Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NYGator

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  2. Josey Wales

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    Biblical justice for Bill Barr. No problems there.
     
    #311102 Josey Wales, Feb 26, 2020
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  3. Struggler

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    Worked three blocks from there today. :ohdear:
     
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  4. shaolin5

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    I know we shouldn't panic about stuff like this, but it's really scary.
     
  5. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Totally forgot about this.

     
  6. NYGator

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  7. boone

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    Thank GOD I own guns.
     
  8. Doc Louis

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    So if someone murders him it's God's will? What about the thou shalt not lie and shalt not steal?
     
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  9. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    A war would be worse imo
    Also, his makeup looks worse than usual
     
  10. Prospector

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  11. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Price of freedom
     
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  12. herb.burdette

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    Trump is setting up Pence to be fired and replace him with a new VP if circumstances dictate this Summer, someone who can better help him in PA or Mich.
     
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  13. Josey Wales

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    But at least they won’t get autism
     
  14. Lyrtch

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    guess this is the logical conclusion
     
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  15. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Makes you wonder why so many are afraid to oppose him.
     
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  16. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Its amazing that the Media still takes these sort of things at face value.
     
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  17. soulfly

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  18. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  19. boone

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    Good. Fucking. Lord...
     
  20. BudKilmer

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    Could be problematic

     
  21. GrizzliesDrew

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  22. Doc Louis

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    Not with Mike fucking Pence on the case. Gonna bring everyone together and give Trump the best options.
     
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  23. NYGator

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    Some of them are gone because he had them primaried or they left because of him.
     
  24. El Tiburon

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    Someone told Mike Pence that the coronavirus is gay, so he’s pretty confident he and his team can pray it away.
     
  25. The Guglia

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    Is this true / sourced?
     
  26. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Absolutely true. He stripped in the basement of Comet Pizza. Confirmed.
     
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  27. El Tiburon

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    Just Google an image search with the terms “hot male strippers named Mike.”
     
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  28. BP

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  29. Crepeswithasmile

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    Seth, is that you?


     
  30. Bruce Wayne

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    "Notoriously impatient" is a nice way of calling someone "astoundingly stupid"
     
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  31. BudKilmer

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  32. NilesIrish

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    Stop going to Corby’s.
     
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  33. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    God damn, even Chris Hayes is finally starting to get it.

     
  34. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    There any decent bars in South Bend anymore?
     
  35. Truman

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    Chris Hayes is pretty great w this stuff, and most stuff. IDK why youre so dismissive of him :idk:
     
    #311140 Truman, Feb 27, 2020
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  36. BudKilmer

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    I truly believe he has a sub 75 IQ

     
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  37. Mix

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    Yeah there really is no one better than him on the news networks so a really weird take.
     
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  38. BudKilmer

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    from the “no shit mate” files
     
  39. NYGator

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    This would be super interesting. Of course nothing would happen but it would certainly get under his skin and we would see policy changes that reflect the actions.
     
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  40. Truman

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  41. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Lol it’s dropping like a rock

     
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  42. bertwing

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    Prepare yourselves for some serious tariff’s on whiskey and haggis, ya mangled fuds
     
  43. bro

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    the best
     
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