J Lo & Shakira share co-MVP award

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  1. TC

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    They need to go on Felicty Huffman's Booty Academy to settle this once and for all
     
  2. blind dog

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    speak for yourself
     
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  3. TimJimothy

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    Hey guys I think Shakira is good at singing spanish.
     
  4. hood b. goode

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  5. LuPoor

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    Where can I sign up for this class action...I too was a victim
     
  7. soulfly

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    :laugh: what? No. This isn’t how this works. Anything translated is always going to be different, but most especially as it pertains to verse.
     
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  8. NothingIsOT

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    Congrats on learning a second language. We’re all really impressed.

    Shakira voice is materially the same. Her voice is beautiful in both languages. It’s not like she’s singing in English with a Shakira voice and in Spanish with a real feminine voice.

    If someone doesn’t like her music, it’s their loss. Having some sort of, “well it’s because she hits her high notes better in Spanish” is just you all trying too hard.
     
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  9. TimJimothy

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  10. IV

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  11. Daniel Ocean

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    JFC. She like just about everyone on earth that speaks multiple languages has an accent in her non native tongues. How is that “trying too hard”. Her English stuff is also extremely “poppy” compared to her stuff in Spanish.

    I’ve been a fan of her’s for over 20 years so I do like her music.
     
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  12. BWC

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    When having an ethos of "I don't see color," er voice accents, falls flat on its face.
     
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  13. Prospector

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    Christian activist to sue NFL for $867 trillion over Shakira & Jennifer Lopez halftime show: "Viewing what you put on that screen put me in danger of hellfire"
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  14. Champ

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    Celine Dion’s best stuff is in french too
     
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  15. NothingIsOT

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    :laugh: I’m enjoying watching the CACs telling a bilingual Hispanic man about their superior ear for accents. Stay woke.
     
  16. Daniel Ocean

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    are you saying she doesn’t have an accent? Are you implying you’re the only bilingual individual posting right now? Are native Spanish speakers the only individuals that have an accent when speaking English? Why are you being weird about this?
     
  17. BWC

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    We're aware of your willful ignorance, man. You don't have to admit to it so often.
     
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  18. BJ

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    Think he’s telling you whities to shut up every damn once in a while.
     
  19. Champ

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    Don’t tell us white males what to do
     
  20. NothingIsOT

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    How did you morph from she sounds different when she sings Spanish to she has an accent in English? You’re changing my point so you can argue against something I never said.

    Get this. Her singing voice is materially the same both in English and Spanish. She has a distinct style of voice that’s recognizable anywhere, irrespective of language. I’m sure you have friends that you could recognize out of a room just based on that distinct voice, even if they’re speaking Taiwanese. She very well may hit the high notes better in Spanish. But you went on some crusade to prove your #1 fan status with your 20 years and acute ear. That’s fine, but hitting the high notes isn’t why the average American isn’t into Shakira. You came off kind of douchy with that “I’m not going to assume you speak Spanish but man if you speak it like me you’ll appreciate her phenomenal high notes” spiel, so I responded.

    Her style of music can be different whether English or Spanish songs, I agree. She does have an accent in English, yes. But that was never my point.

    I stopped interacting with you. Your buddies are the ones tagging me, talking down to me. I was civil with you, I simply disagreed. Look at the idiot jumping on a dead end convo. accusing a Hispanic man of being ignorant towards Hispanics over the struggles of accents. And you agree. Am I supposed to take you guys seriously after that?
     
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  21. TC

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    When you rotate the pic, you change the angle!!!
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    before I read the rest, what did you think I meant by she sounds different? Her accent comes out when she sings/talks English and I like her natural “Shakira voice” in Spanish more. I am not the only fan of hers that feels that way. I appreciate the rock influences in her songs before she crossed over more than her “pop” English ones. Your making this into something it’s not. I literally defended her from people accusing her of not being a real musician/artist. Just because I enjoy her Spanish music more doesn’t change that. Get help.
     
  24. Daniel Ocean

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    war grundle (so) said it wasn’t their singing ability that got them booked. I simply said Shakira has a great voice and imo especially in Spanish so I posted a couple of songs. I didn’t want to assume if he spoke or didn’t speak Spanish I don’t know why that bothered you. Again I like her music I’ve been a fan of hers for a long time and while her accent has gotten better I still prefer her voice in Spanish and her rock music more than the pop stuff.
     
  25. TimJimothy

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    My goodness, fellows. Can't we just all agree that her voice is a combination of fergie and jesus?
     
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  28. skiedfrillet

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    shakira/jlo thread is 4 pages long

    only 1 page has shakira/jlo pictures on it

    you fuckers should be ashamed
     
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  29. Lip

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    how many years tho
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

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    eleventy
     
  31. bro

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    Just thought about this halftime show after listening to Shakira tonight.
    :banderas:
     
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  32. Butthead

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  33. HoosDaMan

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    Bro announcing he beat off
     
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    I finished minutes ago. We are past that
     
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    Exciting Friday night for bro. Lol
     
  37. ClemPson

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    I somehow haven’t seen this until today. If I win the $1bil Mega Millions I’ll take care of her.
     
  38. Truman

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    Spain doesnt fuck around w tax avoidance. We need to be more like Spain
     
  39. Truman

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    Also appreciate Spain going after her just after she dumped Pique. A+ pettiness
     
  40. Daniel Ocean

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    This is my “ah poor baby” face.
     
  41. steamengine

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    She doesn’t have a thread that isn’t locked but godam this new Beyonce album is good.
     
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    Didn’t he cheat on her? I’ll help her get over that.
     
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  43. buckwild

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    Prosecutor can get fucked... Shakira is a world treasure
     
  44. Irush

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    allegedly with the mother of his 19 year old teammate too
     
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  45. Bankz

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    Not to start a fight... but I think I enjoyed maybe 4 songs on first listen. I'll listen again but I'm not rushing to do so.
     
  46. Shinzon

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    If the Spanish Government wants the truth, they should ask her hips.
     
  47. Daniel Ocean

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    she needs to pay her fucking taxes. Honestly fuck I hope she goes to jail and I wish we’d do the same thing to assholes here.
     
  48. DirtBall

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    Serge’s mom went down on Pique?
     
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  49. IV

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    yes
     
  50. NDJOECA

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    What a thing to say about a fellow bruin and my secret (to her) girlfriend.
     
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