Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. fsutony

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    he Is actually talking about how sexy he thinks Jim Jordan is. We on a new level now.
     
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  2. ned's head

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    Why are tv stations covering this
     
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  3. ~ taylor ~

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    Maybe hoping he'll stroke out.
     
  4. Prospector

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  5. steamengine

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    When he says someone’s from central casting does that mean he wants to fuck them?
     
  6. HoosDaMan

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    “The man and the woman...”
     
  7. fsutony

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    Talking about scalise almost getting whacked and bragging about his record breaking blood loss. Loss for words here.
     
  8. HoosDaMan

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    Yes
     
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  9. prerecordedlive

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    What in the actual fuck is happening?

    He just talked about Jim Jordan’s magnificent body for a few minutes and followed it up with how the democrats did Steve Scalise a favor because he’s suddenly much better looking.
     
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  10. Duck70

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    Why? It's the exact same talking point of tens of thousands of Bernie Bros
     
  11. Prospector

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  12. fsutony

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    This speech should be enough to remove him. This is nuts.
     
  13. steamengine

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    Now he’s making fun of Steve Scalise for having no fielding skills after getting shot.
     
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  16. prerecordedlive

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    This is my favorite speech anyone has ever given. My jaw hurts from laughing.

    We are so, so fucked.
     
  17. fsutony

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    20 people could have ended this yesterday. These white folk really are angry Obama was President they are ready to just let it all burn.
     
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  18. Prospector

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    14 Republicans who voted to impeach, convict, and remove Clinton will vote to acquit Trump today

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    This afternoon, Senate Republicans will vote almost certainly with unanimity to acquit Donald Trump of the charges included in two impeachment articles brought against him—abuse of power and obstruction of justice. If that acquittal wasn’t already completely obvious, all doubt was removed last night by the enthusiastic fawning over the lawless Donald J. Trump’s spew of fabrications, exaggerations, and braggadocio in a speech of vindication and denial applauded by men and women who really, clearly don’t care about the gaping wound their decision will leave in constitutional norms. Not yet fatal to democracy, but this gives Trump the freedom to do something that could be.

    Fourteen of those Republican senators who will vote today also voted on the impeachment of Bill Clinton 21 years ago. Eight of them, then members of the House, voted in favor of two articles of impeachment—perjury and obstruction of justice for lying under oath. Six others, who were already in the Senate then and still are, voted to convict Clinton. As you might guess, they had very different things to say about impeachment and what was impeachable at the time than they have said lately.

    Below are some of their remarks during Clinton’s impeachment.

    First, a look at the eight current Republican senators who were members of the House in 1998-99. All eight voted in favor of the articles of impeachment against Clinton.

    Roy Blunt (Missouri)
    "No president can be allowed to subvert the judiciary or thwart the investigative responsibility of the legislature," Blunt said, adding that Clinton had committed "serious felonious acts that strike at the heart of our judicial system. [...] Violating these oaths or causing others to impede the investigation into such acts are serious matters that meet the standard for impeachment."

    Mike Crapo (Idaho)
    "Our entire legal system is dependent on our ability to find the truth. That is why perjury and obstruction of justice are crimes," Crapo said. "Perjury and obstruction of justice are public crimes that strike at the heart of the rule of law — and therefore our freedom — in America."

    Lindsey Graham (South Carolina)
    He was one of the House impeachment managers in Clinton’s trial. "He doesn't have to say, 'Go lie for me,' to be a crime. He doesn't have to say, 'Let's obstruct justice,' for it to be a crime. You judge people on their conduct, not a magic phrase," Graham said. “[Impeachment is] not about punishment. Impeachment is about cleansing the office. Impeachment is about restoring honor and integrity to the office."

    Jerry Moran (Kansas)
    "I choose to be on the side that says no person is above the law; that this is a nation of laws, not men; that telling the truth matters; and that we should expect our public officials to conduct themselves in compliance with the highest ethical standards," Moran said.

    Rob Portman (Ohio)
    Portman said, “For myself, I believe the evidence of serious wrongdoing is simply too compelling to be swept aside. I am particularly troubled by the clear evidence of lying under oath in that it must be the bedrock of our judicial system.” He followed up with a press statement after he had voted, saying: “Committing perjury, obstructing justice and abusing the power of the presidency violate the rule of law that all citizens—even the president—must obey.”

    John Thune (South Dakota)
    Thune said, "There is one standard of justice that applies equally to all, and to say or do otherwise will undermine the most sacred of all American ideals. President Clinton has committed federal crimes, and there must be a reckoning, or no American shall ever again be prosecuted for those same crimes."

    Richard Burr (North Carolina)
    Burr said, "The United States is a nation of laws, not men. And I do not believe we can ignore the facts or disregard the constitution so that the president can be placed above the law."

    Roger Wicker (Mississippi)
    Wicker said that if Clinton urged Monica Lewinsky to lie, it "would amount to a federal felony, and that would mean serious, serious problems for President Clinton."

    And here are the six Republicans who were in the Senate in 1998-99 and voted to convict Clinton:

    Chuck Grassley (Iowa)
    Grassley said that Clinton's “misdeeds have caused many to mistrust elected officials. Cynicism is swelling among the grass roots. His breach of trust has eroded the public's faith in the office of the presidency." The "true tragedy" of the case, he said, was "the collapse of the president's moral authority." He co-signed a statement during the impeachment proceedings pointing out that federal law "criminalizes anyone who corruptly persuades or engages in misleading conduct with the intent to influence the testimony of any person in an official proceeding."

