CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. TC

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    I read the quickest way to spot a pandemic these days is to see what people are googling. Has that type of analysis been done/reported on?
     
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  2. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Generally speaking, you should cancel going to LA in favor of a multitude of places more enjoyable to visit
     
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  3. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Imagine going to LA instead of Pigeon Forge
     
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  4. dallasdawg

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    you do know that most common colds are coronaviruses right
     
  5. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Gatlinburg is well known as the Vegas of the south
     
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  6. IvanTheTerrible

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    the majority of people do not.
     
  7. theriner69er

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    I'm supposed to go to a large lighting convention on Vegas in May. We should either have a handle on this, or be in full panic mode by then.

    There are always tons of Chinese manufacturers at these types of things, so that will be interesting. Plus Vegas has have lots of visitor turnover. Plenty of opportunities for infection.
     
  8. Crepeswithasmile

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    yes. i also know that you can go fuck yourself. did you know that?
     
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  9. bro

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    traveling back to Nashville in 2 weeks. Other than that, no trips planned and will keep it that way until the dust hopefully settles
     
  10. TC

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    I didn't know that. Who the fuck knows that
     
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  11. theriner69er

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    One of our secretaries is going to Italy next week. A few people were discussing her going and if she was afraid or anything and she said A) it's already paid for, so she's going, no question and B) it's basically just a cold. She said it's just like getting a cold, the people who die are already sick, the flu is a corona virus, this is just a cold!

    We are so fucked.
     
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  12. Crepeswithasmile

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    anyone that's read the back of a bottle of lysol while shitting.
     
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  13. orangebl00d

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    She MAGA?
     
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  14. theriner69er

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    Not really sure actually. older white woman, so probably.
     
  15. TC

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    What if Trump gets coronavirus. I hear it's not kind to olds and fats
     
  16. bro

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    woah. That's a pretty big fucking deal
     
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  17. Crepeswithasmile

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    [​IMG]
     
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  18. racer

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  19. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    actually yes i did know that :feelsgoodman:
     
  20. dallasdawg

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    are heads of states usually unable to contract viruses or something
     
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  21. 2

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    I think you may need to take a couple plays off.
     
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  22. dallasdawg

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    sooo... yes? no?
     
  23. SD_Irish

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    Anyone else reconsidering going to Vegas for March Madness? Our group is having a discussion this weekend to decide whether to cancel our trip or not. Heard some folks are starting to wear masks in the casinos and even at the tables now.

    Seems like not a good place to be right now with a likely compromised immune system due to lack of sleep, booze, etc.
     
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  24. dallasdawg

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    we are not cancelling our trip
     
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  25. racer

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    Just live your lives as normal until something serious actually happens. It’s not that hard.
     
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  26. SD_Irish

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    That's my vote as of today. We will see how things go.
     
  27. Bo Pelinis

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    ^ guy who will die during the apocalypse because he's all out of Brain Force Plus and Super Male Vitality supplements.
     
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  28. Aaron Hernandez

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    Most countries are reporting a 1-2% death rate, but Iran has on record a 14% death rate. This thing has got to be spreading through there like wildfire and they are under-reporting cases.
     
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  29. bro

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    :facepalm:
     
  30. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    FYI.
     
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  31. Bo Pelinis

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    The good thing for you all is I've just developed a corona virus water filter so you can avoid contaminated water and also government experimentation. For only 3 payments of $179.99 you can avoid government mind control and get all the good clean Chinese virus free water you need. Just visit www.databattles.penis.fart for details.
     
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  32. Crepeswithasmile

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  33. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles
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    Sounds like Allah is a Sunni
     
  34. Redav

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    While you're there pick up the brand new Super Mega Virus Destroyer. Made from rhino horns, Super Mega VD will protect you from coronavirus, scurvy, bubonic plague and many others. Get VD today!
     
  35. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    It's always Sunni in Meccadelphia
     
  36. Crepeswithasmile

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    shiiiiite
     
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  37. Bo Pelinis

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    And for a limited time only we've got Virus Wipe Aways. They're specifically forumlated to kill viruses and bacteria. Whether you're having trouble reaching your asshole with normal toilet paper or wiping down your counter tops, Virus Wipe Aways have you covered. Only $42.69.
     
  38. dallasdawg

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    use your big boy words bro
     
  39. Bo Pelinis

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    I should become a conspiracy theorist grifter.

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  40. dathalfnukkahd

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    Flying to Vegas on Saturday and flying back Monday. Hopefully nothing breaks out by then
     
  41. HotMic

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    All I know is when the apocalypse comes, I’m remembering rule 18.
     
  42. Bo Pelinis

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    No excuses play like a champion?
     
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  43. Crepeswithasmile

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  44. HotMic

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    Limber Up
     
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  45. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Probably because of the risk of our Fuckstick in Chief not letting them back into the U.S. at some point.
     
  46. shaolin5

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    So this is where we are at (worldwide)
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  47. Aaron Hernandez

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    Church of Satan sounds like a pretty good dude.
     
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  48. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    You finally got one