Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Sub-Zero

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    everything is projecting. everything.
     
  2. blotter

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    Made it about 1.5 seconds. He might be the most grating person I can think off hand

    Said this in another thread, but if you gave me until the end of the year at $100/hr to listen to Shapiro I honestly dont think I'd even get an hour in.
     
  3. NYGator

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    I heard Lindsey Graham interviewed before talking about how important it is for us to know about Biden. He laid out a timeline that without fact checking sounded damning. I am sure that is what is coming.
     
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  4. NYGator

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  5. Bruce Wayne

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    We have a bunch of 5 year olds in the Senate

     
  6. skiedfrillet

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    Golf is a ton of fun and if you don’t like it your idea of a good time is probably kissing your father
     
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  7. BudKilmer

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  8. VaxRule

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    Do you really not understand why Ford might care about the cars its employees drive? Or why UAW workers might frown on imports in lots at their facilities?
     
  9. $P1

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    To this point, VW has a parking lot for VW/Audi and a farther-away parking lot for all others.
     
  10. NYGator

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    I like the way we are using all of the republican senators, witnesses, and lawyers to make the point about high crimes and misdemeanors. The last clip of Lindsey Graham was pretty hysterical. He tried to sound sympathetic and instead he sounded like Mr. Rogers.
     
  11. VaxRule

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    If you’d ever kissed my father, you’d understand how stupid a point this is. The man is objectively an amazing kisser.
     
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  12. Tobias

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    i kiss altfacts father and mother every day
     
  13. Doc Louis

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    Russia worked so hard on that photoshop
     
  14. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    I remember one of the topics about how golfing was an acceptable hobby as an adult male but playing video games isn't. Easily one of the snobbiest and unintentionally hilarious threads I can remember
     
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  15. Doc Louis

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    I can't imagine people disliking topgolf, but apparently there are people who might
     
  16. ned's head

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    Golf sucks
     
  17. ono

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    I get it, but it seems unnecessary to me. Especially since it's not limited to Ford, just American-made. There's the UAW angle, but why not go all the way and dictate every employee drives a Ford?
     
  18. Lyrtch

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    golf is fine

    all the subsidies and negative environmental impact are not, we should do something about that part
     
  19. Doc Louis

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    Aren't most dealerships like that?
     
  20. NCHusker

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    Topgolf is the only form of golf worth participating in and that's because it's basically bowling
     
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  21. Doc Louis

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    Bowling is basically bowling. Topgolf is actually fun.
     
  22. $P1

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    Talking about their corporate office, not a dealership. I don't know any scumbag car dealers
     
  23. CUAngler

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    How can anyone hate a sport that you can play while doing alcohol?
     
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  24. Truman

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    Question for the lawyers - if a regular trial, and you submit new evidence once the trial has started?
     
  25. DeToxRox

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    pez when you’re done chasing ambulances for the day, can you assist us?
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

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    Obviously she doesn’t understand satire and parody either.
     
  27. RonBurgundy

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    This is also why the whole DemTwitter outrage over Mulvaney saying we “do it all the time, get over it” was a dumb “gotcha!” Moment. It DOES happens all the time, just not because The Emperor sought use his powers to investigate a political rival.
     
  28. Crepeswithasmile

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    who doesn't love drinking $7 beers and eating shitty food while surrounded by a bunch of jackoffs that think they're tiger woods?
     
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  29. Doc Louis

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    People who like fun?
     
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  30. slogan119

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    More white man shaming
     
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  31. ned's head

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    I can get hammered and play basketball with women, but I don't think that would be fun
     
  32. Truman

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    Im shaming myself. Because Im one of those cunts that is part of the problem.

    We can discuss this over the next Chicago TMB golf outing, that is really goign to happen this time.
     
  33. VaxRule

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    Because if it’s a plant, the UAW cares more about UAW jobs - as they should. If it’s a Ford/UAW car, that’s obviously the best, but a Ford badged import is exactly what is used to drive down the numbers of and compensation for Ford/UAW employees.
     
  34. Crepeswithasmile

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    Blackburn is having a rough go of it on the old tweeter machine today

     
  35. slogan119

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    The actual response should be:

    “Here is my lawyer’s contact info. As you signify in the subject line, it’s a personal matter. But I appreciate you interjecting yourselves and settling by buying me a new car.”
     
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  36. Lyrtch

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    just voted in the primary

    figure out how to vote and go do it you bums
     
  37. Truman

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    Just had a coworker talk about how Kennedy said most of the GOP senators haven paid attention to the evidence and pondered they might be moved once they see it in an impeachment setting.

    Sweet summer child...
     
  38. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Lmao I forgot the chuds thought that doofus Turley would be some “expert” witness.
     
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  39. ~ taylor ~

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    They don't enforce it, in any event. You can drive by any plant and see a decent number of foreign car makers represented. Probably not as many as in the 80s or 90s, but still plenty.
     
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  40. Name P. Redacted

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    looks like WA has state sanctioned mail-in primary voting and also party caucuses like a month after. not really sure how they fit together.
     
  41. Josey Wales

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    Had someone send me this recently as a reason to investigate Biden. I asked whether they found it on the secure server along with trumps totally perfect convos
     
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  42. Homo Erectus

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    Its been a lot less fun since he died 4 years ago.
     
  43. Name P. Redacted

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    The Presidential Primary in March is a nomination process conducted for major political party candidates for US President only. The August Primary is when voters in our state winnow down the field of candidates to the Top 2 finishers who qualify for the November General Election. Voters are not required to pick a party. You will not sign a party declaration to participate in the August Primary nor the November General Election.

    What a weird process
     
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  44. Name P. Redacted

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    The state party's central committee voted 121-40 to start using a hybrid system that uses the state's vote-by-mail system for a presidential primary to apportion delegates to candidates, and caucuses and conventions to select which delegates will represent the state at the national convention in Milwaukee.

    sweet, i can completely ignore caucusing.
     
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  45. slogan119

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    Sweet Potato Hitler is a new one