    Mike Enzi (Wyoming)
    Bill Clinton "was intending to influence the testimony of a likely witness in a federal civil rights proceeding," Enzi said. "President Clinton was, in fact, trying to get Betty Currie to join him in his web of deception and obstruction of justice."

    Jim Inhofe (Oklahoma)
    Along with five other Republican senators, including Jeff Sessions and Pat Roberts, Inhofe signed a statement during the impeachment proceedings nothing that federal law "criminalizes anyone who corruptly persuades or engages in misleading conduct with the intent to influence the testimony of any person in an official proceeding."

    Mitch McConnell (Kentucky)
    McConnell said in a statement, "Do we want to retain President Clinton in office, or do we want to retain our honor, our principle, and our moral authority? For me, and for many members in my impeachment-fatigued party, I choose honor." He added, "The president of the United States looked 270 million Americans in the eye, and lied, deliberately and methodically. He took an oath to faithfully execute the laws of this nation, and he violated that oath. He pledged to be the nation's chief law enforcement officer, and he violated that pledge. He took an oath to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and he willfully and repeatedly violated that oath."

    Pat Roberts (Kansas)
    In a statement, Roberts said that Clinton had sought to block the investigation into his actions. "Do these actions rise to the level envisioned by our founding fathers in the Constitution as 'high crimes and misdemeanors' so warranting removal from office? Our Constitution requires that the threshold for that judgment must be set by each senator sitting as a juror. Again, I believe an open-minded individual applying Kansas common sense would reach the conclusion that I reached."

    Richard Shelby (Alabama)
    The senator said after voting, “After reviewing the evidence, I believe that the House managers proved beyond a reasonable doubt that President Clinton obstructed justice. Therefore, I voted for his conviction and removal for the offenses charged in Article II. However, I do not believe that the House managers met the legal requirements of proving perjury beyond a reasonable doubt. Therefore, I voted against conviction and removal for the offenses charged in Article I.”

    For your reading displeasure, let me also include the words of then-Sen. Jeff Sessions, since he could return to the Senate next year:

    It has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt and to a moral certainty that President William Jefferson Clinton perjured himself before a federal grand jury and has persisted in a continuous pattern of lying and obstructing justice. The chief law enforcement officer of the land, whose oath of office calls on him to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution, crossed the line and failed to defend and protect the law and, in fact, attacked the law and the rights of a fellow citizen. Under our Constitution, equal justice requires that he forfeit his office. For these reasons, I felt compelled to vote to convict and remove the President from office. ...

    “It is crucial to our system of justice that we demand the truth. I fear that an acquittal of this president will weaken the legal system by providing an option for those who consider being less than truthful in court. Whereas the handling of the case against President Nixon clearly strengthened the nation's respect for law, justice and truth, the Clinton impeachment may unfortunately have the opposite result.
     
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  19. fsutony

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    We can’t even explain how crazy this is. It has to be seen. How we didn’t nuke North Korea years ago with this guy as the leader seems like a miracle now.
     
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  20. ned's head

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    I can't look away
     
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  21. fsutony

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    Yep and it’s getting worse.
     
  22. steamengine

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    His mouth is very dry
     
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  23. Josey Wales

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    I hate these people, but thank you for posting this. Love seeing the face of hypocrisy and cowardice.

    It’s one part racism, and I think even more so the result of vast propaganda and brainwashing.
     
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  24. fsutony

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    Drugs starting to kick in.
     
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  26. Josey Wales

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    Nobody knows why the very corrupt Paul manafort’s team changed policies toward Ukraine in the 2016 GOP platform.

    So many coincidences, almost like fucking with Ukraine is one of trumps central policy objectives.
     
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  27. Crepeswithasmile

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    even this fuck hammock thinks trump is unhinged today

     
  28. HoosDaMan

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    The CSPAN callers never disappoint
     
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  29. HoosDaMan

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    One just called for all Democrats in dc to be hung
     
  30. Josey Wales

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    Lol 55% of the vote. What’s this fucking idiot talking about. He should say electoral college, because that’s all trump has a shot of winning a majority of, unfortunately.
     
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  31. HoosDaMan

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    One is citing scripture in defense of Trump
     
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  32. VaxRule

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    Did Steve Scully correct him to hanged?
     
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  33. chuckmasterflex

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    Lot of people forget about my other son... who is Barron btw. Great. Just fantastic that kid Barron.
     
  34. steamengine

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    Lol can’t wait

     
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  35. prerecordedlive

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    One day Barron will be 18 and I hope America just fucking digs in on him and ruins him. There’s no way that kid becomes anything more than a grifting shitbag like his siblings.
     
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  36. Henry Blake

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    :roll:
     
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  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    I really wished thats how thr SOTU was
     
  38. DuckKin

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    But like, what if he’s a good kid and disowns his family?
     
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  39. wes tegg

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    This is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.
     
  40. BellottiBold

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    For the 500th time, there isn't a serving Republican (aside from Romney) who shouldn't die in prison.
     
  41. Doug

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    yeah, he was given a free pass to do whatever he wants.
     
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  42. prerecordedlive

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    I’d like to put Susan Collins on death row but constantly create rumors about setting a date for her and mix in a few rumors of parole hearings. When she hears the judge speak, they need to remind her what a deeply troubling decision it is.
     
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    No Tiffany?
     
  44. steamengine

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    Tiffany fell in with Antifa Georgetown as a 2L, everyone knows that.
     
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  45. Jigga

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    Oh please yes do this
     
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  47. afb

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    it'll either be terrible because he gets 4 more years

    or because of what he'll do between the election and when he leaves office in january
     
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