Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. DelapThrows

    DelapThrows Comforter, Philosopher, and Lifelong Mate
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    *American Bison
     
  2. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    "You see how mean everyone was to me?"
     
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  3. Jimmy the Saint

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    What a fucking man child.
     
  4. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Another bad story for the democrats about Hunter Biden.
     
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  5. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    It sounds like they’re going to put Mitt’s head on a pike after definitely not threatening to put other peoples’ heads on pikes.
     
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  6. Truman

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    It’s so unfair that a POTUS who treats everything as a transaction doesn’t get the benefit of the doubt when he offered a quid pro quo w Zelensky
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Almost like he's going to put ppls head on a pike.

    Crazy
     
  8. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  9. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I despise Greenwald so fucking much
     
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  10. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I stan for Glenn sometimes. Gotta say to glenn, this one ain’t it Chief
     
  11. El Tiburon

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    THAT'S INSULTING! I can't believe the Radical Left would suggest such a thing. /very brave GOP Senators who totally aren't scared of Trump
     
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  12. ned's head

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    The dumbest people

     
  13. NYGator

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    Pike tax
     
  14. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  15. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    Satan literally quotes Scripture in the Bible

     
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  16. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Fleecing Trump and his supporters is a moral good
     
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  17. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  18. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    "his faith"

    :roll:
     
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  19. AptosDuck

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    Mammon
     
  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I honestly can't fathom someone watching any of this and thinking, yeah this is a guy that should have access to nuclear codes. Can't wait to vote for him again.
     
  21. prerecordedlive

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    Something is fishy here. I just can’t put my thumb on it.

    That’s a really nuanced joke about how Brad Parscale looks like a fucking thumb.

    89A1116E-83B1-4F29-98F0-F63FF8DC4E20.jpeg
     
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  22. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Or a stereotypical white supremacist
     
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  23. Lyrtch

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    i wish the media would report on this accurately describing these actions as direct results of Trump and his surrogates threats
     
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  24. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Really getting sick of people on Facebook posting shit like "stop being Republican or Democrat and be human" without any realization that only one side wants to do that while the other it's literally against their policy.

    But keep on posting for likes ... white women
     
  25. HoosDaMan

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    I just saw satanic baby abortion lady on CSPAN in the crowd waiting for our orange king to speak.
     
  26. BudKilmer

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  27. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Knowing good and damn well he is trying to find a way to start throwing politicians and media in jail for speaking ill of him.
     
  28. chuckmasterflex

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  29. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    You would think such a family of :airquote:Evangelicals:airquote: would know that. :idk:
     
  30. Dukes

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    I hate these motherfuckers so damn much
     
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  31. HoosDaMan

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    “It started the day we came down the elevator.”
     
  32. HoosDaMan

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    He’s talking about James Comey. Ha
     
  33. chuckmasterflex

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  34. chuckmasterflex

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    Makes you think
     
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  35. Bruce Wayne

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    This shit is disgusting
     
  36. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    He has lost his mind.
     
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  37. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I mean sure, James Comey ABSOLUTELY played a part in you being here, just not in the way you think.
     
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  38. HoosDaMan

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    Calling out his good boys one by one for their pat on the head.
     
  39. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    F these traitors.
     
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  40. fsutony

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    he Looks like a bloated corpse.
     
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  41. HoosDaMan

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    He’s fucking nuts and they keep cheering and nodding.
     
  42. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    This guy has been flying a little too close to the sun for a while now.
     
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  43. chuckmasterflex

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    You don’t say?
     
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  44. MtOread

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    I'm on about a 20 min delay, but I wish more people would watch him speak in instances like these. This is a very plain display of his narcissism and self-obsession.
     
  45. fsutony

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    Thanking the people that helped you get away with crimes live from the White House sure is something.
     
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  46. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    finally now the whole world can see it





    :|
     
  47. IvanTheTerrible

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    Also a possible case of syphilis.
     
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  48. chuckmasterflex

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    I hope he goes for 3 hours or until he drops dead
     
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