saying dumb shit that all supports the need to call witnesses and have a real trial. If this country had more politicians with integrity, something would come of this.
     
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  6. Duck70

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    Schiff needs to be the next speaker of the house
     
  7. Hoss Bonaventure

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    “That’s why the president had to take away my medicine money. Illegals done used it all up!”
     
  8. bro

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  9. dome foam

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    He is so far into their heads, merely by reciting facts. It's fun to watch their reactions.
     
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  10. Lyrtch

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  11. DUCKMOUTH

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    91955154-6B61-464D-9B8C-8C668AE98EA2.jpeg Which one of you Trumpers is this.
     
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  12. Truman

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    JFK was famous for his t shirt and trucker hat couture
     
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  13. Crepeswithasmile

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    and Ronald Reagan had Alzheimers for fuck's sake
     
  14. Lyrtch

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    that shirt has to be satire
     
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  15. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I despise people like this
     
  16. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Reagan was a racist so they got that part right
     
  17. steamengine

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    I think I’m gonna create a lifestyle brand called southern rebel dixie cotton bourbon gentleman and then make it a 501c3 and give it all to refugee resettlement efforts.

    Fight fire with fire.
     
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  18. DUCKMOUTH

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    Its not.
     
  19. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    I'm sure everyone here will think I'm crazy but I think Mitch fucked this up. This hasn't gone down like he thought it would and I think the complete lack of even attempting to try this will backfire horribly for him.
     
  20. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    they aint voting for shit

    nothing is gonna happen
     
  21. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Making the confederate flag popular among them would be amazing.
     
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  22. Homo Erectus

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    While unlikely the best case scenario is this farce cost them the Senate majority.
     
  23. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    it won’t .
     
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  24. Prospector

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    weird, wonder what the Senator was concerned about?
    Bill would make wearing hoods, masks illegal in Tennessee
    Posted: 3:20 PM, Jan 21, 2020
    Updated: 5:46 PM, Jan 21, 2020

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    NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WTVF) — A proposed bill would make it illegal to conceal your identity in Tennessee, meaning no one can wear a hood, mask or any other item to hide their face while on public property.
    HB 1629/SB 1750 is sponsored by Rep. Bud Hulsey (R-Kingsport) and Sen. Jon Lundberg.

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    The bill says that anyone who intends to conceal their identity by wearing a mask, hood, or device by which a portion of their face is concealed on public property would be a Class A misdemeanor.

    It also included private property, saying it was be an offense to wear the mask or hood on anyone's private property with out getting the owner's permission.

    However, it would not apply during a holiday or for anyone dressing for a sporting activity, trade, occupation, theatrical production, parade or masquerade ball.

    You could also wear a gas mask during the event of an emergency or emergency drills.
     
  25. Mix

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    I don't mean this trial. I think it will cost them in Nov.
     
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  26. Homo Erectus

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    Start a charity & give every illegal immigrant at the border a t-shirt with a Confederate flag that says "Mexico is the real South " or maybe a Mexican flag that says " May the South Rise Again"
     
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  27. Duck70

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    imo surefire GOP Senate losses:
    -McSally
    -Garner
    -Collins
    -Tillis
     
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  28. southlick

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  29. Homo Erectus

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    They will probab gain one or two somewhere and hold a narrow majority.
     
  30. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Doug Jones is done. However if the Dems can drive turnout I think there are a few more seats that could be up for grabs.
     
  31. Mister Me Too

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    maybe:

    Joni Ernst
    The 2 senate seats in Georgia but Kemp is unlikely to let that happen.
     
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  32. duc15

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    our country sucks and there are no repercussions for bad actions
     
  33. PeterGriffin

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  34. Beeds07

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    I agree. The goal was never remove. That was never on the table. The hope was that McConnell do exactly what he did, which was do everything in his power to make this go away. The smart play would be a showy trial where they went through everything and still voted the way they are going to vote, but that would have bothered Dear Leader. Numbers for removal, witnesses and an actual trial are pretty good, so now you have a bunch of R's heading home to campaign after thus and having to answer why they didn't do what they were voted in to do.

    I know everyone thinks there are no consequences, but this could spell doom for a number of R's, simply because Trumps ego needs constant placating.
     
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  35. bertwing

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    Really hope McConnell has a JoePa like demise after he gets voted out
     
  36. DeToxRox

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    Hopefully Mitch doesn’t have any sons
     
  37. Duck2013

    Duck2013 Hello
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    hope he has another fall, into traffic this time.
     
  38. dblplay1212

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    Republican Sen. Mike Lee, of Utah, was fiercely taking notes filling up three full pages in his notebook over the hour.

    When Schiff presented video evidence, Lee physically turned his head back at the presentation at least five times seemingly to copy down accurate notes. Lee was seen later chugging a glass of water and massaging the palm of his writing hand.

    In contrast, Lee’s neighbor, Sen. Rand Paul, of Kentucky, focused intensely on a crossword puzzle, not so sneakily hidden between his papers.

    :facepalm:
     
  39. joe-

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    hahahahahahahahaha

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  40. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Replace Feinstein please. Khanna can be Speaker.
     
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  41. joe-

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  42. steamengine

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    He’s so dumb
     
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  43. steamengine

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    Nandor the Relentless can you start working on some design options?

    Really highlight a disappearing border if at all possible.
     
  44. steamengine

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  45. Truman

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    Good thing there's at least 1 Republican keeping an eye on climate change
     
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  46. infected donkey

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    Literally.
     
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