Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    the lyrics to Lou Reed's "Dirty Boulevard" come to mind:

    Give me your hungry, your tired your poor I'll piss on 'em
    that's what the Statue of Bigotry says
    Your poor huddled masses, let's club 'em to death
    and get it over with and just dump 'em on the boulevard
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    #305801 timo, Jan 27, 2020
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  2. chuckmasterflex

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  3. timo

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    that's exactly what he did. He's always been corrupt.
     
    #305803 timo, Jan 27, 2020
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  4. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    Standard trial stuff. Prosecutors get three witnesses. The defense gets three witnesses. Prosecutors get 50 pages of documents. The defense gets 50 pages of documents. Prosecutors get a murder weapon and DNA evidence. The defense gets some other guy's kitchen knife with DNA on it.
     
    #305804 jokewood, Jan 27, 2020
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  5. bro

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  6. enjj

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    SIAP
     
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  7. Mister Me Too

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    Owning libs > clean water, a habitable environment
     
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  8. Phil Connors

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    Rollo Tomasi
     
    #305808 Phil Connors, Jan 27, 2020
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  9. boone

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    Funny, today I was just wondering what my Red Senator was doing aside from playing w/ spinners.
     
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  10. boone

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    Also,

    With all these bombshells dropping every 5 days, whats the line on Bitch McConnell changing his tune before Friday?
     
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  11. timo

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    like 0%
     
    #305811 timo, Jan 27, 2020
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  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    Trump bitches and cried he couldn't call a witness during the House impeachment....

    Now he doesn't want any witnesses. Hmmmm
     
    #305812 Where Eagles Dare, Jan 27, 2020
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  13. Papa

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    I was pretty young during the Clinton impeachment and haven't studied the details of it. How did they get Clinton under oath in order to hit him with perjury?
     
    #305813 Papa, Jan 27, 2020
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  14. pez

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    #305814 pez, Jan 27, 2020
  15. boone

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    Paula Jones, Linda Tripp and Lewinsky. The whole "investigation" was smarmy AF.
     
    #305815 boone, Jan 27, 2020
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  16. Mister Me Too

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  17. infected donkey

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    They also got a definition on sexual relations to mean intercourse only and a blowjob didn't meet that definition.
     
    #305817 infected donkey, Jan 27, 2020
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  18. Bruce Wayne

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    A young lawyer on Starr's team wanted to ask Clinton under oath if he came in Monica Lewinsky's mouth.

    That lawyer was Brett Kavanaugh
     
    #305818 Bruce Wayne, Jan 27, 2020
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  19. enjj

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    And?
     
    #305819 enjj, Jan 27, 2020
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  20. Doc Louis

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    Linda Tripp file photo for those who may not remember what she looked like.

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    #305820 Doc Louis, Jan 27, 2020
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  21. Phil Connors

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    #305821 Phil Connors, Jan 27, 2020
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  22. Lyrtch

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  23. bro

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  24. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
    "no Tyree, you had sex with me too"
    "correction"
     
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  25. Redav

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    Fingers crossed
     
    #305825 Redav, Jan 27, 2020
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  26. Josey Wales

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    Such a fucking weasel.

    Brett: Hey. Hey! Ken...ask...ask if she fondled his sweaters.
     
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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    How exciting
     
    #305827 chuckmasterflex, Jan 27, 2020
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  28. BudKilmer

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    There are people (Barr/Mitch/etc) that are more dangerous and craven but there has never existed a more pathetic, worthless piece of trash.


     
    #305828 BudKilmer, Jan 27, 2020
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  29. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Not sure what you mean but he testified. There was no “getting him”.
     
    #305829 Daniel Ocean, Jan 27, 2020
  30. HoosDaMan

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    Cruz’s o face at the end.
     
    #305830 HoosDaMan, Jan 27, 2020
  31. Papa

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    He testified before the House? Why did he testify?
     
    #305831 Papa, Jan 27, 2020
  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I don’t remember if it was the house or senate. I think It was simply because he hadn’t done what he was accused of doing and it’s why he got “caught” impeached over a blowjob.
     
    #305832 Daniel Ocean, Jan 27, 2020
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  33. RGClemson05

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    It was the Paula Jones depo, iirc
     
    #305833 RGClemson05, Jan 27, 2020
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  34. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    She was on season 2 of Bag Man and is a legit crazy person.
     
    #305834 steamengine, Jan 27, 2020
  35. Jc6

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    They’ll circle the wagons and continue their power grab.
     
    #305835 Jc6, Jan 27, 2020
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  36. ned's head

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    #305836 ned's head, Jan 27, 2020
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  37. aisle seven

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    These graphics are always the dumbest.

     
    #305837 aisle seven, Jan 27, 2020
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  38. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    edit: posted above. refresh and such
     
    #305838 timo, Jan 27, 2020
  39. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    #305839 BrentTray, Jan 27, 2020
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  40. Josey Wales

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    Cool. Hey, Zodiac, what can you tell us about former trump campaign manager, Paul manaforts work in Ukraine?
     
    #305840 Josey Wales, Jan 27, 2020
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  41. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  42. BudKilmer

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    Always love when Fox “Business” covers the important matters of trade and such
     
    #305842 BudKilmer, Jan 27, 2020
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  43. NYGator

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  44. BudKilmer

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    spliffed but it stands

    Die chained to a wall Bill
     
    #305844 BudKilmer, Jan 27, 2020
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  45. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Haven't seen it posted. This is really good.

     
    #305845 London Humphreys, Jan 27, 2020
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  46. Josey Wales

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    Same people who help condemn the media also leaning damning things to journalists. There are so many gross people in this country.
     
    #305846 Josey Wales, Jan 27, 2020
  47. shaolin5

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    Oh boy I hope so!
     
    #305847 shaolin5, Jan 27, 2020
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  48. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    But those witnesses are hunter Biden and the whistle blower
     
    #305848 cutig, Jan 27, 2020
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  49. skrouse

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    A little behind but lemme get this straight, so Dershowitz is making a case against the potential of Bolton's testimony based on the wording of the titles of the articles, did I understand that correctly? Even tho Article I lists out the ways Trump's actions demonstrate impeachable conduct (I.e. Failure to uphold his oath of office) because the articles aren't written out as such they are not grounds for impeachment? Da fuck?
     
    #305849 skrouse, Jan 27, 2020
  50. CUAngler

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