Jennifer Lopez is now 52 yrs old

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  1. kinghill

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    I like Lil Wayne's take on that topic.
     
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  2. kinghill

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    This was posted back in March but not shared here. Here you go, sorry for getting rid of arod:

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  3. Eathan Edwards

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    #203 Eathan Edwards, Aug 2, 2019
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  4. skiedfrillet

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    Turning the brown eye blue
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  5. Mix

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    Fab being all reflective on how lazy he is was great.

    “I don’t wanna say a 10 because I don’t be wildin’ out. I think to be a 10 you gotta be free to do anything. I’m definitely not free to do anything. Since I’ve gotten into this lil’ world, I’m not gonna lie, I’ve gotten lazy. I still put in work, but it’s definitely made me lazy. You can’t blame me. They gave me the ammunition to be like this. Like, most girls are like animals. I’m not really an animal anymore. I love sex like the next man. When I’m willing to put in work, I’m an eight-and-a-half. But sometimes a man just wants to get off a nut, so you’re not putting your all into it. But there are times when you wanna make an impression. Or if there’s a girl who’s gonna give you here all, you wanna hold her down.”
     
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  6. TC

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  8. TimJimothy

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    Is....is that guy looking at her hair?
     
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  10. DirtBall

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    She must sleep in a cryogenic chamber of stem cells

     
  11. Mr Bulldops

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    "dress" being used as kind of a loose description there

    but I'll allow it none the less
     
  12. IHHH

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    They cloned the hell out of her right? My god
     
  13. dahldennsull

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    Well she's getting pumped full of Arod steroids on the nightly, obviously having a positive effect
     
  14. BP

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    Prepare yourselves
     
  15. Boo MFer!

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    My dear Lord.
     
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  16. skiedfrillet

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    I’m gonna need a few minutes
     
  17. Biship

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    Incredible
     
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  18. bro

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    I need to see that movie
     
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  19. Boo MFer!

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    Seconds, IMO.
     
  20. Duck70

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    #221 Duck70, Nov 13, 2019
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  21. The Walrus

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    Jesus Christ
     
  22. HotMic

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  23. Tiffin

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    It's like looking into the sun.
     
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  25. Bruce Wayne

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    I...

    just...

    ...wow
     
  26. Mix

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    Gonna download that UHD Hustlers copy
     
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  27. Lyrtch

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    that movie is pretty good too
     
  28. Daniel Ocean

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    where is it?
     
  29. Duck70

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    JLo is now 50 years old
     
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    What did I just watch? What is that from?
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    Hustlers
     
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    Here I am cooking jambalaya on the stove and now I’m fully torqued
     
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  34. Shawn Hunter

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    More like hours
     
  35. Mix

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    Haven't seen it yet
     
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  36. Sir Phobos

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    other one is kinda grainy because they were trying to brighten it too much so have some HD (click the HD button, I have no idea why gfycat won't default it to HD)

     
  37. bigred77

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    Is this on Disney +?
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

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    it’s on IPT
     
  39. Daniel Ocean

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    Mix did you ever download Hustlers? Currently watching since my wife and kids are out of town. Man are dudes stupid.
     
  40. Bulworth

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    Forget dollar bills, I'd just stick my face in her ass and blow.

    It'd be worth the ass kicking and getting thrown out by the bouncers.
     
  41. Bruce Wayne

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  42. TC

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  43. Fidelio

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    specimen
     
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  45. 2

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    Think it’s time to giver her credit for 50 in topic title.
     
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    For my one post of the year (aside from the So Cal thread of course):

    She is a terrible, terrible individual to have to deal with (hotel, restaurant, and nightclub personal experience).

    Whose litany of issues I would be more than happy to deal with given the absurd finance and attractiveness levels involved.
     
  47. TC

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    Yeah I’ve heard she’s a huge ass